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[martyn]

Well it is that time of the year again. So as the contestents go in i will give you my thoughts.

Bonnie- Do not like her, like Lesley from last year, booed allready, she is just screaming tramp. She looks like one of those people who think she is sexy but isnt. Aparntly she is a pink power ranger

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Pete- Well the papers got one right a terreats(sp) sufferer, He seams odd, even without the the terreats. This to me is scrapping the barrieal, whats next, a person in a wheel chair? On cruches?

[martyn]

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George- Posh boy, once again the papers were right someone with royal routes! Public School tw@ (see what i did with the @?) I dont like him either. So far 0 likeable housemates.

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Shabaz (i know i spelt it wrong)- So we have the token gay, and to make it worse he is Scottish . Can we get some normal or at least likeable people please?

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Lea- A boob job frea, think she may of been in the papers! She is saying it isnt her fault other people are ugly but then again so is she. I dont like her either. Also what kinda spelling is that it should have a H in it and probably another letter. Lea is kind of like Lee. Her boobs are too big, i think they are going to pull her over!

[martyn]

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So we do have Imogen, the people at C4 and endomol must of been screwing them selves with the amount of leaks there have been to the papers. She is kind of like Saskia last year, she actualy seams likeable which is shocking considering the losers we have has so far, so so fsar Imogen is my fav!

[martyn]

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Mikey- An anti feminist, so could be early out if nominated, doesnt like ugly people either. He isnt faithall either, manipulative. Hummm lots and lots of boos! Wounder why? Strange thing is he is actualy one of the better housemates so far. Doesnt like camp men! He and Shavas will get on well then.

[martyn]

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Is it just me or was Shavas stroking Mikeys arm?

Dawn- She is old compared to the rest of them? She doesnt do love, aparntly its waste of time. She not a fan of making friends, she says she doesnt make friends, hummm how odd. She will probably get lots of nominations and go out early. Reincarnated as Jesus or Hitler, intresting.

[martyn]

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Actualy thinking about it has Dawn stolen the wig that makoski stole from one of the tasks last year?

Number 9. Glyn who is 18, i think he is a nudist? Anti bullying which is good. He doesnt sound Welsh, Oh he is wearing some clothes to go in with! Poos alot! Anti not being feed, anti posh people! Aparntly everyone loves him, i dont! But he is better than most of the others

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10. Richard, a gay sexual terrioist Can someone put someone normal. He sleeps with dead people, aparntyl.... First gay BB sex this year?

[martyn]

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Richard is scared of pregnate women, but then again most people are scared of Davina, will someone headbut her please! He has hand cuffs wtf? George doesnt look impressed, Shabaz and pete going crazy.

Grace- A lone ranger, to go with the pink ranger. Posh, up herself biatch. She can do the splits!

If my leak is right the next three housemates will be: Nicky, Lisa, Sezer

[martyn]

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So Lisa: Chinase (yes i cant spell) she says she talks funny for being chinase. She seams kinda cool, very common, hehehe. Very much with arm movements, is she death? (in the hearing sence) Didnt stop for photos.

Next two housemates: Nicky and Sezer

[martyn]

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Now Sezer, salad? hehe. He seams a bit up him self, owns a company aparntly, treats women nicely, aprntly. Every time someone says his name i think salad! Bought his mum a house, shaves most of his body (heard that in the paper) worst habbit is he is a w(a)nker in the literal sence.

So Nicky will be next?

[martyn]

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Well supprise supprise its Nicky- Main ambition is to marry a primership footballer, she is a spoiled brat! I wounder why no one had her for a while. She want romance. Can someone slap her hard! Everyone loves her? I dont so that apranrly makes me a barst*rd but shove her down the drain. She is going in a play boy bunny out fit! Ban of smelly people for her? Buses are pesent wagons, SLAP HER NOW! Unfortunatly for me i know someone just like her!

(Message edited by martyn on May 18, 2006)

[bex]

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Martyn....how did I know you would do this? Why didnt you apply for the job of narrating the series you would be great !