Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

[Guest]

Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

OMG, I CAN ACCESS THIS SITE AT SCHOOL.

...kick arse. =D

[kodster]

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Haha. Now for the final two fights.

Pee-wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog

House fighters are Hamlet and Big Mac.

Its the short guy versus the annoying amphibian. Crazy Frog starts out by parodying Justin Timberlakes newest album while riding around on a skateboard trying to run Pee-wee over. Pee-wee responds by hopping on his bike and riding away from Crazy Frog. Unfortunately for Pee-wee the evil lyrics get to him and he drives straight over the edge and...WHATS THIS!? Pee-wee hasnt fallen off of the arena, in fact, hes defying gravity! William Dijikstra shakes his fist at Pee-wee before exiting the stands in a rage. It seems that the tires on Pee-wees bike have a sticky coating that allows it to stick to any surface while still allowing movement. Unfortunately this doesnt last long, and Pee-wee finds himself stuck at the bottom of the arena with the tires only sticking to the rotating sphere in the center. What Pee-wee doesnt realize is that the sphere is electrified, and about 1,000,000 volts course through his body, charbroiling him to a crisp. However, whiles this was going on Crazy Frog was still riding around singing because he didnt know what else to do. The audience displayus mixed emotions because some hate Crazy Frog, some people dont, but Hamlet certainly DOES hate Crazy Frogs music and he proceeds to slash the singing frog into two. As this happens, Pee-wees bike loses its grip and he falls into the abyss below. Thankfully Crazy Frog kicked the bucket first so Pee-wee Herman is safe for now.

Pee-wee Herman advances to Round 2!

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A pirate vs. Anti-Matter

House fighters are Cortez & The Sickness.

The swirling ball of anti-matter actually glows black in an ominous way as its prey steps near. The pirate isnt really scared of the anti-matter, hes scared of what it can do. The anti-matter turns into a shadow of the pirate, shape and size the exact same as the real pirate. It seems that the pirate is at a loss as to what to do. Cortez, being a pirate himself, cant help but give a fellow pirate advice as to how to fight his opponent, and bends down to whisper something in the other pirates ear. The pirate thanks Cortez and turns to face the anti-pirate, who is very near by now. He grabs his cutlass and hurls it at the anti-pirate. The anti-pirate takes in the cutlass, and instantly there is a bang, and a small amount of the dark matter deteriorates. The pirate starts hurling more items at the anti-matter; a rapier, a sabre, a picture of his wife, a picture of his ex-wife, and a great white shark tooth. The anti-matter realizes a second too late that these are things that also make up the pirate, not just mass. The anti-matter lets out a howl as it implodes out of existance, but the pirate bursts into tears as he now misses the treasures he threw at the dark monster.

A pirate advances to Round 2!

Thats it for Round 1! Round 2 line-ups in a minute...

[kodster]

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Round 2

Talkie Toaster vs. A can of Barqs root beer
Kenshiro vs. Squidward Tentacles
Violent The Wraith J vs. Hobbes
The Grim Reaper vs. Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing
Diotoir vs. Zinedine Zidane
St. Lucifer vs. Kiki
Cheese monster vs. Google
The Mad Hatter vs. Black Mage
A Wiimote vs. XS3
Full Metal Alchemist vs. A hippopotamus
Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. Blod
Seong Mi-Na the Phoenix vs. Major Tom
Chuck Norris vs. A ninja
Master Hand vs. Monoxide
Link vs. Samus Aran
A pirate vs. Mini Fridge
Arael vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Ming Higurashi vs. Cyberman Army
Slappy Squirrel vs. Hammer Brother
Tekkaman vs. Foxpig
Stewie Griffin vs. Lord DoomForAll
Professor Vengeance vs. Jack the Ripper
Beavis vs. Slipknot
Fifi LaFume vs. A bowl of custard
Pee-wee Herman vs. Rusty nail
Mara Jade Skywalker vs. A goth who wields a tanto
Ichigo Kurosaki vs. Bun-Bun
Shadehawk vs. A stingray
A gold pocketwatch vs. Homer Simpson
Pussycat vs. Danish cartoonist

[razerdave]

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Hi

I really soulh of put upthe list of Raymundos weapons. DOH

[swiss_tony]

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Violent The Wraith J vs. Hobbes
Stay offstage. Then come out of nowehre. And maul. MAUL HARD.

Beavis vs. Slipknot
ROCK!!! ROCK!!!!

Pee-wee Herman vs. Rusty nail

Get a pair of pliers, put it into a glass of water, then drop it into a furnace.

[dinowarrior]

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ROUND 2 TACTICS

SQUIDWARD: Play that clarinet! Possibly go into a big rant if someone calls him a squid (hes officially an octopus, surprisingly enough)

HIPPOPOTAMUS: Charge, mouth open and try to crush it.

