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I have been asked to give all patrons of Mr Swans fine establishment due notice.
When the head bar-maid and chief of in-house security returns from instructing her Friday evening self defence class she will be making a random inspection of patrons ID and conducting a search for offencive weapons. If any patrons are found to be either under-age or in posession of anything dodgy they will be removed from the premises (by force if required) and served with life ban from chez Swan. I addition she wishes to point out that being a chav or any chav-like conduct will also result in removal (and probaly a right good seeing to once outside!)
(and I understand LJ is top of the list!! )
Right, Im in house. Firstly there will be a spot i.d check. *walks around the bar, stops infront of lj* I.D please. Also are you carrying any offensive weapons? and has anyone seen the cue ball?
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