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[almost_there]

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Pah! Diotoir drinks poison for breakfast!

Tryin to rip off the scoop, eh? Nice try. Diotoirs scoop was forged by Prometheus from a chunk of the planets core. All who make contact with that scoop are gravitationally fused to it in an eternal limbo of pain.

And another thing... Diotoirs fur was originally jet black like a stealth bomber. Every time it kills, it is the blood of enemies which provides the red.

[majinb]

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ha! the only reason Stingray isnt covered in blood is because the seas he lives in wash it clean off, ever wondered where the Red Sea got its name from?

May I also notice that Stingray is the only competitor left with an actual Wiki article!? I shall win!

[almost_there]

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Diotoir does have a wiki, but it only appears for one minute at midnight every leap year under the full moon.
Those who see it are sentenced to a slow death from bleeding eyeballs before spontaneously combusting. Those who survive are the insane!

To even gaze upon that ghastly smile is madness. To look into those horrible, bloodshot eyes is living death.
Diotoirs polka dot is a prickly sea of grasping claws waiting in fiery pits, and tombstones without names...

The Stingray will become one of the lost souls trapped within, powering Diotoirs demonic propulsion system for all eternity!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[majinb]

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O RLY?

[almost_there]

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LETS SETTLE THIS NOW - IN THE RING!!!!

[majinb]

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BRING IT ON!!!

(youre a worthy opponent good and true Richard )

[inuangel2007]

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Im not even close to sure what to do for the round versus Vengence.... IM AT A COMPLETE LOSS. Though I must say that I dont think the anime stuff is going to work. First, she can use her speed and skills to dodge the beyblades and she does not even know what Sonic X is so thats not going to work either. Nice try though.

Maybe Ming can do her worst Scottish accent impression and make it so bad that his head explodes. Either that or she can try and flirt her way through it then once Vengence has his guards down, she uses hos own cane to send him into a Chaos Dimension... that could work too.

[kodster]

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All tactics in...ITS TIME.

Thus the final battle between Melissa and Steve commences.

SEMI-FINALS

MING HIGURASHI vs. PROFESSOR VENGEANCE

House fighters are Ancalagon the Black and Exa-Gore-Ic.

