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Found this by accident while job hunting.....
Actual excerpts from Royal Navy and Marines officer fitness reports
* His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
* I would not breed from this officer.
* He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
* Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
* She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
* Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
* This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Report)
* Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
* Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
* A room temperature IQ.
* Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
* A prime candidate for natural deselection.
* Bright as Alaska in December.
* Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
* So dense, light bends around him.
* If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
* If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
* Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
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