The Oddestsey

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

YAY, Im invincible

Lets ask the brain, or Steven/Tom can eat it to increase their intellect.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

The cogitor says:

a) In reguards to Nimera fighting Doomforall

He is not invincible, however the rift blood has embued him with vast physical strength, making him difficult to harm. Of coruse the rift staff essentially obliterates any matter it coems into contact with save the hands of Doomforall and as such theres not really any defense agaisnt it. Doomforalls reaction time is only fractionalyl ogner than the time it takes for light to move 1mm and therefore odds of besting him in combat are approximatly 1 000 000 000 000 000 to 1 in Doomoforalls favour.

b) In reguards to the Seven Lords

In addition to the two you have already encountered, Lord Doomforall and Berenhotep the other Lods (or ladies) are as follows:

Suseega

Human in appearance but probably not otherwise, she is Doomforalls closest friend but very powerful in her own right, she is rumoured to be jus tas fast as Doomforall if not so powerful. She is about 5ft 9 with pale skin, hair and eyes. she weilds what is technically the only pair of weapons capable of countering the rift staff; the erekmuhalne a pair of tanto which reflect everything they come into contact with. However they are bound to her soul as the rift staff is bound to Doomforalls. she is also unbelievably dextrous and can preform jumps of several thousand feet and land precisely, its also rumoured she can fly.

Gruthdar Bigaxe

A vast barbarian giant from the far North, two hundred feet tall with an axe which has a head around the size of a lorry. He is allied with Berenhotep and his skin is so thick that a katana thrust as full length into itwouldnt pierce his skin. He is also practically immune to magic and commands the whole of the Northlands with his iron fist.

Seluni Shahrune

A nagini from the tropics, she looks like a slender asain woman fro the waist upwards but below she has the body of a large and pwoerful serpent, is the most powerful user of true magic on the hubworld, althoguh she has no formal alliance she favours Doomforall.

Fernando De la Mort

The infamous pirate, controlls the seas with an iron fist, has protected himself with so many charms, amulets and technological thingimadoos he would be practically unkillable by anythign readily available to people. He is around 7ft and favours use of his static charged rapier. He dislieks all the other lords yet confides in Seluni to an extent and sympathises mroe with the aims of Berenhotep.

Mernon Roh

A late middle aged man, he has harnessed a combination of psychic powers with jedi training to create an unmatchable adversary. He is prehaps the msot intellectual of the lot, and wisest too, he gives counsel to al lthe others. However he rarely wrangles directly himself and only intervenes when he sees necessary.

Odds of beatign any of these are in excess of 100 000 000 000 to one in their favour, Berenhotep is higher still.

c) Reguardign the rifts

The rifts would destroy all universes, save a few unlinked ones and parasite universes. Essentially none of them would ever have existed fi they are destroyed. At present number fo open rifts destruction will occur within a year. If you were to close all rifts save one it would take approximatly 10 000 years for this to come about. However it must be born in mind that once The proffessor dies there will be no stoppign the rifts.

d) Reguardign Rasputus

Rasputus is an informer to Berenhotep, he believes that Doomforall doesnt know of this, althoguh he does. He dislikes Doomforall because althoguh Doomforall freed the gargoyles fro mthier imprisonment on the southern continnt he failed to save Rasputus son by minutes, and has held him in dislike since then. However he serves him loyally until he has a reason to turn agaisnt his master.

e) Reguarding Doomforall

Doomforall cannot take out the rifts himself for two reasons, firstly he is not the proffessor so the rift would not respond to him, secondly, and mroe importantly brining the rift staff into proximity with the rifts would cause a chain reaction break down, causign an increase in collapse rate of the universes by the power of 48 x 10³ hence the universes with current number of hoels would be destoryed practically insantaniously.

As to why Doomforall hasnt wiped out the other lords i becasue he knows he can, yet he hates himself for what he did on his home earth, ad does not wish to repat such action. Besides it is only Fernado, Berenhotep and Gruthdar who stand agaisnt him.

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And now Berenhotep makes his offer

In the temple leis the rift, I will not stop you closing it, but I will enact a forcefield around a marble sized piece of it, preserving it, therefore it will be vastly shrunk in size, but still fully usable by soemone with the magic of myself.

You may then close all the other rift portals with no problem, oh and Doomforall doesnt know of our meeting, behind that wall is a beign known as a navigator, from the unioverse which inlcudes the planet arrakis, its presense prevents us beign overheard by those of a psychic or godly disposiotn

What is your choice?

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

Mmm...brains. *eats Brain of Cogitor* My intelligence goes up ^infinity, Alex!

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Tom

a) That doesnt work, youll probably just get fatal food poisoning cos its several thousand years past tis sell by date and
b) The brain is Franks, so you cant

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

a) Dude, I severed an arm and put on a bionic one and attached it to my brain. I think I can eat an old brain :P

b) Not any more. Plus, hes probably got another one in his pocket, eh Franky?

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

If your goign to be like that...

Suddenly a bolt of lgihtning stikes from the heaven hitting Tom to within an inch of his life, all features of his bionic arm except the harpoon have been damaged to a point where they will require components to repair, including the strength bonus.

Frank holds his brain protectivly

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

The moral fo this story is: Dont argue with the writer

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

I dislike Berenhoteps proposal for the following reasons.

1) The brain didnt say how big the rift would have to be to destroy the Universe. I think it can be safely assumed that even a marble sized one would be a bad idea.

2) I dislike the idea of America being the only world superpower, so why would I like the idea of only one lord having the power of the rifts?

Berenhotep cant stop us for the following reaons:

1) Even if he kills us, the rifts will destroy the Universe with him in it. I doubt he wants that.

2) He could, theoretically, kill all of us but the Prof, but then how would he be able to close the rifts by himself? The Rifts will remain, so refer to point 1.

3) Therefore, I think a compromise is in order. Berenhotep doesnt kill us, we go to close the rifts, but give him one of the Chaos Emeralds in exchange. Also, he can take Rasputus with him.

As for the next action, I say we go kill the Navigator. Ive read Dune, and know that, while Navigators can sense impending disasters, they are quite weak psyhically. Now that Ive said that, the Navigator in question will sense this and run off, so thats THAT problem sorted. God damn do I ever rule?

Also *inserts Brain in pocket*

Try eating it now

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

I think Alex has a bit of a problem distinguishing my joke messages from my serious ones...

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Ive always been all for closing the voids, still am.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Nah, I just felt like strikign you with lightning

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

Also *inserts Brain in pocket*

Try eating it now

He might just trying to eat it out of your pants

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

Well how was I to know Tom had decided to ally with our homosexual friends?:P

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Aaron, Tom, Steve, we need your decisions, Doomforall or Beronhortep?

Alexs page has profiles for the Lords.

I say Doomforall.

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

Well, since I know flip-all about Beronhortep and I already know that Lord Doomforall is a near-omnipatant megalomaniac whose probably infinately more twisted and freakishly evil than me, Doomforall sounds like a solid choice to me