The Joke Thread

[malivoirec]

The Joke Thread

Some really bad jokes told to me by my physics teacher last lesson:

What do you get if you cross a car at 70mph going north with a mountineer? Nothing as one is a scaler.

Why did Mr. Ohm and Mrs. ohm get married? They couldnt resist each other.

A man went into a gym to take yoga classes. The instructor asked How flexable are you? the man replied well I am free on Thurdays.

Two Dart players were about to play a game when they decide to use closest to the bull to decide who goes first.
One goes Baa
The other says Moo
The first one replys Right you go then

I do not like adventure walks because they keep rambling on and on and on.

They keep going. Try surviving that for about 2 hours.

[cliveb]

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The makers of The Flintstones are trying to export the programme to the middle east, and tested it in two countries.They found out that the humour was not understood by the population of of Saudi Arabia but those in Abu Dhabi do.

[calumco]

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If 'i am' is the shortest sentence in the world whats the longest sentence????
'I do'


What do you do if your dog starts chasing everyone on a bike?
- take away its bike


i once gave george bush an atlas for christmas, so he opened it but couldn't find over seas.

a bus load of american tourists arrives at runnymede. They gather around the guide who says 'this is the spot where the barons forced king john the sign the magna carta' A guy at the front of the crowd asks ' when did that happen?' '1215' answers the guide. the man looks at his watch and says 'damn!, missed it by half an hour'

[muchalucha]

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what do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep , a wooly jumper