stand up, humor and all that jazz :)

[team_orr]

hey

im kinda bored, but was watching mock the week and live at the apollo and was like hey i could do that so was crackin jokes over tea :P then i said hey, i know some pretty funny guys, il post a joke thread on the fra so...here i am :P

basicly i start a topic, and you guys say funny or interesting thngs about the topic, when i start a new topic il look at all the posts and pick the best one

soooo first topic:

things you dont want to hear your room-mate to say


no, we cant split the electricity bill, i have a laptop and a phone charger, and your on a life support machine!

EDIT: oh yeah, and you can use quotes from other comedians if it applys to the topic but try to keep it origional

[RogueTwoRobots]

Re: stand up, humor and all that jazz

Things you dont want to hear your room-mate to say:

Any chance you can move that mirror that you put up on the bathroom wall yesterday over a bit. It's covering up the hole I use to look through and watch you while you shower

[anukhet]

Re: stand up, humor and all that jazz

Things you dont want to hear your room-mate say:
Hello, my name's Mike Lambert...

[calumco]

Re: stand up, humor and all that jazz

if you can't find me anywhere, ill be under your bed.

as you can see the living room is even more spacious now since we knocked that wall though, although to be honest im getting annoyed of the neighbours stairing into our flat

ah hey you must be the new guy, hi im james i've gotta tell you it gets pretty crazy in here and we through some damn good parties.-oh whats that mum? yes yes im telling him

[team_orr]

Re: stand up, humor and all that jazz

well theres one way to find out who ate my yogurt....an aid's test