The Oddestsey

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

As your not goign anywhere...

The brain teleports them to the smallest rift, to find a perculiar being -

imagine the head of a walrus on the body of a praying mantis with the tail of an anaconda three times the length of the rest of the creature. Then cover the whole thign in rhinocerous skin, but changes colour like a chamleon and your almost there, except you dotn have the saild along its back like an prehistoric dimetrodon.

He is sittign in what appears to be a telephone booth which seems to be considerably larger on the inside and also contain almost every weapon concievable. A sign writted in around 80 000 languages which aoutomatically warps to the languages of the reader says hell build anythign you ask to order. This includes thigns like tanks, battle animals, aircraft and surface to air projectiles.

any ideas?

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

hmm, guestimate on an elven bow with arrows please, ill keep it fairly standard for myself

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

30 coins
10 additional coins for every 100 arrows

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

I got me sixty silver that says i want one bow and three hundred arrows.

I can carry both slung over a shoulder or my back.

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

How about a custom micro-gamma radiation emitting amplifier-on-wheels to fry people with while they listen to the bangin tunes coming from it at the same times?

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

The strange being rolls his eyes

Why do you want the wheeled version when you can get the whole lot in a wristwatch for the new models?

130 money

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

I want a special order for a armour/weapon combination, the armour is a weapon in its own respect and has a nifty set of Quantum energy Blastors built into the shoulders.

Here is a picture of the Techno Armour I wish for the giant being to create for me:
http://www.ajanth.com/teknoman/images/tekno-crystal.jpghttp://www.ajanth.com/teknoman/images/tekno-crystal.jpg

The draw back to the armour is the 30min time limit which metabolically drains a persons body fliuds and may cause them to start mentally breaking down if required to stay transformed in the techno armour state for longer then 30mins.

Quote Please

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

somewhere in the region of 200, dependign on the size of the blasters, they come in 5 inch, 10 inch and 6ft anti-planet special edition,

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

10inch blasters will do fine, I can always buy the hop-up focus rubies to make the beams more intense which negates the 6ft anti-planet cannons.

Now, how much cash do I currently have, and what do I have to hock to get 200

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

the party has 300 in total, you could get 150 for your present armoru and your unused suriken launcher

Additionally he accepts souls as payement of 1 000 000 godl per transfer if you do, but he has controll over you whenever he wants if oyu do.

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

I want it on wheels so I can make it seem like an average portable amplifier. Plus, the microwave gammaray technology could be fit much more powerfully into a 12 amp fitted cabinet.

*loads it up with Interpol & The Black Keys, takes for test-drive, fries Profs legs*

[darkguru]

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300 by 5 is 60 pieces each, which just happens to be what i spent I AM keeping my soul, no one even suggest it.

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

Ill stick with my new toy. *hugs the lightsabre happily*

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

Anything, you say?

...how much for a fully-fuctioning Egg-o-Matic with interchangeable weaponry?

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

that will cost exactly 6 000 000 due to rare, dangerous and improbably components