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  • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

    Sam Park: It€™s Heat 13. Six robots come out, but only one comes out alive. Anyway, there are only three heats to go before the Series Semi-Finals. That means that we are getting dangerously close to finding our first RoboBash champion. So, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME DESTRUCTION???!!!

    *CROWD SCREAMS THEIR HEADS OFF, €œYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!€

    Sam: ALL RIGHT, LET THE WAAAAAAAAAARRS BEGIN!

    (ELIMINATOR 1!!!!!)

    From Glasgow, in Scotland, Killotine!!!

    Killotine is where you€™ll be sentenced to after you deal with him. Steve McGregor built and drives it. It has a front wedge to get under the other opponents a lot easier and it€™s got a very powerful axe, as well. Should anything happen to the axe, it rams the opponent to death with its LEM-130 motors!

    From Toronto, Ontario, McDuff the 2nd!

    Fast, with a low wedge, interchangable weapons, and tracks that are pretty hard to break, but none of these weapons are really damaging, and those nasty axes and crushers will most definitely aim for those tracks, and there are two in this fight€¦ It will use the lowered spikes for this battle.

    From Pontefract in Yorkshire, The Quaestor!

    The Quesaetor is about to axe you to death if you€™re not careful. It has an ol€™ faithful axe for a weapon, along with a nice and decent pushing power. However, it will most definitely run out of CO2.

    Roboteers, Stand By!

    Booth 1: Killotine, McDuff
    Booth 2: The Quaestor

    3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

    So, in comes Quaestor for a slam on Killotine, and McDuff comes in as well, and CRASHES into Killotine! Now, using the great traction, it pushes Killotine into the wall!
    WHAM!
    Killotine begins to axe Quaestor now! The axe comes down!
    WHACK!!
    The axe makes a large dent in Quaestor€™s armour! Now, Killotine immediately shoves the Quaestor into the wall!
    CRASH!
    McDuff now comes in again, and smashes into Killotine, and it pushes it to the saws! BZZT! Now, the Quaestor is up to full speed, and crashes into Killotine! Now, The axe comes down!
    WHACK!
    OH! That makes a nice huge dent in the armour of Killotine, and Killotine fights back right away, by ramming Quaestor into the wall again!
    WHAM!
    Now, McDuff crashes their party and gets under Killotine, and€¦
    CRASH!
    OH!!! Right into the wall it goes! Again McDuff comes in and pushes Killotine into the saws! BZZT! But now, there is not much time left€¦ this battle might go to the judges€¦ and it looks like it will.
    10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦
    Killotine and Quaestor are exchanging axe blows with each other€¦
    7€¦ 6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦
    McDuff presses the pit button, and the pit goes down. Now, McDuff is pushing Killotine all around€¦
    3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦

    CEASE!

    Judges! I want you to decide the loser!

    JD: Killotine / McDuff / Quaestor
    Style: 4/10 / 4/10 / 2/10
    Control: 5/10 / 4/10 / 1/10
    Damage: 5/10 / 2/10 / 3/10
    Aggresion: 4/10 / 3/10 / 3/10
    Total Score: 18/40 / 13/40 / 9/40

    Quaestor can€™t do anything about the judges decision.
    Killotine Evo and McDuff go through!

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    • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

      Sam Park: Welcome back to RoboBash; we€™re about to kick off with our second fight of the evening. Three robots go in, but one is about to meet its maker.

      (BATTLE 2!!!!)

      From Geddington in Northampton, Salamander 3!

      A former Crash & Burn champion, and a nice axlebot, with a 22kg disc that speeds up quite fast and spins at a top speed of 2000RPM. But an axlebot is an axlebot, so the wheel could have some nasty accidents.

      From Shrewsbery in Shropshire, Axeon!

      Axeon is back in €œaxetion€! Axeon has a nice axe powered by a couple CO2 tanks, and this can punch through titanium and dent hardox. However, it will most likely run out of CO2.

      From Enschede, in Holland, Sheer Heart Attack 2!

