Robot Wars RPG - "The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005"

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

I like the flipping idea except for the fact that we execute it from the front.

Would i be correct in assuming that Nichole has the plans to the White House?

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Ok, the plans we have up, Matty, id like to get in without being noticed, so i think that that is out to be honest.

AJ, I like your plan better, using Kodys camaflague gun, it might work.

What id be looking for from Nichole in particular is any hidey holes the President might have as well as ways to them and to the White House in general.

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

*Talks to Nichole* Nichole, please download any maps and plans of the White House and its grounds, and im not talking about tourist maps...

Also, if we get in unnoticed, would it be possible to patch into security cameras while remaining unnoticed?

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

We need a diversion, get whomevers the quickest to stand out front, and smash into one of the pillars, the guards will be drawn to the front, i use me trusty sabre to cut a whole in the wall into a unprotected president

[matty_haka]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

You still want me to be Tony? OI actually put that in my stats, taht ic oudl adopt new images and voices, so that should be easy enough.

Would be quieter too

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

even better you could dress up as someone from soemwhere in the axis of evil and go to the front door, we slip round the back

[matty_haka]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

I thought maybe if I went in as Tony, tricked him into a confession, you recorded it with tmy sound equipment round the back

[darkguru]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Yeah, but Tony and Bush have a special relationship, wed be asking you to go above and beyond the line of duty.

I want to see what plans Nichole can dig up first, if nothing comes up there, i favour flipping Matt over to do his Tony Blair. Do...oh dear (no good can come of this )

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

wait, i think i may have the answer, why go in when we can draw him out, disguise the bus as a burger van and park it outside... hell come in then we drive off to interrogate him at our leisure

[matty_haka]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

Isnt Bush a vegetarian :S

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

im pretty sure he isnt

[matty_haka]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

I thought he was:S

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

well ive seen several clips of him askign for burgers (at inadviable moments of course) so maybe he eats vegi burgers if he is

[alex_holt]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

STEVE SEZ:

...Ive got it! AJ cried in delight. Before anyone could stop him, he tossed Alex the Swiss Army Spoon and with a bright flash and a great whirring noise, the Englishman morphed himself into GeForce mode.

AJ, Alex inquired, what exactly are you d- , but he didnt get a chance to finish his question as GeForce swept underneath him and catapulted the cynic over the fence with a mighty flip. Landing in an undignified heap, Alex scrambled back onto his feet, a vein angrily throbbing in his forehead as he noticed his caffine-crazed companion change back to human form.

Use the key! he whispered through the gates. Quickly catching his drift, Alex slotted the golden prong into the padlock and with a few twirls and a sneaky grin, the black gates swung open easily.

Interesting idea there, he said to AJ as the others made their way past the iron bars. Evidently very pleased with himself, AJ beamed at him as he took back the Swiss Army Spoon, before receiving a sharp blow on the back of the head. And that, Alex grinned, is for the fall. Shaking off his brief dizzy faze, AJ gathered the group up again.

OK, guys, Aaron whispered, were in. Now what?

Simple, AJ replied, we get Matty here past security to distract the President, while the rest of us search the grounds for any signs of Wedge Devo.

Me?! Matty spluttered, why me?! How can I distract Bush without raising the alarm?!

Easy, AJ grinned, whipping the Camoflague Ray Gun out of Kodys holster, with a little help from our good friend, Tony. Twiddling the dial to Prime Minister, he fired at Matty and in a flash of green light, the teams music man found himself in a smart grey suit, his hair thinned and his mouth somewhat resembling Jack Nicholsons when he played the Joker.

I get it, he smiled, admiring his new attire, I use my Blair impression to convince him Im the P.M. - truly, a leap forward in the field of British espionage, he added in the voice theyd all grown to hate.

Well, that takes care of our distraction, Aaron said, but where are we supposed to start looking?

Way ahead of you, Chris grinned, Nicole, download all blueprints for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C. and search for any hidden passages. And none of the tourist crap, OK?. There followed a few more clicks and blips.

[Download complete. Schematics indicate a single passageway concealed within the immense rearmost Lagerstroemia indica.] The group simply stood there, some more than a little confused.

Translation? Kody asked impatiently. Nicole gave what seemed to be an electronic sigh. She missed her old owner. [Translation - the map says theres a tunnel behind the big shrub round the back of the house], she told them, her voice sounding more than a little patronising.

