Robot Wars RPG - "The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005"

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

we get Aaron to point out technical flaws in its design so it collapses due to improbability

or...

Ill add my lgihtsabre instead of my blades and slams into its rear legs while someone else keeps its attention

[knightrous]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

we get Aaron to point out technical flaws in its design so it collapses due to improbability

It has two legs and its slow! Go for the FARKIN LEGS! Im not going to transform for this battle, Im going to jump up onto of the fugger, dodging its attacks, grab a hold of one of those rockets it has for attacking and use Nicole to hack the control unit. Once the control unit is re-coded, Ill set it for a no launch 2 second detonate, which should give me just enough time to bail out of the big bang....

Anybody want to keep him distracted? Remember, its going to be like swatting flys with a sledge hammer for this fellow

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

As I said Ill get the legs from behind while no ones looking, but someone will have to distract him cos Im slow, , but once Ive hit hell be the slow one

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Ive already said that ill distract him, just get the job done

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

oh and additionally well get andy to tip some coffee on it to short circuit its rocket firign mechanism so it blwos itself up

Additionally drive between its legs so it hits itslef in the crotch and explodes

or stay direclty beneath it so it cant see where we are and i use my lightsabre on its legs, which doesnt have pain sensors incidentally

or shout Look! a foreigner! and then while he wastes all his missiles on an imaginary foreigner we attack

or just sabre bush himself so the bot has no controller

[andrewj]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Im with Aaron on this one. I think its a job for Team Hax0r. Just pull its removable link out and hey presto! One big, dead robot.

If things get tricky Ill morph into GeForce and we can catapult some coffee at it, and as Alex says, short circuit.

Dont forget we can use the hazards to our advantage too. Any chance Nicole could tell us a way out of the arena or a way to control the pullzerizers etc?

[mrdaves]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Dave Sez: Hehehe I found out that you can open word documents in open office, anyway, here be message from steveo

STEVE SEZ:

Do tell me youre going to do, Chris groaned weakly.

Time for talkie later, Aaron told him, just keep him stalled. I think its time to put all those years of engineering to good use. Keeping a hold of Nicole, he stepped aside and allowed Chris to transform into mechanical form. The fastest of the group, the newly-formed Love Bite shot towards the hefty Georginator and began encircling the beasts legs.

What the hoo-hah?! Bush exclaimed and started trying to swat at the comparatively little double-wedge. But every cumbersome swing of those mighty arms kept missing their target, the fists smashing into the thick Hardox floor as Love Bite darted around the weapon of mass destruction.

So whatll we do? Matty inquired, plugging the mini speakers in the InfiniTune, give Chris a helping hand?

Just that, Aaron said, you all just keep that bot busy. Ill be back in two throws of a boomerang and he began running around the back end of the mighty machine. Slowly, the small head began following the Australians route, but as Alex gave one of its knees a smart bash with his blue lightsabre, its attention was brought back to the others.

Yall think yer real hard, huh? Bush jeered angrily, as yet another attempt to flatten Love Bite fell short. Alex, meanwhile, was in his element, dancing around the enormous annihilator and smashing its hulking legs wherever possible. Even AJ and Matt were getting stuck in, the laser on the Swiss Army Spoon boring through one of the main leg welds, while a full-volume rendition of Seven Nation Army shook the arena floor and challanged the behemoths balance. Kody was faring very well, too. Just as one of the rockets started locking in on him, could be launched in his direction, he turned the Camoflague Ray Gun on himself and transformed himself into a familar-looking chimpish individual.

SHOOT! THATS ME! Bush exclaimed and violently turned the robot away from his doppleganger, the missile intended for Kody instead blasting a large hole straight through the Battlebox wall.

Well, that sorts out our exit, Kody said brightly as the real President realised his mistake and set a rocket or two down his way. Thankfully, a spectacular dive from the Canadian resulted only in two small explosions and the floor being slightly charred. Bush was getting frustrated. The little rammer, the lightsabre, the laser and all those misfires were starting to annoy him. So much so, that he hadnt noticed Aaron scramble up the back of the Georginators left leg and right up onto its head.

