The Oddestsey

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Cool, ill take the cat.

*Walks out of the store, sees battleship, stomps foot and yells Forgetmenot*

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

*eats the black cat before it can curse him* Opps

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Its a pity you got the wrong one

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

Woohoo! A smartened salamander and the cane now has an improved death laser - quite a successful little shopping spree IMO

On a side note, everyone provide me with a celebrity likeness (Frank, in your case a home pic, celebrity would work also though if you prefer) cos once Aaron gets round to sending me Photoshop, i want to do a group banner.

If you refer to me too, I guess Im kinda like a younger and pimplier Peter Cushing If you have MSN, I can wing you a crude Paint pic of myself, though

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

heh, i do have MSN but i cant do that through uni servers so it would have to be through email.

heh, ill have to get Firestorm and the as yet unnamed (UNEATEN) cat, sigh, whats the bet it starts to answer to Forgetmenot?

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

i was going to do a drawing anyway but go ahead

anyway: descison for the ship please if you want to go anywhere plus if yuor going to get a stable animal

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

*Points to hypogiff with a questioning grunt (info), points to griffin and emphatically shakes head. Points to big ol battleship, stomps foot and yells Forgetmenot. Strokes cat who perked ears up at my yell *sigh* it already thinks that thats its name.* (oh the innuendos with stroking the cat ) any stats for the feline?

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Oh, and go ahead and do a drawing, that woulod be cool as well.

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

I already had your oppinions on these matters, its the others I need, lol

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

*Looks at the battleship*

Dude!

*Hearts appear in thought bubble over head*

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Heh, i have a mate who runs his own rpgs who is keeping tabs on this and he whipped up some stats for our pets

Forgetmenot (NPC)
HP: 12 / 12
XP: 0
Weapon: Claws
Weapon Damage: 7-15
Weapon Speed: Very High
Stat Up Bonus/Penalty: +0 XP Needed
Natural Defense: 2
Armour: fur (weight 1)
Armour Defense: 2
Max Carry Weight: 2
Magic Type: Curse

Current Special Abilities:
Retract Claws
Curse With Bad Luck

Firestorm (NPC)
HP: 21 / 21
XP: 0
Weapon: Teeth
Weapon Damage: 2-6
Weapon Speed: High
Stat Up Bonus/Penalty: +0 XP Needed
Natural Defense: 4
Armour: Scales (weight 2)
Armour Defense: 3
Max Carry Weight: 4
Magic Type: Fire

Current Special Abilities:
Breathe Fire
Flameproof

Anyways, just thought id post them, see what you think.

erm...Forgetmenot *hears a meow* No, not you...erm...sorry...forgetmenot*

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Just to give you an idea of my stats heres the completed ones belonging to aaron: ive added som mroe columns to cover extra thigns but those look rpetty good

Nimeria Valencia
Upgrades: none
Status: weresmurf (+ 30 regeneration, transformation to smurf, critical weakness to silver)
Super moves: nova slash
HP: 102 / 102
XP: 20
Weapon: Atomic Katana (weight 3)
Weapon Damage: 50-85
Weapon Speed: High
Off-hand Weapon: Fire Warriors Gauntlet
Weapon Damage: 90-110
Weapon Speed: fast
Stat Up Bonus/Penalty: +1 XP Needed
Natural Defense: 8
Armour: night Camouflage (weight 4)
Armour Defense: 5
Max Carry Weight: 60
Magic Type: Illusions

Current Special Abilities:
Blinding light
Blood Drain
Phantasmal self
Weresmurf form

Inventory
Atomic Katana (weight 3)
Night Camouflage (weight 4)
Fire Warriors Gauntlet (weight 5)
Rapid fire suriken launcher (attack v. fast, 30-70 damage weight 7)

Current free weight: 40 / 60


Party Money: 300

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

The group head off towards the Delphinus and board it, from what they have been
told there allowed free because the ship needs ballast because it would sit too high in the water otherwise and so the man sized electric rodents with eye shadow and dog collars welcome them aboard.

The ship begins to trawls out of harbour at a surprising speed for something so big. Its massive titanium bulk seeming unassailable, everything goes smoothly, the shjip to large to be rocked by the waves.

€¦€¦..


A few hours in the look out man sights something to the right of the boat, it appears to be a scrawny man in a coracle, with leathery brown skin. He appears to have some form of flute with him, he puts it to his lips and plays a strange tune.

Suddenly massive tentacles wrap themselves around the deck of the ship, the little man has summoned a kraken!

You are being attached by a kraken!

The group jump onto the deck to help the pikachus. There are literally hundreds of tentacles. Tom sets to work with the blue laser severing about thirty limbs quickly and efficiently and dropping them writhing to the deck. Nimera also spins through tentacles with his blade severing more and more, but for every one they slash down another wraps itself over the sides. The tentacles have pushed Frank back into a corner where he is fighting to free himself, the shorsword useless in such a small fighting situation hes resorted to smaller weapons and bursts of electricitiy to keep them from getting hold of him. Suddenly€¦.

