The Oddestsey

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

I do.
Alex.....Free night in a red light district.......With one Pissy-Half-Elf

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

I see a connection. Between my FIST and your FACE!

*flattens Chris*

HA!

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

*Laughs as Tom steps out of the ship and falls earthwards seeing as he doesnt have a helihat, uses the wind to stop Tom at the last moment and turn him upside down, holding him in place, me out of range of his weaponary.* Excuse me, Tom?

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

I flattened you with my robotic extension fist, not with my body...duh...

Or I could summon Ayers Rock on you. Dumbarse.

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

*Grabs Chris with his TK powers holding him still while he uses his super strength to kidney punch him*

lol. I love this thread

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

For heavens sake Im away at my great aunts 90th birthday for 3 days and you lto start killign each other. I need to backtrack now and work otu what you lto are actually trying to do. Bear with me.

[knightrous]

The Oddestsey

Well Tom is floating in the wind and is ready to drop the worlds largest landmark on Chris and Im kidney punching Chris.....

The others have fallen through a rift and are MIA....

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

Or in more serious terms, me and Chris are flying off to see the Nugachi and the alien things, Aaron and Tom are off for a burger with the Americans and liable to gain 500 KGs, and God knows what Steves up to.

[steven_mcg]

The Oddestsey

Well, while that whole kefuffle was going on between yous guyses, I found the time to finish up that autobiography of mine - Mein Scheise

As for the plan, how about I go along with Frank and Chris? Aaron and Tom can help themselves to one of me Emeralds too (but bagsie the green one! )

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

Well, if I extract three air tanks for scuba diving, and a comedy drum of petrol, could Steve turn them into neat-ass rocket packs?

[Guest]

The Oddestsey

Im sure I could. Ive probably got a datasheet in my memory about how to make rocket packs from petrol drums and scuba tanks.

[darkguru]

The Oddestsey

*Gets fed up of hanging by head and dips towards the ground, levitating a large mound of earth to Magneto myself around in*

In other words...bump

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

Im writing a plot filler section tomorrow with any luck, bear with me, Ive got three batches of coursework due

[alex_holt]

The Oddestsey

The crew was undecided, what could be done about this situation, it was clear that they could not agree, both Gruthdar and Berenhotep weighed upon their minds, their vast, powerful figures dominating their plans, foes of unquestionable power, who would stop at nothing to finish whatever they wished for, control of the rift gates, those dark and menacing holes to the void. But as they steered the vast flying ship they went towards a deep cloud, tall and deep, the gleaming shell of the vast ship a mere speck in its wake, and they vanished, travelling at hundreds of miles an hour. They emerged from the vast inky murk of the towering vapour to see a different landscape. The peculiar patchwork landscape of the world was no more, the sky was filled with red, and black smoke billowed across its scarred horizons. The land was pocketed with craters, smashed holes in the land landscape, and the world was a flame with searing fire, life drained turning the surface to a dead husk.

They gawped, not knowing what to make of this devastation, the five of them, and their associates glaring across the grand planes, bearing witness to the vast destructive powers before them, spread as a blanket of death before the gasped on lookers.

€˜Well done my foolish friends€™ sneered the familiar voice of Lord Doomforall behind them€™, you stepped into the most obvious trap imaginable, and even your fantastical ship could avert the dark fate that has been wrought by your inability to think, the cloud is a time-sink, travelling through it takes but moments, but the outside world moves by a month to a second, they were one of the first thigns that Berenhotep bought through using his control over the rift, while you went off on your follies, now Fernando is dead, and Gruthdar and Berenhotep have power over this world, even my power is now finite, and now I must attempt to aid in the cleaning of this diabolical mess. Mernon Roh and another lord, I have yet to determine which, have been extradited to a parallel universe to remove them, tow new lords have been bought in to replace them. We now ride to battle against Syramis Darkeye , and I am not looking forward to it, for his reality is so compacted that even the rift staff will only be able to cut shallowly into his being. But he must be vanquished, for he is the gatekeeper to the lair of Gruthdar, and without passing him we cannot hope to confront Berenhotep while he still has allies.€™

With that Doomforall clicked his fingers and the group found themselves before their adversary. Its shape resembled a spider monkey, but vast, twice the height of a double-decker bus, and with six arms ending it long hooks, its eyes were even more eerie, black orbs, and rather than just two it had eight in a ring around its head. It seemed vaguely insectoid with a smooth shiny exoskeleton rather than normal fur. Its mouth opened freakishly wide, revealing thousands of spiny teeth which jutted forth in every direction. Its tail tip seemed to be covered in thick hairs, which Doomforall revealed was coated in burning toxins.

€˜Doomforall€™ it hissed.
€˜Syramis€™ the lord replied slowly and coldly.
€˜I know why you wish to be here fallen lord, but your dark trick and petty followers will not help you here, defend yourself€¦.€™

And now here is where you decide how your going to do away with a Lord, a particularly formidable one at that, remember Doomforall is at your side and he is basically indestructible if no longer invincible.

[pcbore]

The Oddestsey

My plan is to wind up the lightsabre, then throw it at him, allowing Aaron and/or Chris to move it via TK and slice at his legs, and use my electricity on his eyes.