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  • #61
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    Gosh i beat all of you so far on the beauty part of the cocktail how did that happen? :S:S ... *Note to self: Tell Ceri about the plot*

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    • #62
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      Ooh, bandwagon! *jumps on it*

      How to make a Frank:

      Add 3 parts of crazyness
      3 tonnes of coffee beans
      Blend in an overactive imagination
      Garnish with plenty of puns and set to simmer.
      After simmering, add in plenty of perfection, with just a sprinkling of modesty

      Warning. Above recipe may contain irony.

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      • #63
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        LOL that sounds about right for you By the way have you added some bits to it lol

        How to make a Frank
        Ingredients:
        5 parts pride
        5 parts silliness
        3 parts instinct

        Method:
        Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!

        The real one sounds just as good well apart from the yum at the end


        (Message edited by bex on October 11, 2005)

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        • #64
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          I dont seem to fit in the idea. no blender big enough to contain all the parts

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          • #65
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            You do cant leave you out :sad:

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            • #66
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              *Extracts bigger blender from pocket*

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              • #67
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                Hmmmm... lets see...

                How to make a Elisabeth
                Ingredients:
                1 part pride
                1 part self-sufficiency
                1 part empathy
                Method:
                Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!
                (HEY ! Theyve done a spelling error !! Tsk Tsk ! Must write that webmaster...)

                How to make a Babeth
                Ingredients:
                3 parts pride
                3 parts ambition
                5 parts beauty
                Method:
                Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little emotion if desired!

                Now, lets see... for Mario:
                Oh bugger, the site crashed.

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                • #68
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                  Someone else with the same amount of beauty as me

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                  • #69
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                    I agree on the beauty of the 2 ladies I like a lot. Maybe in different ways.

                    Oh well, that blender, big enough for me, does that have an electrical connection, directly and to a nucleair powerplant?
                    Otherwise it wont turn very well.

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                    • #70
                      Cookery

                      A nuclear power plant? Youd insult me by suggesting Id use something so low-tech?

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                      • #71
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                        ok so what would you use then? im expecting something extremely high tech

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                        • #72
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                          Total conversion plant?

                          Zero point energy collector?

                          Self made biogas?

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                          • #73
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                            Hamster in wheel?
                            What? It powered the Enterprise D...

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                            • #74
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                              Back to topic:

                              The Workshop Warmer.

                              Take a small pot, fill the bottom (around 10mm) of grated cheese. Get some Mash Potato and fill the rest of the pot. Spinkle some more cheese ontop (just to cover mash), and place a slice of tomato ontop. Pop in oven for 10 min (until cheese goes brown), and eat

                              Sad i know, but try it - its nice

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                              • #75
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                                Total conversion plant? Nah. The Jehovas couldnt get me in on the conversion game, so a new power plant isnt gonna.

                                Zero point energy collector? Nope. No point in it.

                                Self made biogas? Nuh-uh. I dont eat enough beans.

                                No... My energy source is THIS! *holds up a strangely glowing lump* I found it in the fridge one day. I think it used to be cheese.

                                For anyone who can guess where the refference came from, there may be a small prize:wink:

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