Team Gore Presents: House Bot Rebellion!

[pcbore]

Team Gore Presents: House Bot Rebellion!

Great fight, but The Disc cant be stalled by pushing it against the wall. The disc only hits what goes between the wheels, and as the wall is a little bit longer than the width of The Disc, youd need to get the robot propped up with one of the wheel pods hanging over the wall before the disc could hit it.

And boo yah, take that houses

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Bot Rebellion!

The final first round fight begins! Here are...

EXA-GORE-IC, Team Gores trademark house robot, with 350kg, and horizontal crushing claws that lift the opponent into the air. It also has an axe to hit the opponent while its trapped in the air, and OBELIX, Asterixs best friend, who is shaped like him but is substantially bigger (200kg), and sports a really nasty hammer shaped like a menhir.

The oppositions are ARCHANGEL OF THE ABYSS, a full body spinner with a bumper-ish look, and lots of teeth. It is a shuffler, and weighs 150kg, giving it a good position...and STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OUT, a box with spikes on the top and sides. It runs on a 4WD setup, and has a flipper/scoop that also acts as a srimech. However, it only has 8mph speed, which is bad for this kind of robot, and it can be flipped from the sides.

Roboteers, stand by...

Woohoo! Im ready! So are the others.

3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!!!

And Exa-Gore-Ic is the first to come out, as is SCYHO. Unfortunately for Exa-Gore-Ic, it forgot that it can be flipped from the front, and SCYHO gets under Exa-Gore-Ic and activates the flipper! ...nope. The weight disadvantage between the two is 250kg, and so Exa-Gore-Ic is lightly tipped up. Obelix comes out and rams SCYHO with the front 80 degree wedge, sending him onto his back. Obelix shoves SCYHO against the wall and starts completely demolishing him with the hammer. Exa-Gore-Ic, meanwhile, is coming towards ArchAngel, who is dangerous when up to speed, and -
CRASH!!!
HOLY FLYING METAL, BATMAN! Exa-Gore-Ics left claw just went flying OOTA from a single hit! Uh oh, Im starting to panic...ArchAngel bounces away as Exa-Gore-Ic rides towards him again. Meanwhile, Obelix is still beating the hell out of SCYHO with the hammer, and it looks like its over for Daves creation, as the top has spikes but not the base...and that is gone. SCYHO tries to self-right, but still being pinned does squat. Now Obelix is pounding away at the electronics, and thats it! There goes a motor! But Exa-Gore-Ic, concurrently, is not having a good time, as his front has just taking a huge hit and the armour goes flying off! ArchAngel wobbles a little and goes off to help SCYHO. Obelix sees this and reverses into ArchAngel, who is up to 1/2 speed, and bounces off, seemingly doing little damage to Obelix. Obelix turns full round and chases ArchAngel, whilst Exa-Gore-Ic...sits there. And sits there. And sits there...whoa. It seems the second big hit did something inside of Exa-Gore-Ic, and its completely dead! ArchAngel gets up to speed, and Obelix halts. Too late.
CRASH!
The front wedge of Obelix is torn from the right side and is hanging by the left, exposing the electronics, and ArchAngel shows no signs of slowing down! Alex is on a roll here, as ArchAngel gets up to speed again as Obelix reverses into him again, this time gets his rear panel smashed off for his efforts, and sending ArchAngel bouncing across the arena once more. The Watcher counts both Exa-Gore-Ic and SCYHO out.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!
ArchAngel doesnt care, and so smashes Obelix alongst the side, tearing a sweet gash into it. Obelix rams the FBS into the CPZ corner and hammers him with the hammer, but the blow sends ArchAngel out of the corner and away, getting up to speed once more! However, the top of ArchAngel looks bent up. The crowds concern, though, is all for naught as ArchAngel spins into Obelix once more and this time hits the front again, tearing...tearing...SPARK! A light show is put on as Obelixs hammer comes down into the spinning bot and the hammer is ripped clean off, venting smoke everywhere! And Obelix stops moving. It looks like hes gone. Yup, not moving at all. The Watcher wheels over and counts Obelix out.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!

CEASE!

Exa-Gore-Ic and Obelix try to take out Alexs mighty creation and they PHAILD LIKE A QUAIL!

