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**andrewj** · 30 May 2008, 21:41

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Â«MeCannibal vs. ExertionÂ»

Perfect! Its the classic ring-spinner meets spinner-killer here. Simple tactics are to be relentless - keep driving in and ramming MeCannibal over and over again. If I can pin it against the wall, my job will be made even easier. The more I ram, the less it can spin up and attack me and score any points. Shove it around into the hazards and preferably the pit. If MeCannibal does get up to full speed, I am willing to sacrifice my scoop. After a couple of hits, MeCannibal will suffer from the effects of its own overkill energy output.

**samuel3764** · 3 June 2008, 19:11

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About the previous battle, I wrote it at 3:30 AM.

**kodster** · 3 June 2008, 20:22

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quote:

About the previous battle, I wrote it at 3:30 AM.

What an excuse. :P

**samuel3764** · 8 June 2008, 20:14

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Well, maybe I shouldve said earlier, Tactics, comments, predictions and a reminder to NEVER WRITE A BATTLE LIKE THIS AT 3:30AM PLEASE.

**samuel3764** · 11 June 2008, 18:53

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Right, I apologize for the last battle. I wrote it at 3:30 AM, and my mind was just full of crap.

Anyway, lets get on with the remaining battles.

Gabriel VS Panic Attack

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Gabriel
Booth 2: Panic Attack

3â‚¬Â¦ 2â‚¬Â¦ 1â‚¬Â¦ ACTIVATE!

Gabriel is spinning away to its top speed. Danny drives Panic Attackâ‚¬â„¢s forks straight into the spinning Gabriel!
WHACK!
OH!! Nice hit there by Gabriel there. It sent Panic Attack flying! Now, Gabriel tries getting under the ex-champions of Robot Wars, and flips it! Panic Attack self-rights, lifts Gabriel up, and SLAMS it towards the wall!
WHAM!
OH! Nice hit there by Panic Attack! Now, Gabriel gets under Panic Attack and flips it! Panic Attack immediately rights itself, and attacks Gabriel! Gabriel gets lifted from the side andâ‚¬Â¦
WHAM!!!
OH! Right into the wall it goes! Joey canâ‚¬â„¢t take it anymore, so he drives Gabrielâ‚¬â„¢s flipper straight into Panic Attack, and pushes it towards the wall! Now, itâ‚¬â„¢s time to say good-bye, Danny!
FA-LIP!
OH! Panic Attack gets out of the arena and onto the camera tracks in less than 50 seconds!

CEASE!

Panic Attack should really see a psychologist.
Gabriel goes through to the Heat H Final!

**kodster** · 12 June 2008, 21:31

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Come on Exertion!

**samuel3764** · 13 June 2008, 16:02

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MeCannibal VS Exertion

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: MeCannibal
Booth 2: Exertion

3â‚¬Â¦ 2â‚¬Â¦ 1â‚¬Â¦ ACTIVATE!

MeCannibal immediately starts spinning up, and now, it crashes into Exertion!
CRASH!!!!!
Sparks fly but thereâ‚¬â„¢s only a big scratch in Exertionâ‚¬â„¢s scoop! Exertion now slams into the FBS before it gets up to full speed! Now, Exertion lifts up MeCannibal. MeCannibal has a collision head to head with the pit button!
WHAM!
OH!! Nice hit there by Exertion! Now the pit descends, and Exertion lifts up MeCannibal again andâ‚¬Â¦
WHAM!
OH!! Nice hit there by Exertion again! MeCannibal escapes and begins to spin up again! Now, with all its might it CRASHES into Exertion!
CRASH!!!!!!
Thereâ‚¬â„¢s another big scratch in the scoop, but no REAL damage is caused. AJ now drives Exertion scoop-first into the spinning ring of MeCannibal, which has already spun up!
CRASH!!!!!!
OH!!!!! There is a huge gash in the scoop, and now, AJ canâ‚¬â„¢t take it anymore, and drives Exertionâ‚¬â„¢s scoop right into the spinning ring of MeCannibal, lifts it, and drags it towards the wall!
WHAM!
OH!!! Thereâ‚¬â„¢s another good attack by Exertion! This is a very even battle here so far, and now, Exertion crashes into MeCannibal again, and pushes it near the pit! MeCannibal tries to escape, and they do, luckily. But Exertion pushes MeCannibal ever so close to the pit again andâ‚¬Â¦ BOOM! Down goes MeCannibal!

MeCannibal is not so scary now, is it? :wink:
Exertion goes through to the Heat H Final!

**samuel3764** · 13 June 2008, 16:07

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Tactics, Comments, Predictions, and a cold, refreshing cup of orange juice please.

**joey_picus** · 13 June 2008, 16:12

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*pours a cold, refreshing cup of orange juice...on Samuels head*

Tactics? It cant do much to me, so flip.

**kodster** · 13 June 2008, 16:13

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Gabriel FTW

**samuel3764** · 13 June 2008, 16:17

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LOL.

Teh fites will bee in shortly after teh brake!

**samuel3764** · 17 June 2008, 16:15

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Exertion VS Gabriel

Roboteers, Stand By!

Booth 1: Exertion
Booth 2: Gabriel

3â‚¬Â¦ 2â‚¬Â¦ 1â‚¬Â¦ ACTIVATE!

So, the heat final commences now. Gabriel presses the pit button. Now, Exertion comes in from behind, and crashes into Gabriel. Now itâ‚¬â„¢s pushing Gabriel towards the wall!
WHAM!
OH! Thatâ‚¬â„¢s a nice attack there by Exertion! Gabriel flips over Exertion by getting underneath from the rear end. Exertion is overturned but it is invertible. Gabriel pushes Exertion into the hammers!
WHAM!
Even though the hammers are 50kg each, that caused minimal damage to Exertion. Now, Gabriel just SLAMS into Exertion again, andâ‚¬Â¦
FLIP!
OH!! That flip sent Exertion almost out of the arena! Now, Exertion comes back into play by pushing Gabriel towards the wall!
WHAM!
Now, Gabriel pushes Exertion andâ‚¬Â¦ OH! Exertion almost got into the pit! Now, Gabriel pushes Exertion towards the saws!!! BZZZZT! Sparks are flying, and the crowd wants some more carnage! Gabriel flips Exertion over again, and this is a very even battle so far. But now Gabriel pushes and shoves Exertionâ‚¬Â¦ and now, Exertion is very near the pit of doom, andâ‚¬Â¦ BOOM! Down goes Exertion!

CEASE!

Exertion uses up all its power.
Gabriel goes through to the Series Semi-Finals!

**samuel3764** · 17 June 2008, 16:19

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Heat I

Matador VS Scarmanga VS WORCK
Megabyte VS Wheely Pure Evil 2 VS Intrigue

Send in tactics, comments, predictions and a Bacon Egg McMuffin from McDonalds please.

**alex_holt** · 17 June 2008, 16:40

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Scaramangas tactics - let the robots self guidance do its thing...

**paulc** · 17 June 2008, 18:03

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Heat I

Matador VS Scarmanga VS WORCK: Scarmanga has near-to-no control factor, as it has the self-guidance which will hinder it. Matador is flippable and I will target it. Neither 9of these two worry me greatly, but Matador does, so go after him.

Good luck Alex and whoever entered The Matador

Megabyte VS Wheely Pure Evil 2 VS Intrigue: The E.O.T.R 4 Champ to advance easily, with Megabyte following, due to WPEs ABC armourment.