Now then, Aaron grinned evily as he wrenched open a back panel on the behemoths thinkbox, time for a little n00b-flaming. OK, Nicole, scramble to your processors content!

[With pleasure], she replied as Aaron wrenched one of the jacks out of a nearby memory bank and plugged it into the palmtop. The messing of the brains took its time and not only were the others finding it hard to keep up their distraction, but a few more misaimed smashes of the robots giant fists were making it increasingly hard for the Australian to hang on to the head. But at last...

[Program scrambling 100% complete. Do I rule or what?]

Indeed you do, Sheila, Aaron grinned as he unplugged her and slid back down the enormous machine back to the ground.

HEY! What gives?! Bush exclaimed, mah dang robot aint workin! The others noticed this too. The back of the behemoths head was producing a furious shower of sparks and just as one of the mighty fists was about to take another swing at Alex, the whole machine ground to a halt and slumped down onto its knees.

And now! AJ cried triumphantly, the piece de resistance! and in a whirl, he was in GeForce form, one of his spare coffee flasks balanced on his front wedge. With an internal smirk, the rear-hinged flipper activated and threw the flask over onto the Georginator, exploding on impact and drenching the robot in Nescaf¨ as the team lept out the hole one of the stray missiles created.

Crumbs, that reactions starting to get violent, a freshly-remorphed Chris commented nervously, the coffees meeting with the electronics quickly setting the bot ablaze. Nicole, how long til that thing goes all Dr Strangelove on us?

[Approximate detonation time - one minute]

SHOOT, DANG N CONSARN IT! Bush snarled, the chimpish face now bearing a closer resemblance to a howler monkey, ymightve screwed up mah popularity stunt, but at least Ill be takin yall with me, Bush snarled, the chimpish face now bearing a closer resemblance to a howler monkey. There followed an almighty crash as a long red bus crashed through one of the rooms walls.

Not exactly, President Mush! it cried with a roar of its engine.

Bertie! the group cheered and as Bush simply stood there open-mouthed, the six shot into the bus and shot back out into Pennsylvania Avenue, the President quickly choosing to dash after them.

That was close, Alex sighed, but how did you manage to find us?

It wasnt easy, Bertie replied as they left the street, you see, I started getting concerned about how long you guys were taking, so I tried looking for you. I smashed into a couple of rooms before you were found - one of them was filled with all these weird pod thingies. Rather strange, it was. I hit some sort of generator on making my entrance and then they all woke up and just ran out the hole I made, back into the street.

Well, at least thats one name off the list, Kody said contently, readjusting his shades, now lets kick back and watch some fireworks. 3...2...1...

And as Bertie spread his wings and rocketed up into the clear American sky, the group huddled down at the rear window as the White House was blown to smithereens, the soon-to-be former President of the United States pouting furiously on the sidewalk.

[steven_mcg]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

DECISION TIME!

Congratulations! Youve exposed Bushs propaganda scam and saved the Earth from the Georginator. But youre nowhere closer to finding Wedge Devo. One suspects off the list, so who will you go after next?

- Mentorn Inc.
- Ellis, the Legendary King of Thieves
- Dr Ivo Robotnik
- The Spanish Inquisition
- George W Bush

Hope youre all enjoying this so far - especially since quite a lot of it is being extracted from my rear end

[matty_haka]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Im going after Ellis. This time, Im not following if you decide otherwise, because i have a plan,a nd I only need me to do it. Anyone following or am I off on my own?

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

I say between the Spanish Inquisition (thats gonna be a laugh ) or Ellis

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

the inquisistion!

[kodster]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

I still want Robuttnik

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[knightrous]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

MENTORN INC!!!!

They didnt call this the Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005 for nothing you know!

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

You dont get the point, it spoils our ludicrous adventures if we know who dunnit, besides, one of these groups may be the power behind Mentorn, or possibly provide us with somethign to use against mentorn

[Guest]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Its always going to be some other suspect youll find out about on asking the last suspect :P

(it was MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)