Winners: ArchAngel of the Abyss & Stop Crying Your Heart Out

Round 2
Smaug & Big Mac vs ArchAngel of the Abyss & Stop Crying Your Heart Out
Asterix & Tira vs The Disc 5 & Flick of the Wrist

[majinb]

Team Gore Presents: House Bot Rebellion!

hmz, so Tira is a wedge using a vacuum cleaner to stay on the ground? Seems like a though opponent for a lifting rambot like Flick of the Wrist, so if its ok with Frank, Ill leave The Disc to handle that treat, since The Disc actually gains advantege by driving over a wedge it seems

Myself, Id like to show Asterix what a more controlled rambot is capable of, at that speed, and given the fact hes only 105 kg, I probably have more torque, I actually feel like going into spike-mode and slam that cartoon-character against the wall, once I get the chance to lift and pit, dont hesitate

[pcbore]

Team Gore Presents: House Bot Rebellion!

I agree with Martijn. If I flip over a robot with the disc, that actually limits the damage I do to it, because of the kinetic transfer used in throwing it. If I cant flip it thanks to the vacuum, he takes all the damage

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Bot Rebellion!

Wow, we€™re on a roll, here, aren€™t we?

Smaug and Big Mac went through after Typhoon 2 was inverted and Biohazard shoved down the pit.

ArchAngel of the Abyss and Stop Crying Your Heart Out beat Exa-Gore-Ic and Obelix really badly.

Roboteers, stand by€¦

Let€™s kick off this shiz-nit!

3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
ACTIVATE!!!

SCYHO is the first to take off, towards Big Mac, who gets up to speed, and the spinning hammers come in contact with the scoop-flipper combo. Such a crash results in SCYHO getting flung across the arena, but that same hit also tipped Big Mac up a little, and that the hammers touch the ground! What happens next is truly horrifying. As the hammers touch the ground, Big Mac experiences a big lift not unlike the one that Son of Whaychi experienced in Season 4 of Battlebots. The spinning hammer ring is completely removed as Big Mac goes sailing across the arena, further than SCYHO, who is still moving, and lands dead on his back, the hammer ring lying in front of Smaug, who advances towards ArchAngel. However, SCYHO is not quite done yet and so rams Smaug from the back, getting the scoop now completely ripped from the chassis and thrown over the fence! What an exciting match already! I feel like I haven€™t even begun eating my popcorn! Oh wait, I haven€™t. Anyway, back to the fight. The Watcher, done from counting Big Mac and SCYHO out, sees ArchAngel gingerly approach Smaug€™s side, and tear a spike off. Smaug turns and tries to get under ArchAngel with the jaws, but the lower spinning ring hits the lower jaw, and Smaug is jolted back a few inches. However, ArchAngel is flung into the arena side wall. Smaug advances again, but with the lower jaw bent. Not good€¦ArchAngel barely escapes another ram, gets the outer shell up to speed and rips off another spike on the that same side of Smaug. Smaug turns the other way and scrapes ArchAngel€™s outer shell with the h-disc. Sparks fly and ArchAngel is sent backward again! Smaug advances, but forgot to notice that the lower ring of ArchAngel is still spinning, and so trying to get under ArchAngel gets the lower jaw now destroyed and severed from the mechanism! The crowd is screaming themselves hoarse as ArchAngel goes back a few feet, and Smaug charges forward with what€™s left of the jaws. The outer shell of ArchAngel JUST gets up to speed as Smaug approaches ArchAngel, and the rest of the jaw takes a hit, and falling down, severed from one of its supports, falls onto the ground, and is hit by the lower ring! That completely destroys it, and it is ripped away in a flash of sparks. Smaug does not look that good now, with its jaw gone, and two of its spikes missing. However, ArchAngel has lost a few of its own teeth in the process of its own smack-downs, but battles on bravely, hitting the other side of Smaug and ripping away another spike. Smaug tries to position himself to hit ArchAngel with one of the front vertical discs but ArchAngel swerves away and hits the front where the jaw once was. At that moment, Smaug finally uses the flamethrower.
KA-BOOM!!!
An explosion has occurred!!! Oh my gawd! ArchAngel had created some sparks, whilst Smaug used the flamethrower! The result is a combustion reaction inside of Smaug which has just set the almighty dragon-bot in flames! Oh, and yes, he€™s stopped moving, too. However, this hit has taken its toll on ArchAngel, who is no longer spinning, and has taken a hit from one of the vertical spinning discs of Smaug. However, this battle has been won by the competitors! The Watcher counts Smaug the Golden out.
1€¦2€¦3€¦4€¦5€¦6€¦7€¦8€¦9â ‚¬Â¦10!

CEASE!!!

I CAN€™T BELIEVE IT!!! Smaug the Golden taken down by ArchAngel?! Who woulda thought?! And Big Mac taken out by SCYHO as well! What a fight!

Winners: ArchAngel of the Abyss & Stop Crying Your Heart Out

Coming up: Asterix & Tira VS. The Disc 5 & Flick of the Wrist

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Bot Rebellion!

