The Oddestsey

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

You know, that golden lion tamarin has been following us around since Frank took it out of its pocket, id like to ask the brain about it and nab it as my own.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Well funny that you should mention it, but its actually a shrewd private detective, and also can channel the power of Ki to deflect ANY weapon, and is very loyal to its owner. It is very saracastic but only in monkey speech so you wont hear its retorts unless you pick up a translator somewhere

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Cool, hes MINE! I gotta get me a translater some time

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Hmm, ok weve just been warped to a place and done no exploring. Im going to take my new friend (NO innuendos) up a little way North, see whats what.

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

OK, how about a half-decent edition of The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy to replace our foe detector?

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

I think ill do this every time were in a new area, have a sweep around where it is possible seeing as i have the highest senses score. I can see objects easier ad i can see/hear enemies further off.

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

Can I sell my conscience for 250 GP?? Its a great bargain, he tell you when to be nice and when not to be

Ill sell the star launcher if he wont accept my conscience.

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

Um, can I get a quote on my Microwave Amplifier?

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Aaron, you can only sell thigns which actually exist.

[matty_haka]

The Oddestsey

LMAO

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

How about my lazyness for 175GP? Its a bargain and certainly exists

Maybe we could put Mattys gheyness up for tender....

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Im afraid the bootom has dropped out of the laziness market seeing as I rule the world, its cheap as dirt literally.

As for that, well who would want to buy that?

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

*coughs* Still strolling up a path here

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Fine...


Sarah walks northwards, the landscape is like the american west for some perculiar reason, but even more perculiar is hwat she finds just over the next hill...

...a book signing stand...

At a desk is an arrogant looking man with a broad smile and eyebrows which for know particular reason infuriate Sarah. But out from the desk is a massive queue of hundreds of women, mostly ugly as a lampost, all slavering ot get their copy of a book simply entitled Me by Randy Casanova with a picture of his infuriating face plastered across it displayign a cheeys smile.

Not a hundred paces back from him you notice another character, dressed in a pirates outfit, no oen else seems able to see him.

Any ideas

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Those eyebrows are creepy but i dont want to be mobbed by a load of ugly women Not sure that i want anything to do with a guy arrogant enough to title a book me till i know what hes supposed to have done. I reckon we got ourselves a Gildroy Lockhart (Harry Potter guy, took credit for what other people did) type of guy here.

The Pirate isnt a Lord is he? If not, i think i might talk to him, maybe get some info on Mr. Popularity here. If he is a Lord...well if i can see him and no one else can, probably cos he wants me to, well have to see what happens there.