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[grant_ploughbot]

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Thats the one lol. Although thats on the slowest mode, it does go alot faster than that.

[Kenny]

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the wonders of fanuc robots

[geoff]

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Well it made me smile!..

A New Yorker walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the barkeeper was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
asked, Sir, what will you have?

The man thought for a moment then replied? A martini please.

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had
ever had.

The robot then asked, Sir, what is your IQ?

The man answered Oh, about 164...

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, inter-stellar
space travel, the latest medical advances, etc.......

The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
asked what he would have? A Martini please.

Again it was superb. The robot again asked What is your IQ sir?

This time the man answered , Oh about 100. So the robot started discussing
motor racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers
to do this week end.

The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, What is your IQ???

This time the man said Uh.....about 50 .

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
W-h-y.........d-i-d .........y-o-u.....v-o-te ......f-o-r ......B-u-s-h?

[geoff]

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News Flash!

Police in Liverpool have arrested 3 out of 4 known Islamic terrorists.
Bin Muggin, Bin Thievin & Bin Dealin.
According to police there was no sign of the 4th suspect, Bin Workin.

[bex]

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HAHA I like that one!!!

[stu]

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Classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjeyLqiqbD4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjeyLqiqbD4

Mr Stu

[kodster]

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Anybody notice that the number of posts in this thread has been almost halved?

[RogueTwoRobots]

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Aww, so it has - thats pants - twas the longest thread on this place

[geoff]

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I wonder were this will leave the world of combat robotics...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6425927.stmhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/6425927.stm

What will the penalty be for robot abuse?

[geoff]

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More randomness!

The multimeter is your friend.... Well unless your into Real HARD ROCK...:wink:

http://assets.fluke.com/Demos/FlukeBLS/FlukeBLS.htmlhttp://assets.fluke.com/Demos/FlukeBLS/FlukeBLS.html

(Silly I know, but Im board!)

[anukhet]

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What Craig gets up to at night .....:wink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U-wNvF07I4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U-wNvF07I4

[craig_anto]

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hey ive gone 15 days without alcohol, however i would still proberbly fail a sobriety test, not coz im drunk jus coz im very very special

[kodster]

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[psychostorm]

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I find those tests very unfair personally.

I consider myself doing a very bad job of walking in a straight line when Im sober...

[kodster]

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If I was drunk, Id fall right down and right away.