Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

[majinb]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

yes, all the stats are on our board Kody, and right there the stats of Worck are complete and they do mention the wedges

[kodster]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

Im still gonna predict GeForce to win.

[andrewj]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

«SHAPE: A low wedge shape.»

This clearly indicates one wedge to me...

«No - my flipper is powered by CO2, yours is powered by Nitrogen.»

Your point is? Are you trying to tell me CO2 does not run out and Nitrogen does? This battle will be over well before one of us runs out of gas.

The wedges were A) not present in the stats and B) were not described properly in the second set of stats - so forgive me for thinking they werent there.

[kodster]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

What happened to this? :sad:

[joey_picus]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

It eloped to Mars with the Stoke event report

I may as well predict, dont think I have already:

GeForce to throw Worck around until it breaks.

Biatch Beater to make Hoof its biatch

Bit difficult to decide between Starstorm and Cosmic Thunder - Ill go for Starstorm since it has more angles of attack, and the fact Alex appears to have vanished lately.

Achilles to pit Wedge Devolution. Or something like that anyway.

[majinb]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

will continue when Im less busy

and Joey, no pits remember?

[joey_picus]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

What are those things just outside two of the arena walls then? Small dogs disguised cleverly as pits?

[majinb]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

theyre plot holes!!!

[joey_picus]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

Meh, Achilles will plot hole Wedge Devolution then.

[siphai]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

pfff, Cosmic Thunder should be able to get under Starstorm

[majinb]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

Ok guys, I haven€™t written for a while, so forgive me if the following isn€™t quite up to par.

The walls are still low, the pits are still out there.

Quarter finals
Fight 1

GeForce 4.0 vs Worck

3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
Activate!

GeForce speeds away a tad better than Worck does due to a combination of the superior speed and the superior motors it has compared to Worck. Worck though is no slouch either and with 13 mph the Envy-based vapour meets GeForce in the centre of the arena. The similar looking wedges try to get around each other for that one flip, and lets face it, give the nature of this arena one flip might be all it takes. With two 4wd wedges in the arena however, and two excellent drivers behind the controls, there€™s very little chance of either one of them gaining the upper hand in a quarrel like this. The initiative is taken by Worck. The low wedge comes in€¦ and€¦
CLANG!
The low wedge of Worck hits the slightly higher wedge of GeForce, Worck wins this battle, but the war is far from over! Worck gets underneath effectively and€¦
FLIP!
GeForce is forced on its back, and Andy looks annoyed. More annoyed than he should be, because we all now the quality of that srimech of him. Worck nudges GeForce for a possible further attack, when€¦
FLIP!
GeForce flies into the air and after a roll through the air comes down on its wheels. Worck is still in €œnudging€ position and thereby pretty much exposed to attack. Andy takes advantage immediately and GeForce rams the side of Worck, hard and relentless, and easily penetrates the side wedge protecting that side. Worck tries to drive away but the flipper of GeForce is gaster€¦ or is it?
Worck€™s wheels had some good grip left on the ground and it driving away from GeForce while being flipped makes the flip alot less effective. As a matter of fact Worck isn€™t flipped over at all, but this doesn€™t stop GeForce from being as offensive as it is. Andy€™s machine moves forwards for another attack on Worck€™s side-wedge. Front-wedge meets side-wedge, and again Andys torque is enough to penetrate said side-wedge. The fight got closer to the wall as it proceeded and Andy has a clever plan. In a burst of acceleration GeForce takes Worck to the nearest arena-wall and€¦
FLIPS!
Worck is put OOTA, now he€™s got 30 seconds before the judges count it out! Worck lies on its back with the flipper joint facing the arena wall, so Paul has a good chance I€™d say€¦
FLIP!
YES! Worck self-righted itself ONTO the wall and seemingly can drive back in€¦ but what€™s this? GeForce is waiting down the wall for Worck to drive on its wedge, and oddly vapours driving down a wall aren€™t among the better controlled vapours.
FLIP!
GeForce throws Worck into the air in a stylish 360, causing Worck to land on its wheels! From this position there isn€™t much of a chance for Worck to get back in mates, not now, and not 27 seconds later€¦
3€¦
2€¦
1€¦

CEASE

Worck, OOTA he is
GeForce 4.0, to the semi-finals he goes

Next: Biatch Beater vs Hoof

[paulc]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

Some part in me said Paul - WORCK doesnt stand the chance of a snail in a supernova and I seem to be right. Well done AJ. *Goes off into the garage to work on a newer version WORCK called WORCKER and plot for revenge by wearing masses of hair gel after sticking my finger into the socket to keep my gear up, and use a meglomanic style laugh*

[kodster]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

WOOOOOOOOOOOO GO GEFORCE

Bad luck Paul.

[joey_picus]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

Paul, does WORCK stand for anything or does it just look better in all caps?

[paulc]

Use the Arena to your Advantage 1 - Bloody Low Walls

I think it just looks good in capitals, but Im actually now going to refer to WORCKER as WORCK-ER as if anyone does wish to give it an anacryon, call it What Ostriches Really Can Kill - Enormous Robots

But just call it WORCKER if you wish.