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[kodster]

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like that Timothy chap who was lynched from the forum some eight months ago?

[swanaldo]

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look jonno just fix it for me to get an xbox 360 for christmas

[stu]

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Not an Nintendo Wii ???

Mr Stu

[swanaldo]

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no not one of them. the only wii i want is in a lift somewhere in newport

[stu]

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BING

Mr Stu

[anukhet]

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[swanaldo]

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where does kylie minogue get her kebabs from?

[swanaldo]

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jasons donnervan lol

[swanaldo]

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and thats my lot for the christmas cracker jokes for this year

[swanaldo]

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oh go on then one more..............whats black and white and eats like a horse....

[swanaldo]

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a zebra...lol.....lol.....

[swanaldo]

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no.....really.....you dont have to.....oh thanks.

[bex]

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Dont worry we didnt

[geoff]

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Talking of zebras...
These two zebras are standing around on the Serengeti in Africa discussing one of the major problems that have troubled their species since time immamorial... Are we white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
so one zebra says to the other look, the only way weer going to get to the bottem of this one is to ask the almighty. So the first zebra lifts his head skyward and says Please lord can you answer this problem... Are we white with black stripes or are we black with white stripes? ....After a couple of moments a loud booming voice comes down from on high and says YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE ...There you go says one zebra Conclusive proof that we are white with black stripes ...how did you work that out asks the other zebra... very simple says the first zebra... If we had been black with white stripes he would have said... YA IS WHAT YA IS!!!

Dont blame me ....Dr Rex Garrod told me that one last weekend!!

[stu]

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Yeah i got that one as well. LOL! Also..

he said My dad was a boxer, my mum was a b*tch, so they called me Rex.

Mr Stu