The Oddestsey

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

I have three theories as to why people dont notice/cant see this pirate

1. Theyre too busy with Mr. Popularity over there
2. They cant see him but i can because he wants me to
3. My senses score is 11-13 thus enabling me to see him

If it is two or three (knowing my luck, very bloody likely), i a touch concerned I just hope that the brain was right about the Ki using monkey.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Ok, im gonna walk around this crowd, not all too interested in the guy ive dubbed Gildroy, he annoys me, he just...does. Im gonna go to this pirate guy and see what he has to say.

Im fairly sure that hes a Lord, there is a pirate on Alexs site, i dont particularly trust him but i would like to talk anyway.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

One thing to remember when we parley, though Sarah is forty in human years, she only looks sixteen, that can be to her both advantage and disadvantage depending on what she needs to do.

I will NOT discuss my alliegances with regards to the other Lords unless it is absolutely necessary.

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

Hello? STILL WAITING ON A QUOTE, ALEX.

*ahem*

Carry on, chaps.

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

First Id like to wind up the lightsabre so its of some use, then wander off to see where Sarahs gotten to. This is also to stop the others trying to sell my soul to riase money for the Egg-o-matic *suspicious look*

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

500 for tom

...meanwhile...

the strange beastie shuffles around inside his store and eventually roots out a strange little device with D N PA enscribes on the front, In a strangely squeaky voice the creature exclaims tis a hitchies guide to the galaxy, beet batred but gunna work me thinks 5 silver, a bargin at the price

...meanwhile...

Sarah approaches the pirate, who turns to face him

Greetings I am fernado De La Mort, and I believe I have a quest which may interest your greatly...

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

First, i would like to assure Fernado that i do not consider myself allied to any of the Lords, but i would like to add that this doesnt mean that, though i do respect what i have heard of him and will listen to him, i will call myself one of his followers all too easily either. For now, i am taking everything as it comes.

With that out of the way, i would like to hear details on this quest, Frank may have caught us up by then.

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

*hugs HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy*

Ive always wanted one of these! Our days of lacking enough information are over now, lads. Dont panic!

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

No need fear, I do not wish a serveant of you, the black sail armada is mine to command, I have no need of lackeys, however powerful, what I would be interested in is soem equals

I have located the wreck of The IxaNorenta the fabled rift ship, a boat which could fly between dimensions as easily as a normal ship would sial across a millpond, and grants the people upon ti vast powers, I would like you to help me retrieve it, its power combined with my own would notify the other lords within moments, they would never allow it to get into my hands. However you are not beign as powerful would not alert them to this. You may do with it what you will once you have it so long as you do me one favour once you have it - destroy Berenhotep, he is gettign too strong and intends to use it, as is Doomforall, but unlike Doomforall he is bent upon conquest and is significantly mroe mortal

Do we have a deal?

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

If Berenhotep is bent on conquest, it would be within our best interests to see that he is unable to bring his plans into fruition, also i get the feeling that we will meet some time down the line whatever we choose now, so i would personally say that we have a deal seeing as this would be to our advantage, but i am one person in a group of five.

Is there anything guarding the ship that we should know about?

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Fernado says

No one is guarding the ship as such, however there is an entity aboard with whom the reclaliming of the ship must be discussed, as he is who binds it in place. But I believe that the mere act of destroyign Berenhotep will meet his cost

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

I would prefer the backing of the group i am with but as far as i am concerned, we do have a deal and i shall undertake this alone if needsbe.

I guess the next question should be where is this ship?

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

How about I sell my ignorance or my insanity for 175GP? The Insanity is a great bargain Ah, bugger it, Im already half dead, Ill sell my soul! Got nothing else to lose! Now give me those upgrades and make em snappy! Oh yeah, Also add in a few weapons like Quantum thruster jets and a few Mr Fusion Railguns at the same time!

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

ill give you a hint, your might be able to get a bit for your ego, but dont even try to sell your sense of humour, theyl want money to take it, lol

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

As some net lamers would say... pwned