Oh, were not done or today, oh no preciousss€¦heh, lets continue!

Asterix and Tira got here when Tira shredded Radio Friendly Unit Shifter to oblivion, whilst Asterix shoved Aneurysm down the pit.

The Disc 5 and Flick of the Wrist advanced when, despite Flick getting tossed OOTA, The Disc 5 completely destroyed Taki after knocking out Whamlets failsafe.

Roboteers, stand by€¦

OoOoOoOoOo Yeah!

3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
ACTIVATE!!!

And its Tira who starts out first, charging The Disc 5 straight on, both the vertical flywheels collide. Tira stops completely, due to her vacuum mechanism, but shows that she is mobile by reversing. The Disc, however, flies backward, and collides with the arena wall. That sets off Flick of the Wrists anger button, and he zooms at Tira, getting under her and slamming her into the wall! Asterix faces Flick and rams him from the side, inverting him. The Disc charges at Tira this time, and the melee has intensified completely! Asterix continues to shove Flick around the arena, and finally into the angle grinder, where a small dent is knocked into Flicks side. Tira spins up her flywheel, as does The Disc, and they charge again! Tira reverses at an angle, and The Disc stops, and tries to line up his hit. Then he is knocked sideways by an incoming Asterix, and into the wall. Flick chases down Asterix, and slams him into The Disc, but The Disc escapes easily. However, he had not counted on Tira being there, and the flywheel smashes into the wheel hub, making a dent in it. The Disc turns and hits Tiras flywheel (not spinning now) with the spinning axle, not doing any damage. Asterix is now propped against the wall, and Flick goes for the OOTA€¦YES! Asterix is gone, is OOTA! Big trouble for Tira! But Tira doesnt seem to be paying attention; shes got her side on The Discs€¦disc, while her own flywheel is getting up to speed, and she turns - CRASH!!! HOLY FLYING METAL BATMAN! The hub that was previously dented goes flying off, and lands with a clatter in the middle of the arena! Uh oh! Frank looks horrified, but Martijn comes to his rescue as Flick rams Tira from the rear and flicks the spikes€¦nothing. The vacuum system prevents Tira from being inverted. Tira turns in anger and is rammed by The Disc; Tiras flywheel catches the axle and The Disc goes flying again, hitting his own teammate! Flick lets The Disc slide off of him, and goes to ram Tira again€¦to find that the 5000rpm flywheel is back up to speed!
CRASH!!!
Tira didnt hit any spikes, but the front of Flick between the spikes! Whats more, there is a huge gash where the armour was seconds before! Flick goes flying backwards, tipping onto his side and back onto his wheels, but inverted. The Disc comes in again, but Tira reverses away from him, getting her weapon back up to speed! Suddenly, it seems that the battle has changed sides completely, as The Disc reverses now, Tira advancing. Flick aims for the sides of Tira, but the latter charges The Disc and Flick rams the wall the instead.
CRASH!!!
Another almighty shock from Tiras flywheel and The Disc gets blasted back into the wall! Oh dear€¦theres no movement from The Disc€¦something inside must have been knocked loose, or the axle took too much€¦The Watcher counts The Disc out.
1€¦2€¦3€¦4€¦5€¦6€¦7€¦8€¦9â ‚¬Â¦10!
Thats it! The Disc is out! Tira turns and gets hammered by an incoming Flick, who tries to lift Tira up again with the spikes but to no avail. However, Tira cant move and is pinned on the wall, Flick going crazy with the spikes but still cant lift Tira up! Tira is completely pinned, and The Watcher shunts Flick away so that the fight can continue€¦and Tiras weapon is back up to speed!
CRASH!!!
Flick is sent flying once more, and onto his side against the arena wall€¦its over. Flick cant do a thing, even though his wheels are spinning. Tira does a victory dance whilst The Watcher counts Flick out.
1€¦2€¦3€¦4€¦5€¦6€¦7€¦8€¦9â ‚¬Â¦10!

CEASE!

The Disc 5 finally taken out, and Flick of the Wrist gone with the wind.

Winners: Asterix & Tira

Final battle
Asterix & Tira VS. ArchAngel of the Abyss & Stop Crying Your Heart Out}

[alex_holt]

Team Gore Presents: House Bot Rebellion!

Right, Asterix is my first target, I would appreciate it SCYHO could occupy it logn enough for me to get up to speed, and then Ill take it out it with as good a blow as I can manage. It concerns me mainly due to the speed, after that normal tactics will apply to tira, just avoid the disc and try to damage those vaccuums, then itll flign itself over it it attacks.

