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    We cant even complain when horses soil our street because the only horses passing through our street are...

    ...police patrol.


    Nice horses though. Lots of flesh on them. Has our felines licking their chops in appreciation every time.
    Come to think of it... me too. I do like a big juicy horse-steak thats just been in the frying pan for a nanosecond before landing on my plate. Yum yum.

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      I had to revive the thread for this one.....
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7024124.stmhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7024124.stm

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        I think Ill be EXTRA careful not to get my leg amputated now. You never know, it could end up in someones pot!

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          The world famous singer Wing at her own website

          http://www.wingmusic.co.nzhttp://www.wingmusic.co.nz

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            Wing sings more AC/DC.

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              As of today I have been re-integrated into the work(less)force. Stupid official doctors... Took them half an hour to decide I am fit to work. Whereas my problem is: work 2 days, spend the next 3 days too exhausted in bed and with muscle-pain galore.
              Ah well, Im looking for a part-time job. Maybe I get lucky. But if Im not, its 15 ‚ per day on welfare. And that hurts.:sad:

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                you can come and work for me babeth. tho the travel cost might out weigh your wages.

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                  Go Lewis!

                  McLaren for the win!

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                    mountain to climb now

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                      All he needs to do is finish on 6th place or better, then he wins on points. It has been done before.


                      (Message edited by leorcc on October 21, 2007)

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                        It was all over by lap 7 - more fun to turn over to watch Antiques Roadshow or something

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                          Very nice race. I thought it was exciting till the end.
                          And way to go Raikkonen!

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                            Kimi Raikkonen did a very good job. Still I think Lewis Hamilton did a magnificent job fighting back from 18th place.

                            Better luck next time.

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                              Happy Halloween everybody - yeah I know its a bit early in the day for trick-or-treating but my night begins at 4pm so thought Id see if I could blag any bags of sweeties beforehand

                              So heres my party piece:

                              An Italian guy is walking alongside a riverbank in Italy when he sees a dog unconscious in the river and being swept away.
                              He jumps into the river and pulls the dog out onto the riverbank and begins to perform CPR on it.
                              After a minute of this the dog finally comes round, by which point a couple of passers-by have gathered to watch the mans heroics.
                              Impressed by the way he resussitated the animal, one of the passers-by says You must be a vet

                              To which the man replies, A vet, a vet! Im a bloomin soaking!



                              (yeah its a bad joke but what the heck! :P)

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                                The Peel P50 is a cool little car. I want one.

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