MINI FRIDGE: Hide some rum inside, then once the pirate grabs it, HAMMER IT!!

CUSTARD: Custard has no sense of smell. Work it out from there.

HOMER: Smash the pocketwatch. Whether he does this intentionally or accidently is up to you.

[majinb]

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Zinedine Zidane...

HEADBUTT!

[leorcc]

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Violent Js tactics,invoke the power of the dark carnival, and wield the hatchet.

[almost_there]

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Kenshiros Tactics. Hope that Squidward has pressure points, but otherwise just kick him/stamp on him a lot.

Diotoirs tactics. Set on fire, so that when Zidane headbutts Diotoir, hopefully his head will burn up.

[dogbot4000]

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Hopefully the army of Cyberman will win.

[kodster]

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Round 2

Talkie Toaster vs. A can of Barqs root beer

House fighters are Ancalagon & Asterix.

The toaster, which somehow grew wheels during the intermission, trundles over to the can of root beer and tips it over. Unfortunately the toaster forgot that the can was closed, so nothing really happens. All of a sudden a large meteorite crashes into the arena and obliterates both competitors. Kody is rather amused by this sight, on account of he was the one who caused it to happen. The narrator shakes his head and returns to commentating the fight. But what fight? The meteorite seems to have destroyed them both, and taken out nearly all of the arena as well. Ancalagon scoops up the space rock and hurls it across the galaxy, resulting in it colliding with the core of a nebula and imploding it, which also results in pretty colours for organisms 1 million miles away and over, and fiery death for organisms 50,000 miles away...and under. Now that the meteorite has been demolished, we can see the remains of the competitors. However, although the Talkie Toaster has been squished, the voicebox manages to send out one word Ouch. whereas the can of root beer is flattened, covered in its own contents.

Talkie Toaster advances to Round 3!

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(we take a commercial break to repair the arena and find that Simon Cowell is dancing on it whilst returning. GET OUTTA HERE, YA MANGY GIT!!!)

Kenshiro vs. Squidward Tentacles

House fighters are Exa-Gore-Ic and Tira.

Kenshiro raises a foot and stomps like a sumo wrestler, causing the Spongebob character to lose his balance and topple onto his face. Unfortunately for Squidward he just happened to leave his clarinet on the ground in front of him, and he falls on it. This causes the clarinet to be forced down his throat, suffocating him. Kenshiro decides to show compassion towards Squidward, and performing the Heimlich Maneouver successfully manages to extricate the musical instrument from Squidwards throat. However Kenshiro forgot that he, himself, is one of the strongest men in the universe, and that using that particular move on Squidward crushed his lungs and spine. The limp form of the sea dweller collapses to the ground, passing away and being forgotten by everybody. The clarinet was supposed to be frozen in time but a random hobo threw it in a incinerator and now it is lost forever. Big deal.

Kenshiro advances to Round 3!

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Violent The Wraith J vs. Hobbes

House fighters are Hamlet and Obelix.

Violent J leers at Hobbes, thinking that nothing can defeat him in this new form. Before the match Leo asked him if he could use the power of the dark carnival in this upcoming match. Violent J agreed to this and with a wave of his hand suddenly Final Destination becomes a horror-filled theme park. Hobbes cries out in terror before running away like a kitten with its tail between its legs. Violent J is enheartened with glee by the cowardice of the tiger and pursues him with a great big dirty hatchet. Hobbes enters a ride called Temple of Doom, which is more or less like a roller coaster with flamethrowers, truncheons, lawyers posing as salespeople, and millions of other obscenities. Violent J, rather than continuing his pursuit of his victim, simply waits at the entrance for the ride to end. Soon Hobbes is completely white and shaking, eyes bulging with fear. He goes over a loop-de-loop and falls out of his seat only to fall back in as the ride ends. Violent J readies the hatchet and as the car passes one swipe of the weapon confirms that Hobbes has really, er, lost his head, and the match.

Violent The Wraith J advances to Round 3!

[leorcc]

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Woohoo! Very cool stuff.

[lex]

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Im a bit upset about the toaster getting squashed! Glad it won though...
I really shouldve made The Savage Toaster more like Talkie Toaster- fairly easy flat sides. Early sketches of TST did look like that, and if Id stuck with it we might actually have got it ready for RW. Get Talkie fixed or rebuilt for the next round!

[pcbore]

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Maybe, but high-ish, flat sides in a flipper filled environment is asking for trouble

[lex]

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True enough, which is why Ka-Pow! is a fairly normal low wedge. Theres no real way The Savage Toaster would have won much but it wouldve been nice to see it on RW...