Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

[dinowarrior]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

Sorry guys, neither of you get the trophy. Youre both off the mark completely. The problem is that youre only concentrating on the current annihilator, when the connection is between the robots in all three annihilators Ive made for this tournament. Once we compare all three of them, A2 spoils that pattern by having Steel Avenger and Ewe 2, who both came 4th in their annihilators, in the arena together.

[kodster]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

Ive no clue

[dinowarrior]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

OK, heres Part 2.

ANNIHILATOR ROUND 2

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!!

Booth 1: Thermidor 2, Revenge Of Trouble And Strife, Ripper
Booth 2: Jackson Wallop, Disc-O-Inferno
House Robots: Dead Metal, Shunt.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!

And, once more, the robots are let loose. Of course, Ripper and Thermidor can get the quickest start, as the spinners have to wait for their blades to get up to full speed. Which is probably why Jackson Wallop is reversing fast out of the way. Ripper rushes out to meet it...but, instead, chooses to attack Disco Inferno! A bit unwise if you ask me. Thermidor, meanwhile, crashes into the front of Revenge Of Trouble And Strife. It gets lifted up, and almost over! Balancing neatly on the back...the carapice as it would be called in a lobster. Ripper has now over turned Disco Inferno, but the blade is now spinning wildly, THAT could be dangerous. Meanwhile, Jackson Wallop is being a bit nervy...shall I? Shant I? Shall I? Shant I? Revenge Of Trouble And Strife moves towards it, but I dont think the outer ring is spinning...AND IT HAS NOW BEEN FLIPPED OVER BY THERMIDOR!! A sneak attack from the side has sent Revenge Of Trouble And Strife onto its back, and we know that it has difficulty self-righting. NOW Jackson Wallop comes in at last, and gives Revenge Of Trouble And Strife a good buffet. Which is what Disco Inferno is doing to Ripper. The see through armour ripples, but nothing more. I think Refbot has had enough, hes going in to count out Revenge Of Trouble And Strife...thatll be good. At least I wont have to write his name out again after this.
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8! 9! 10!!
And its over!

CEASE!!

REVENGE OF TROUBLE AND STRIFE IS ELIMINATED!!

NEXT TIME: Disco Inferno vs Jackson Wallop vs Ripper vs Thermidor 2.

As for my little teaser, heres a clue. Yes, all 18 robots have been in an annihilator before...but where else have they all been?

[paulc]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

Theyve all been out in the heats before?

[joey_picus]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

Theyve all been to Moscow? No idea...

[tacoman]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

They were all in Series 7?

Seems way too obvious, but hey, worth a try

[dinowarrior]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

WE HAVE A WINNER!!

Congratulations Danny! You win the Trophy of Nerdiness! (snatches it from Martyn and passes it over).

[andrewj]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

Haha! Steve and Martyn made that connection and that was the real answer all along?

[joey_picus]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

I thought that was the obvious one...

[kodster]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

Bah. Obvious, yet we expected a much more complex answer.

Good fights, Chris.

[dinowarrior]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

OK, Im really, REALLY sorry I havent been updating recently. I havent been feeling up to writing fights recently. And, since doing a Battlebots fight would take up a bit of time, Ill be doing a RWE fight for now.

ANNIHILATOR ROUND 3

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!!

Booth 1: Disc-O-Inferno, Jackson Wallop
Booth 2: Ripper, Thermidor 2
House Robots: Shunt, Growler

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!

And were off yet again! The blades of Disc-O-Inferno and Jackson Wallop get up to speed, but Thermidor 2 and Ripper tear out, trying to overturn...it appears the two of them are after Disc-O-Inferno. Do they suspect him to be the strongest. Jackson Wallop comes in and hits Rippers side...OUCH, leaving a nasty scar! Thermidor 2 and Ripper flip up Disc-O-Inferno, who reverses away. Thermidor 2 comes in...OUCH AGAIN! Disc meets flipper and Thermidor is spun aside. Disc-O-Inferno hits Thermidor again...OUCH YET AGAIN!! Thermidor has been hit hard in the wheel. Thats always a weak spot with Thermidor 2. Ripper, meanwhile, is trying to torment Jackson Wallop, but it cant quite catch it easily. Disc-O-Inferno is waiting for a response from Thermidor 2...but I dont think its coming. I think those blows knocked Thermidor out. Oh, what a shame for Thermidor, as Refbot watches over it. Jackson Wallop and Ripper seem to have realised what has happened and watch over the carcass of Thermidor...as does the ever hungry Growler. After a few seconds...
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8! 9! 10!!
And its over. Growler comes in...

CEASE!!

Oh, thankfully, Thermidor is saved by the cease. But its still out.

THERMIDOR 2 IS ANNIHILATED!!