      What€™s this, Another Crash & Burn Champion? Hoo, boy€¦ A tracked machine with a 3000RPM drum, and two lovely wedges on the back, and a nasty attitude. Will he give his opponents the heart attack they truly deserve?

      Roboteers, Stand By!

      Booth 1: Salamander 3, Axeon
      Booth 2: Sheer Heart Attack

      3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦ ACTIVATE!

      We have activate, and now, Salamander spins the disc up to speed and goes for Axeon straight away, and Sheer Heart Attack spins its drum up to full speed, and crashes into Axeon!
      CLANG!!
      Nice attack there, but not causing much damage. A small dent is only the damage, and now, Axeon comes in and axes up Sheer Heart Attack, and it gets one on the drum!
      WHACK!
      Nice hole there! Salamander immediately disc slaps Axeon with its disc!
      CLANG!!
      Only a clang, and no crash. The damage is again minimal. Now, Axeon slams into Salamander and drags it to the pit button!
      WHAM!
      Now the ear-shaking pit siren goes, and that opens the pit, and now, Salamander almost drives in€¦ But now, Sheer Heart Attack comes out of nowhere, and crashes into Axeon!
      CLANG!!
      Again, there is no crash; there is only a clang. The damage is also minimal. Not too much damage given here to either one of these three bots. Now, Salamander charges at Axeon, only to get hacked!
      WHACK!
      WOAH!!! That made a nice dent in the middle, and Axeon has got a grip on Salamander! Now, Sheer Heart Attack goes into the action, and CRASHES into Axeon!
      CLANG!!!
      What€™s this, another clang?! No Crash! Now, Axeon pushes Salamander into the wall! CRASH!
      Now, Salamander fights back by spinning its disc up to speed, and Axeon charges at Salamander!
      CLANG!
      Now, Sheer Heart Attack comes in and crashes into Axeon!
      CLANG!
      Time is running out here, there is only 15 seconds left, and it looks like this battle will go to the judges.
      10€¦ 9€¦ 8€¦ 7€¦
      CLANG! WHAM!
      OH! Sheer Heart Attack gets slammed into the wall by Axeon!
      6€¦ 5€¦ 4€¦
      Now, Axeon slams into Salamander and pushes it near the pit! Salamander can€™t get away!
      3€¦ 2€¦ 1€¦

      CEASE!

      Quite a good fight, that was! Judges, I want you to decide who goes through!

      JD: Salamander / Axeon / Sheer Heart Attack
      Style: 3/10 / 4/10 / 3/10
      Control: 3/10 / 3/10 / 4/10
      Damage: 2/10 / 4/10 / 4/10
      Aggresion: 3/10 / 4/10 / 4/10
      Total Score: 11/40 / 15/40 / 15/40

      Salamander can do newt-hing about that.
      Axeon and Sheer Heart Attack go through!

      Round 2
      Killotine VS Axeon
      MacDuff the 2nd VS Sheer Heart Attack

      Tactics, Comments, Predictions, and nothing else for the time being, please.

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      • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

        And a reminder to never write fights like this at 3 in the morning.

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        • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

          I think Im losing popularity

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          • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

            Not really, just your fights are a bit hard to read at times, to be honest, being as their main elemental composition is capital letters and exclaimation marks...that, and I was knocked out so I cant really say much

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            • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

              Read part 5 of Joeys errr... thing on ZED :P

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              • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

                ......Any Predictions?

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                • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

                  You dont need predictions

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                  • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

                    quote:

                    You dont need predictions

                    Huh?

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                    • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

                      Why would you NEED predictions?

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                      • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

                        I predict that Axeon 2.0 will win.

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                        • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

                          LOL

                          Will get the next fight up shortly.

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                          • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

                            Macduff the 2nd vs. Sheer Heart Attack 2

                            Lifting spikes. Snag those tracks and drag him off to Pit Land.

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                            • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

                              not if my drum takes your spikes out first!!!

                              gluck Kody!

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                              • My first REAL tournament... ROBOBASH!!!!

                                Well if I keep the spikes pointing at your drum, I dont really think youll be able to damage them, lol

                                Good luck Marti

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