Two demonic warriors, each with their own strengths and hardly any weaknesses. Mings long hair ripples in the breeze as does the Professors cape. Her katanas gleam coldly in the glare of a billion stars, and his uber-cane blazes with the power of a thousand chaos emeralds. Ancalagon seems bored with the proceedings, however, and not caring that he is in the way of two of the four most powerful beings to make it thus far the massive dragon drops a platoon of hermit crab androids. Neither of the competitors react. Ancalagon sulks and goes back to his place opposite Exa-Gore-Ic.
Suddenly Ming dashes forward faster than light itself, however this means that she essentially becomes a particle of light herself and bounces off of Vengeances face, reverting back to her form right back where she started. Vengeance now makes his first move, and tears open a rip in the very air itself with his cane, out of which come millions of Beyblades, but these dont effect Ming as she was based off another Anime show and incincerate when they hit her body, making Vengeances frown more pronounced. He calls upon the Wootinator...what?! What is the meaning of this?! Ming is slightly phased by the sudden appearance of the coffee-crazed overlord and steps back a pace. The Wootinator drains down a cup of Coloumbian blend and rushes towards Ming in a frenzy, however he lurches back in horror when he realizes that the coffee was decaffinated. Then it comes to him; he forgot to pay Lord DoomForAlls fee for the transfer of new coffee mugs to drink out of, so it must have been the Lord himself who had taken the caffeine out. The Wootinator keels backwards and disappears, desperate to get back to his planet of Nescafe, leaving Vengeance alone again with Ming. Ming smirks, and now its her turn to attack, as she rushes at Vengeance again with both katanas raised, but careful not to go past the speed of light this time, and Vengeance can only manage to block Mings stroke, but is slammed back all the same. Ming comes at him again determined not to allow him to recover but Vengeance as we all know is a clever fellow, and has he schemes. Before Ming can attack Vengeance enfolds himself in his cape and disappears like the Wootinator, and reappears behind the priestess. He smashes her across the head with his cane, sending her crashing to the ground in a heap, but she gets right back up, too late. Vengeance has now put another plan into action, and is viewing what appears to be an anime movie. Ming takes one look at it and screams in horror: its the incredibly horrible Sonic X dub in which Robotnik tries to marry someone named Sarah (sadly I dont know much about it myself). The distraction is just what Vengeance needs, and it proves deadly for Ming as Vengeance whirls about the ubercane and slams it into the ground. A huge burst of light bursts up right from under Ming and she suddenly is surrounded by the most horrible moments of her life, which unfortunately I cannot reveal to you viewers, though I will fast-forward to the scene where Ming is lying on the ground and Vengeance is cackling madly at her. He calls in his innumerable amounts of SWATbots, Daleks, Cybermen, his friends The Riddler, Robotnik who was destroyed a round ago (?!), and for some reason Big the Cat. Ming struggles to her feet but it is not going to end here. She recalls her thoughts and comes to the conclusion that since she survived the worst moments of her life then she must survive this or it will have all been for nothing. As Vengeances allies pile themselves upon her, she does not react at all. The Cybermen fire their lasers, as do the Daleks and some of the SWATbots, while others jump on top of her. It seems that Vengeance has won. ...but wait! Something is happening to the characters who have piled themselves upon the fallen demon. And, quite as suddenly, something is happening to the SWATbots, Daleks, and Cybermen. They seem to be being pulled towards Ming, and begin to be piled on top of her in a vast heap. Before long the pile has reached an unimagineable height while Vengeance just stands there, dumbfounded. Then he shakes it off and flies forth as the pile, and without warning recoils in surprise and great horror. The pile has taken shape of a giant beast with humungous claws and long fangs, of which everything is made out of machinery. Something suddenly wades to the surface of the beast and attaches herself to the chest. It is Ming, eyes a deep red, an evil leer across her face. Vengeances horror is complete when he finds out that The Riddler, Big the Cat, and Robotnik are having their powers drained by Ming. The truth hits him like a thunderbolt: Ming used a magnetic fusion spell to bind herself with all of Vengeances allies and servants that entered the arena. Even Ancalagon and Exa-Gore-Ic are terrified and then bolt in fear. Vengeance must defeat this monstrosity not just for the good of mankind, but for revenge on Ming for making him hurt his beloved characters. With a swing of his cape a beam of emerald light smashes into the robot and destroys part of it, but at that Vengeance yells in pain; his heart just suffered a great blow. The giant abomination goes to step on Vengeance but the Professor has slightly recovered from that earlier attack and flies up to where Ming is. He attempts to pry her from her host but this proves impossible and the robot body slams Vengeance into the ground, who gets up immediately and fires a beam at it, blowing its head off. Vengeance again yells in pain, and staggers to his feet. As the robot lurches forward, Ming looking strained at this point, Vengeance once again pulls out a phial of blue liquid from before and drains it. Instantly, is powers have been heightened yet his pain not dispersed. Vengeance charges another blast, this one teeming with ridiculously-powerful amounts of energy into his ubercane as Mings robot reaches down to grab him and snap his neck. Just as the fingers comprised of immobilized Daleks reach him, the cane fires.
FLAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
Both Ming and Vengeance scream in unendurable pain as the robot explodes in a colossal explosion, Ming taking the worst of it by far, her body scorched by flames unbearable, but Vengeance is also ravaged, at least internally, clutching at his chest. The pain of having to destroy Robotnik, The Riddler, and near infinite numbers of Daleks, Cybermen, and SWATbots has taken its toll on his soul. Ming gets to her knees but Vengeance is already up, and even though looking less than impressive now is certainly the hardier of the two right now. Ming is still determined and finally gets to her feet but Vengeance is already upon her. A blinding kick to the face sends her back to the floor and Vengeance charges up the cane for one final blast to permanently erase Ming from the universe forever. However he unwittingly looks straight into Mings eyes, which have lost their demonic touch and look to be innocent and confused. He even sees somebody looking back out of them...it is him. With a cry Vengeance tries to stop the cane from firing but it is too late, as another beam of emerald emanates from the cane and hits Mings left eye directly. Since Vengeance saw himself in Mings eyes he took them for mirrors, and now two small mirrors have fixed themselves onto Mings face as she screams in mortal agony finding her eyes gone, but it is Vengeance who is doomed as he is hit with his own blow rebounding off of the mirror and is blasted into the next several dimensions in many pieces, scattered like .xml files all over the Internet, yet in time he will reform and take...VENGEANCE. Mings eyes reappear in her head as Prof. Vengeance is gone, and the mirrors fade into nothingness. She breathes deeply: her most difficult battle yet is over.

Winner: MING HIGURASHI

(now before anybody starts bashing me for having Melissa win, I would like to say to that my plan was choosing who would win, over a single post. If Melissa didnt post tactics by Saturday, or posted saying I give up and nothing more than that, then I would automatically have had Steve win the match, but if Melissa posted (with half-decent or better tactics) before then, then she would win. And she did. But I have NOT planned ANY of the fights I have done so far, (except this one, but only partly ), and Im not planning on having Melissa, Richard, or Martijn win the tournament. I dont plan ahead for this at all. The results just...happen while I write fights.

Well, Melissa, see what happens when you dont give up? BUT BEWARE! VENGEANCE SHALL COME UPON YOU YET! )

Next battle: DIOTOIR vs. A STINGRAY

[Guest]

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lolz u n00bs melissa pwnd u and took ur coinz roflmfao

All seriousness though, good fight. _

[steven_mcg]

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Defeated by a Mary-Sue! Oh, the humiliation! This must be how the England football team feels!

