Swannys Bar

[stu]

Swannys Bar Thread

Were on strike, credit crunch - want pay rise. LOL.

Mr Stu

[kodster]

Swannys Bar Thread

Youre not likely to get it... _

[swanaldo]

Swannys Bar Thread

well it looks like we are going to have to get the staff in shape in here. after clives personal lap dance he gave me he has to be promoted to chief club dancer and mr stu you will have to see jenny for a pay rise i leave the bar to her. and for now get off that laptop and get pete a pint, his tongue is hanging out.

[jenny]

Swannys Bar Thread

Stu, you cant have a pay rise. So far no-one has paid for any drinks. This bar is bankrupt. Pete, heres your pint. Thatll be £2.50 please.

[stu]

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£2.50!?!?! You said to sell them for £3.50! Swanny double standards here.

Mr Stu

[botmad]

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swanny said all my drinks were on the house ....
come to my bar he said your money is no good here it all on me :P

[kodster]

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Good thing I went to the foreign exchange machine...Ill have a pint, since I know I can get drunk in virtual reality.

Heres £5, keep the change.

[swanaldo]

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dont start argueing you lot just serve beer mr stu, just drink it kody and pete and have a good time in swannys bar. clive grind that pole there is unsettlement in the ranks

[botmad]

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that was a very nice pint please may i have another :P

[stu]

Swannys Bar Thread

No probl=m...
i may be bit drunkk while working, so shhh dont tel Jennys...

Mr Sue

[jenny]

Swannys Bar Thread

Stu, I wont have my staff drunk while on duty. Consider this a formal warning.

Pete, heres your pint. Would you like any snacks with that. Crisp or nuts?

[cliveb]

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I have ground the Pole and he has gone home happy boss..:wink:

[anukhet]

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Ground to a mere rough stump eh Clive?

[swanaldo]

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lol

[joey_picus]

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Would I be breaking the law if I just asked for some crisps?