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Bot Rebellion!

And alas, we come to the end of my mini-tourney. Dont worry, my big tournament is still going on, and PLENTY of chaos and delicious destruction over there. So let the final battle commence.

Asterix and Tira plowed through Radio Friendly Unit Shifter, Aneurysm, The Disc 5, and Flick of the Wrist to get here. Do they have what it takes?

ArchAngel of the Abyss and Stop Crying Your Heart Out took out Exa-Gore-Ic, Obelix, Smaug The Golden, and Big Mac to make it this far. Can they triumph once again?

Roboteers, stand by€¦

For the final time€¦

3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
ACTIVATE!!!

And the final battle begins! Asterix heads out and gets hammered by SCYHO immediately on, who gets under the wedge and throws Asterix onto his back! Asterix stabilizes himself and drives at the wall, throwing himself into the air but righting himself in the process; however, SCYHO flies under Asterix immediately and again tosses him onto his back. Asterix seems frustrated and backs into SCYHO, but SCYHO flips Asterix again! But Asterix was waiting for this and with the wedge pointed at SCYHO Asterix plows into him, taking full advantage of the flipper being up, and absolutely pulverizes SCYHO into the wall! That does it, as ArchAngel moves, both body and spinning shell. Tira notices this and goes over to ArchAngel, and she hits ArchAngel, who is passing -
CRASH!!!
HOLY FLYING SPARKS!!! OH MY GOD, ARCHANGELS STOPPED!!! The mighty hit - no! ArchAngel was momentarily fazed, but gets back up to speed€¦wow, what a smash, but Tira took a bad hit and lost one of the teeth on her flywheel. Needless to say, though, ArchAngel has lost a few teeth from that hit too. Meanwhile, Asterix has trapped SCYHO against the wall, but The Watcher finally uses the lifting arm, and grabs SCYHO, doing a 360 and setting SCYHO down again. Asterix is furious, but he doesnt have time to vent his anger out on The Watcher because ArchAngel is heading right for him! Tira, flywheel back up to speed, crashes into ArchAngel again. Another shower of sparks, not as impressive this time, litters the arena, and ArchAngel is thrown across the arena, bouncing onto his back. He rights himself with the bar, but now the shell has taken a mighty hit, and a vertical gash and more missing teeth signify that it was a mighty collision. Tira, however, has lost her flywheel, and with only the wedge, flies into SCYHO and barrels him into the wall. Asterix rams ArchAngel and sends him flying, but in the process Asterix is thrown back with his front panel gone, and onto his back again! ArchAngel looks severely beaten up now and is no longer spinning up to speed, with either ring. SCYHO pushes Tira back and getting under her, finally tosses her, and the vacuum system does zilcho as Tira is launched across the arena and falls dead onto her back. KO. The Watcher counts Tira out.
1€¦2€¦3€¦4€¦5€¦6€¦7€¦8€¦9â ‚¬Â¦10!
Poor Tira has finally been taken out. But ArchAngels lower ring has stopped and his shell is spinning at 1/5 speed. Asterix reverses into ArchAngel and brushing the hit off shoves the beaten-up FBS into the wall. ArchAngel tries to push back, but Asterix is relentless and shoves ArchAngel off the wall into towards the pit release. SCYHO gets an idea and slams into Asterix just as he pushes ArchAngel into the pit release. Asterix goes flying but is re-inverted, and his generosity is shown by slamming SCYHO into the wall nearby! ArchAngel is no longer moving, and the Cheeky Boy walking system is no longer functional. Its gone! The Watcher counts ArchAngel out.
1€¦2€¦3€¦4€¦5€¦6€¦7€¦8€¦9â ‚¬Â¦10!
And Alex Holt is bewildered beyond belief, as he stares at his precious walker lying dead next to the pit. Back to the fight; Asterix shoves SCYHO into the wall and up against it. He then reverses, but SCYHO falls off and rights himself, resulting in Asterix slamming himself against the wall. SCYHO then gets under the side of Asterix and throws him against the wall, and leans him on it. Then, with careful precious, HE TOSSES ASTERIX OUT OF THE ARENA, AND ALEX HOLT AND DAVE SHEPPARD HAVE WON THE HOUSE ROBOT REBELLION!!!

CEASE!!!

Tira took out the mighty ArchAngel, but took herself out in the process. And after Asterix was tossed OOTA€¦

THE WINNERS OF THE HOUSE ROBOT REBELLION ARE ARCHANGEL OF THE ABYSS AND STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OUT!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Well, this tournament was a complete success, thank you to all who joined. Dont worry, next time, the house robots will be back for revenge.

-K