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  • Swannys Bar Thread

    kount me inn four the jenerel nolige and smelling kwiz pleeze

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      no probz clive ma man. Innit get rdy 4 best Qiz eva ! Swannyz Qz FTW ! - BRAP!

      Mr Stuz

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        oH my crikey this is chav mania.

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        • Swannys Bar Thread

          so we have

          john lear
          jamie
          mr stu
          clive
          bex
          jonno
          matt from outside unless he can get some fake id

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            *Hands Matt fake ID* If you get caught, you never met me, right ?

            Ill enter Mines an Absolute Vodka, no mixer

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            • Swannys Bar Thread

              I have been asked to give all patrons of Mr Swans fine establishment due notice.
              When the head bar-maid and chief of in-house security returns from instructing her Friday evening self defence class she will be making a random inspection of patrons ID and conducting a search for offencive weapons. If any patrons are found to be either under-age or in posession of anything dodgy they will be removed from the premises (by force if required) and served with life ban from chez Swan. I addition she wishes to point out that being a chav or any chav-like conduct will also result in removal (and probaly a right good seeing to once outside!)
              (and I understand LJ is top of the list!! )

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              • Swannys Bar Thread

                oh cool geoff form an orderly que. me first for battering LJ

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                • Swannys Bar Thread

                  Ill enter, and drinks all round please. Mines a Westons organic Draught vintage cider please.

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                    so we have

                    john lear
                    jamie
                    mr stu
                    clive
                    bex
                    jonno
                    matt from outside unless he can get some fake id
                    dave weston

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                    • Swannys Bar Thread

                      you and jenny doing anything tuesday evening geoff.

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                      • Swannys Bar Thread

                        Leos buying drinks this round - god ill be busy.
                        *Hands everyone their drink of their choice*
                        Make sure you all thank Leo!

                        Mr Stu

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                        • Swannys Bar Thread

                          so now we are getting a good croud in....

                          john lear
                          jamie
                          mr stu
                          clive
                          bex
                          jonno
                          matt from outside unless he can get some fake id
                          dave weston
                          leo van miert

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                          • Swannys Bar Thread

                            quiz will start at 830pm tuesday night so dont be late. still anyone can join in for the swannys bar pub quiz with prizes and everything

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                            • Swannys Bar Thread

                              Right, Im in house. Firstly there will be a spot i.d check. *walks around the bar, stops infront of lj* I.D please. Also are you carrying any offensive weapons? and has anyone seen the cue ball?

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                                put the que ball back L:J

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