Frank slams down hard vertically with the fish with a blow that would crush a human skull onto the largest tentacle and whips his own poisonous weapon across it with a loud snap in a way that would snap a neck. The tentacle he€™s attached is battered and gradually going blue as the octopus venom seeps into it.

Frank has learned super move; Seafood surprise!

The tentacle writhes about knocking into the others. The Professor is whirling through the masses with his cane sending bursts of green laser into all the surroundings suddenly one of the tentacles charges pull pelt towards him looking as though it will knock him out. He pauses and hold the cane vertically across his face and at the last possible second pivots across on one foot around in an arc, the tentacle passes him by for an instant but before it can retaliate he rams the spines end of the cane into its flesh behind the tip, the cane throbs green for a second down its length and suddenly the tentacle explods in a shower of green gunk.

Prof. Vengeance ahs learned super move: Detonat stabb!

Sarah is slinging the mace from left to right crushing tips of tentacles into a mass, she went to aid some of the pikachus who have been electrocuting the tentacles although several have fallen now. A tentacle grabs her by the arm and spins her round but she crushes, a few meters away Nimera performs a nova slash blasting back a mass of tentacles into a charred lump but more replace them.

Tom can be seen at the edge, hes recharged enough of his blue laser for a shot but instead, hes grabbed one of the writhing limbs and crushed its tip with his hydraulic arm. He noticed a few meters away firestorm is in a corner, charring limbs with his fiery breath and they drop to the floor in a pile of ash, but he can€™t gain any ground. Most of the party have whip marks and sucker marks across their skin and even the vampire is beginning to tire. His katana sheathed now and sending suriken into tentacles severing small ones and hurting large ones. He launches a fireball into a large tentacle.

Sarah is useign her implant she has taken ctonroll of one of the larger tentacles and using it to smash into the others and crushes them while herself wielding the morning star and the blade.

Suddenly she throws them into the air end to end and they seems to spins around each other faster and faster in a wheel of pain. It launches into the myriad of tentacles sending piles of kraken out in shreds across the deck.

Sarah has learned super move; €˜steel maelstrom€™

The group are fighting for their lives, there seems to be an endless supply of tentacles. Tom decides to go for all of nothing, he charges forward to the side where the tentacles are coming from into the throbbing mass and unleashes everything at ones in a massive burst. An eagle, kangaroo and lizard suddenly pop into existence and attack the tentacles surrounding them causing the mass. Tom fires his flintlock into it coasign it to writhe and then unleashes all four functions of his arm into the mass obliterating a massive chunk of flesh but it just reveals move.

Tom Roper has learned: Ultra blast

Suddenly a shadowy figure drops down from the next tier of the with catlike agility landing softy and unharmed from the hundreds of feet drop, no one recognises him and no one knows how he got there.

He is around 6 foot tall and is a little scrawny, he has bushy eyebrows, though not massively so and quite a prominent jaw. He also has a large thatch of hair on his head which is long enough to cover his forehead, making it seem much larger then it actually is, he appears to be wearing a pair of slightly baggy trousers, a really old and tatty pair of trainers which at one point may have been blue. He is also wearing a plain orange t shirt and a jacket which goes down to his thighs. His looks familiar but for the snowy white hair, his eyes are prominent and grey.

Suddenly he focuses inwards a second and all the tentacles leave their existing target and attack him, but from somewhere he has got a weapn. It looks slightly like the blade of a light sabre, but black and with no hilt, but stretched out to seven foot in length, he whirls it through and merely touching the tentacles destroys them. He spins rapidly moving quicker than the eyes can follow, with one hand he casts magic, a swarm of rapidly moving objects summoned by one hand are revealed to be jagged shards of metal and he blasts them into the mass. Of tentacles, then with the mere flick of the wrist the entire vast kraken is lifted into the air, writhing helplessly, the vast bulk of the beast unable to support itself out of water it gradually drops apart dead. The little man in the boat has got a rifl from somewhere and takes a shot at the man, he raises an eyebrow as he hears the shot and snaps his hand out, catching something in it. He then throws the pellet into the air a couple of times and then hurls it back at unbelievable speeds. It hits the little musician between the eyes and kils him.

He turns around to the stunned party, hello, I am Lord Doomforall, or just Alex. I believe we have much to talk about.

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

Ive come up with a tactic for fighting any more nasties. Im going to spin myself on the spot with my arms stretched out while generating heat from the gauntlets to create a flamin tornado Its defensive and offensive

Anyone feel the need to attack this show off?

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

Forgetmenot *Strokes the cat that has now taken that as a name.*