Also, the House Robots are extremely miffed. Each fight so far has been stopped before they can destroy a beaten robot and theyre not having it. OK, if they insist...next round will NOT stop after Cease is called.

NEXT TIME: Disc-O-Inferno vs Jackson Wallop vs Ripper

Heres your half-assed fight.

[Guest]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

I think Jackson Wallop will get flipped by Ripper. Dunno how its lasted this long really

[kodster]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

!!!Fights...?

I think Ripper will go all the way.

Great to see you back at it, Chris.

[dinowarrior]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

Well, I had to. For some reason, I got it into my head to write a battle over the holidays. As it was, Id forgotten where wed gotten up to in the Annihilator, so I did a Tag Team Terror Battle instead.

[dinowarrior]

Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

Hopefully, there MIGHT be a Battlebots fight soon. But until then...

ANNIHILATOR ROUND 4

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!!

Booth 1: Disc-O-Inferno, Jackson Wallop.
Booth 2: Ripper.
House Robots: Matilda, Shunt.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!

And so they break. Disc-O-Inferno moves slightly away from the field. Jackson Wallop follows, as does Ripper. The blade on Jackson Wallop is up to speed, but in comes Ripper...underneath he goes...and throws Jackson Wallop over!! The big flip sent Jackson Wallop onto its back, and the fight, I feel, is over. Disc-O-Inferno comes in and hits the bodywork, ripping a wheel off!! Well, that ought to prove it wont work now. And, lets face it, its all over, isnt it. Very quickly. Whilst Disc-O-Inferno and Ripper spin, Refbot comes in to count Jackson out, whilst the House Robots wait...this time, were running the clock to allow them to attack.
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8! 9! 10!!
And poor old Jackson Wallop got completely...well, walloped. This is going to be one strong final...oh, and Rippers after Shunt! Hes lifting the house robot up into the air! Shunt crashes down, only just on his wheels. Matilda smashes into Ripper, tusks first. The two are seperated, Matilda backs away...AH, DISC-O-INFERNO HITS MATILDAS FACE!! He suddenly came out of nowhere and hit Matilda full in the chops! Her cheek has been ripped off and one of her tusks is broken. Add to that, Im not sure shes mobile anymore. Shunt, meanwhile, tries to help her out...OH, BUT RIPPER FLIPS HIM OVER!! OK, so...err...now what? Shunts on his side, Matilda is immobilised...AND HAS JUST HAD HER EXOSKELETON TORN OFF BY ANOTHER ATTACK BY DISC-O-INFERNO!! Hey, what are you guys DOING!? Those are OUR House Robots! Refbot, get in there are sort them out! He does so...but Ripper gets underneath his front plough and flips him over! He crashes to the floor quite heavily...oh, hes given the two robots a red card...HAHAHAH!! Disc-O-Inferno retaliates by ripping the card device clean off!! Thats hardly fair. Oh, wait, hang on...the gate is opening at the other end of the arena, theres smoke, and another robot is charging out...its Growler!! Yes, its become THAT desperate! But that wont stop Disc-O-Inferno or Ripper though. The two come towards Growler, but its the bulldog who SMACKS headlong into Disc-O-Inferno! Disc-O-Inferno is shaken...but once again, its the House Robot who takes more of the damage! Look at Growlers jaw! Theres a nasty gash inside. And Ripper is trying to lift him up. He races away...OH, WHAT WAS THAT!? That was the washing machine from the Drop Zone coming down! Yes, readers, the situation is THAT desperate. But it missed nonetheless. Growler chases after Ripper, but only crashes into an arena wall. Ripper travels over the floor flipper...AH, BUT GETS THROWN BY IT!! Several rolls later, and hes on his back!! And, I think, stuck! Great timing there, better than the drop zone, thats for sure. Growler charges forward and hits the pit release button, mouth open...HAHA! He tears it clean off! Down goes the pit...AND DISC-O-INFERNO GOES WITH IT!! AW, WHAT AN ENDING!! Disc-O-Inferno was just driving right by the pit right when it opened and it paid the price. And now, its up to Growler to tidy up the mess, as he lets go of the pit release button and grabs hold of Ripper. The arena is strewn with debris...part of which, lets not forget, is Jackson Wallop. And now, Growler drives Ripper into the pit. Fun while it lasted. Maybe next time the House Robots will think twice before complaining.

CEASE!!

Jackson Wallop has been annihilated!!
DISC-O-INFERNO AND RIPPER GO THROUGH, BUT AT WHAT COST!? WILL THE HOUSE ROBOTS EVER FORGIVE THEM!?

NEXT TIME: Disc-O-Inferno vs Ripper
THEN: Raging Knightmare vs Kan Opener vs (whoever wins)