...OK, its not that bad. :wink:

Ill say bravo and junk to Ming the Merciless now before Vengeance returns from target practice. As for what went wrong, I put my loss down to technical error. Kody made me show the English dub for the Sonic OAV instead of Sonic X. If Ming had seen the right show, I think the result couldve changed quite significantly.

Diotoir, Stingray, you have my support!

[pcbore]

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Just wanted to say the tournies been great, and I hope either Kody or Alex make another one. Ive got a freaking awesome line up prepared

[inuangel2007]

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-bows- Thank you, thank you all... I ROCKED VENGENCE AND I WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS!!! -laughs evily- Ne ways, good luck to the other semi-finalists and i will be honoured to face either of you in the finals.
-does happy dance in the backround-

[majinb]

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congratulations Melissa on rocking Vengeance like you did, you will be a worthy opponent for me to meet in the finals, where you shall go down at the hands... erm tail, of my stingray

ty for the support Steve, good luck beating Richard in the 3rd place play-off! MUHAHAHAHAHA

[kodster]

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DIOTOIR vs. A STINGRAY

House fighters are Taki and Tira.

The stingray floats ominously in its protective tank, looking down upon the spotted Irish terror, whose eyes are full of malice so great that the entire audience has left. Great. Anyway Diotoir charges the tank.
CRASH!!!
The side of the tank is riven open expelling the water and the stingray from its depths. Diotoir drives down upon the stingray and...wh-whats this?! The stingray is flying! Evidently he graduated from Water Wings College from under the Mediterranian Sea and has taken flight. Diotoir takes out his flamethrower (?!) and tries to burn him down but fire doesnt affect water-types, so the stingray is, well, unaffected. But wait! Diotoir forgot to set the flamethrower to its opposite mode: Ice. All of a sudden the flamethrower becomes an ice-thrower and the stingray is frozen solid in mid-air, coming down to crash into the middle of the stage. Diotoir comes forward and
+2>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Suddenly the entire arena is engulfed in an emerald light. What is going on? Could it be the work of Professor Vengeance? No its not, its the work of our unbeloved house fighter Tira, who has snatched a Chaos Emerald from Dr. Robotnik, who had been just recently restored by the ATTTWI crew. The energy let off from that colossal blast has mangled both house fighters severely, but the competitors dont mind: in fact, they seem to be enjoy the energy due to the fact that its turned them into giant monsters. The audience screams and runs away. I thought that just happened. Diotoir now resembles Starscream from the Transformers series and the stingray is now Godzilla; however both the competitors are the same size. Tira cackles insanely at the madness she has just caused, whilst Taki glares at her, but attention of the house fighters is drawn away as Diotoir makes the first move, punching Godzilla in the stomach. The stage changes to Tokyo, Japan, as Godzilla is blasted through a building. Diotoir flies at him and grabbing his head actually lifts him into the air and performs a piledriver rending Godzillas right arm broken. Godzilla roars in pain and the sound of his cry takes the roofs off some houses 50 miles away, not to mention killing the people around him with his curry breath. Tira and Taki look at each other. For the sake of their nationalities they decide to help Martijn and Godzilla (Stingray) Tira finds Martijn and they discuss how to find a plothole back in the Transformers series. Taki aids Godzilla in the fight but is easily squashed like a bug by Diotoirs massive foot. Tira and Martijn enter the field and tell Diotoir that Starscream can never be a popular icon because he never accomplished anything significant in the series. Diotoir objects by simply telling them that he isnt Starscream you fools! and that he just looks like him, resulting in Tira and Martijn getting swallowed up by their own plothole. Godzilla takes advantage of this distraction by ramming Diotoir in the face with his head, causing the Transformer to keel back through several buildings and crumple in pain. Just as Godzilla raises his claw to finish Diotoir, a massive spike erupts from Diotoirs midsection, short-circuiting the Transformer but also piercing through Godzillas stomach. Godzilla suddenly reverts back into the stingray but Diotoir falls on him before he is able to do anything else, crushing him, and also reverting back to his original self. It seemed that the Chaos Emerald only was temporary, but thats all Diotoir needed as the stingray is as flat as a pancake, and not to mention deceased.

Winner: DIOTOIR

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+1>ATTTWI Final

Ming Higurashi vs. Diotoir

3rd-Place Playoff

Professor Vengeance vs. A stingray

(Message edited by kodster on November 28, 2007)

[steven_mcg]

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A.T.T.T.W.I.
PLAY-OFF
A stingray VS PROFESSOR VENGEANCE
Marti, play-offs were made for putting on a show. I propose we form an alliance and take out the House Fighters for the horrors theyve put us and everyone else through. You can use some of my gadgets and DNA modifiers if you so wish. :wink:

GRAND FINAL
Diotoir VS Ming Higurashi
Hmm, the king of the comedybots against the ninja-demon-princess thingy what done knocked me out.

Who do you think Im rooting for?