Now thats much cooler, Kody grinned, Right, Matty, well head for the hidey-hole and snoop around a little, you go inside and see what El Presidente can tell you about Devo. Quickly taking back the Camoflague Ray Gun, he readjusted the knob to Agent mode and zapped the rest of the group. In seconds, five teenagers in black suits and shades stood before the Prime Minister.

All the best!, AJ whispered as the group vanished around the back end of the White House. Matty was left on his own at the bottom of the pathway, adjusting his tie nervously.

Oh well, he sighed to himself. Showtime.

**********

*BZZZZZZZT*

Who-wha-whe...hey, whos that!?

Its Tony. Just wondering if George was in. The security guard hopped off his chair and zoomed the front door camera in on the visitor. Sure enough, the British Prime Minister was standing there. Or at least as far as he was concerned. His vision were still a little blurry from his abrupt awakening.

Oh yeah, he yawned over the intercom, I think the Presidents expecting ya or somethin. Cmon in, hes in his main office. With another buzz, the doors swung open and Matty stepped inside. In many ways, the House seemed to resemble a larger version of Stevens pad, only here, there was more red, white and blue than just red and brown.

Now then, Matty muttered to himself, where is his main office? His question was quickly answered when he noticed a massive signpost fixed onto the nearest wall. Peering down a corridor leading further into the building, he saw more of them littered at each turn point.

For Georges benefit, methinks, Mr Fowler smirked and with the help of the largeprint directions, it barely took minutes for him to reach two large wooden doors marked Main Office (you work in here). Taking a deep breath, he cleared his throat and slipped inside.

Hey-hey! Tony, my man! Great to see yhere! The President was lounging in a large padded chair behind his infamous oversized desk. Take a seat and tell me whats up. Matty looked around. There was no other chair - except of course for the Clint Eastwood bean bag nestled next to the desk. Feeling more than a little stupid, he slumped himself onto the bag and looked up at the grinning Bush.

OK, George, he smiled back, lets get down to business.

**********

Meanwhile, all seemed to be going well with the rest of the group. The five agents had made it around to the large shrub without the slightest bit of trouble. And large, it was. It was nearly the size of two phone booths.

Nice touch with the outfits, by the way, AJ. Alex admitted as they came to a stop, a very clever way for us to get past security.

Yeah, AJ smiled, that and they look the coolest.

Chris simply rolled his eyes at this as he approached the bush. Right, now, according to the blueprints, we just have to step inside it. Somewhat reluctantly, the others followed him inside the plant. It was a tight squeeze. no doubt (Good thing Matty isnt here, AJ quipped, getting another flick in the forehead from Alex). Now, we just open up the tunnel...thus! He bent down, seemingly to pick up a large knarled, U-shaped stick - but the stick turned out to be a handle as Chris gave a heave and opened up a submarine-esque hatch down into a long earthy tunnel.

Well, Kody grinned, down the hatch and he hopped down into the passageway with the others right behind him, Alex shutting the disguised door behind them. Wasting no time, the companions hurried along the chambre and quickly found themselves at the end, another hatchway just above their heads. Swinging the door open, Aaron hoisted himself back up - only give out a sudden yelp of pain as his spikes hit off something hard.

Careful on your way up, he warned the others in a whisper. Low ceiling. Presently, the rest of the group clambered back to the surface, all anxiously lying on their fronts as Alex resealed the hatch.

...hang on. This doesnt seem right, Chris pondered aloud and crawled out from under the...

Bed! he exclaimed in hushed tones, its just a bed, gents. Slowly, the rest of the troop followed him out and found themselves in a large darkened room, the bed from which they emerged equipped with four posters and the stars n stripes for sheets.

This must be Georgies sleeping quarters, Alex observed as Chris whipped out their trusted palmtop once more.

OK, Nicole, he whispered, scan the premesis for an traces of Mr Devo.

[...processing...strong electronic pulses detected in both the basement and the main storage room on the second floor. Further information unavailable at present time]

Well, gents, Chris said, thats our lot - where to next?

[steven_mcg]

Robot Wars RPG - The Mentorn Conspiracy 2005

DECISION TIME!

OK, two decisions needed now:

MATTY - are there any specific questions youd like to ask President Bush?
THE OTHERS - which room would you guys like to check out first?

Very good strategies there BTW