Robot wars timmy style

[swiss_tony]

Robot wars timmy style

Tim, youre hopeless at this. A retarded dog with one leg could write better fights than you. Just give up.

[kevin]

Robot wars timmy style

It could have been worse.

[dogbot4000]

Robot wars timmy style

maybe Im crap at writing melees but maybe im better
at writing one on ones
as the draw is
atomic 2 vs leveller 2
321 activate and theyre off with atomic 2 tossing leveller 2 straight away leveller 2 self-rights but gets rammed into the flame pit. atomic 2 is coming in for the kill and tosses leveller 2 up and over and out of the arena cease
leveller doesnt get to level as atomic 2 goes storming through

[swiss_tony]

Robot wars timmy style

Youre not good at writing ANYTHING. Are you even TRYING to write these? Just give up.

[mrdaves]

Robot wars timmy style

Well, at least he is trying to write, and not giving everybody the plain results.

[pcbore]

Robot wars timmy style

And be fair... The one on one was better than the melees :P

[mrdaves]

Robot wars timmy style

I want to have a go at thiz:

And the next on is:
flippa vs gravedigger

321ACTIVATE, flippa blows up, gravedigger moves in circle, big ton of bricks down down, hitting refbot on head, flippa flips gravedigger out of arena wall. cease.
flippa flips, gravedigger digs its own grave.

[matt_macdonald]

Robot wars timmy style

Tim, do you have a straw? Because your fights SUCK!

[kevin]

Robot wars timmy style

My fights are better.

[RogueTwoRobots]

Robot wars timmy style

Ok heres my attempt - feel free to slag it all you want
Cassius II versus Gravity

In the arena for the house robots - Sergeant Bash, ready to command his troops with a little lick of flame - and Matilda, the darling of Robot Wars if ever there was one.

3..

2..

1..

ACTIVATE!!

And theyre off! The moneys on Gravity to breeze this round and the signs are clear as it immediately flips Cassius II onto its back. However Cassius II wont take defeat that easily - with a twitch of the pneumatic suspension the crowd wait in anticipation to see the glorious self-righting action. AND THERE IT GOES!! Cassius SRI-mechs beautifully and is back in the battle. Gravity then ensues its opponent in a bid to win the bout but Cassius II is wise to its tricks and leads it on a dangerous path, worryingly close to the house robots and dancing around the pit of fire! Gravity grows frustrated and activates the pit release mechanism; a spine-tingling alarm sounds as the pit descends into the darkness. Cassius II - while teasing Matilda - is caught unawares and is pushed down into the pit of oblivion! A puff of white smoke engulfs the robot.

GRAVITY WINS!!

Or does it?

In the blink of an eye, Cassius 2 flies out of the pit, the rear spike outstroked in a move which has thrown the match back open. Floating like a butterfly Cassius II slides under the unsuspecting Gravity and stings like a bee as it turns the world upside-down on Gravity. Gravity however is having none of that and quickly self-rights. But guess what is in the path of our sri-meching bot?

Why, its the pit of doom!

Gravity, with a quick helping hand from Cassius II, flies down the pit and out of the battle. The winner:

Cassius II

Happy roboteering

[kevin]

Robot wars timmy style

Now thats a good fight. Although I used the self-righting from the pit first (with Mute), good job anyway.

[RogueTwoRobots]

Robot wars timmy style

Well technically Cassius IIs rear spike is a projectile rather than a self-righter so it didnt really self-right from the pit but thats me just being antagonistic. Ill give you your dues though

And thank you for your post match analysis

(Message edited by K_C_R on October 05, 2005)

[swiss_tony]

Robot wars timmy style

But the self righting from the pit thing was never allowed in the first place [Just look how many people complained about the NSTT heat....H final was it?] so you both lose. :P

[dogbot4000]

Robot wars timmy style

roboteers stand by 321 activate
and theyre off flippa driving around trying to see what gravedigger is doing and they both tentavily drive towards. and thats the end of part one

now if youve joined us nothings happened(wootwoot) but flippa has tossed gravedigger over intos matildas cpz and rip its R.I.P for the axe and flippa has tossed gravedigger over time to dig a grave gravedigger but flippa has selfrighted him right on the arena floor flipper.

Gravedigger is tossed straight onto the pit-switch but he drives right on the lip of the pit and flippa drives but theyre both on the edge of the pit.

Shunt comes in and rams gravedigger into the pit.

cease
its R.I.P(Rust In Pieces) for gravedigger has the american bot which people like to call flippa qualifys for the heat final.

[andrewj]

Robot wars timmy style

What... the... ???

Is this some sort of joke or can you actually not write a realistic fight longer than 10 lines that makes any sense at all?

atomic 2 vs flipa

and thyrwyrg offf and. flippa flips but sir killolot blocks it now (wootwoot) flipparh flios atomic ouyts of the arna wall.

atomic flips refbot and shunt pits refbot.

cease

Ive seen ARC fights better than this...