Re: Mechanical Maelstrom Season 3.0
*Opening music plays to various pictures of robots being destroyed in previous seasons*
They came to fight... They came to destroy... They came to win...
The Box Is Locked, The Lights Are On - Let The Wars Begin!
Welcome back robot fans! Quite a while ago we saw the opening fights of round 2, with some rather surprising results in the form of the seeds Gabriel V and Traffic Warden both falling to newcomers - Delirium Tremors and Eye of Ran II respectively!
Battleboard
Spin Dash Unleashed [#8] vs. Mobile Failure 2.5
Back to Rock III [#10] vs. Wedginator X
Tonight we have two more battles on this menu, featuring Season 1.0 veterans Spin Dash Unleashed and the bot that knocked it out of Season 2.0, Back to Rock III. They€™re both fighting relatively new machines that debuted in Annihilation, but were refined for competition this season. The question is will two more seeds fall prey to new blood, or will the newbies end up in the loser€™s melee with more experienced opposition?
Ranked #8, Spin Dash Unleashed!
MMpts ~ 14
Season 3.0 Hitlist ~ FrenZy, SOTAR, Nitro-Gene 5.0
Mobile Failure 2.5!
MMpts ~ 7
Season 3.0 Hitlist ~ Assegai, Knyfe, Sheer Heart Attack 2 [#1]
Roboteers, standby!
Booth Red: Team Braveheart
Booth Blue: Team Alt
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Immediate aggression from both parties in this round, as the low blue box of SDU gets out of the starting square with imminent velocity and spins up the saw blade with a nasty whirring noise, heading in Failure€™s direction! Tracy comes forward to meet her opponent though and Steven backs off, not wanting to put himself within reach of that deadly axe. Failure comes forward though and shows aggression, swinging her axe over in an attempt to whack the seeded machine, but Steven reacts quickly and dodges away before quickly driving back on the attack, slamming into the front corner of Mobile Failure as it€™s axe slams uselessly onto the steel floor with a huge noise! Steven rams Tracy backwards across the arena and into the spike strip, the saw making a good attack of this against a tyre of MF2.5, but Tracy is far from beaten so soon in the match and squirms into position, launching another onslaught and putting a large dent in the top of the seeded machine with her pneumatic weaponry! Pinning the blue robot Tracy guns her lynch motors and begins to drive SDU backwards across the arena, but their drive is very similar and with two extra wheels Steven wins the sumo this time, pushing MF2.5 back against the spikes, but losing his weak grip in the process and allowing the newcomer to drive away before coming back on a swift attack, this time successfully out-manouevring the blue box to get the hinged wedge under the side skirt of the experienced bot and Tracy brings the axe over again, this time right onto the bottom right tyre of SDU!
The crowd €œooohs!€ as the painful puncture is made, with Tracy latching on tight and ramming SDU across the arena now, into the spike strip on the opposite side of the arena! She retracts her axe, pushing further underneath before she brings it down again, this time onto the tyre in front of the one she previously axed! Steven winces in the control booth, and Tracy hangs on doggedly until the judges rule that 30 seconds of pinning have elapsed. She grudgingly relinquishes her grip and reverses across the arena, allowing SDU some breathing space, which he quickly makes use of, turning around in a large U and slamming the saw into the side skirt of MF2.5! However, he now moves with a severe limp, bumping up and down slightly due to the worrying punctures on his right side. The saw munches away at the skirt for a few seconds, but SDU has lost a lot of his pushing power now and MF2.5 is able to back away before driving back in on the attack, getting underneath the front corner of the machine and bringing the axe down into play again, turning the former dent into a rather large crater! Wasting no time on attempting to pin SDU this time Tracy swiftly retracts and refires the axe multiple times while Steven attempts in vain to escape, reversing away as fast as his hindered drivetrain will allow! MF2.5 is just as fast and more manoeuvrable though and follows the ranked robot, repeatedly using its weapon to good effect until with one mighty blow it breaks through the hardox completely, burying the axe head into the low frame of SDU and pushing the Scottish machine backwards across the arena and into the barrier!
Tracy pulls the axe free of her opponent, but only momentarily, not allowing Steven any chance to escape this bloody attack before she slams the huge weapon down again, surely breaking something inside SDU purely with the force of her attack! She misses the hole made earlier this time, but the blue machine shudders violently with the blow before making an attempt at it€™s own attack now, turning and bringing the saw into play on the skirt it crumpled earlier on, this time breaking it at the front hinge by ripping at the corner, and now this will greatly hinder MF2.5€™s mobility, as the skirt drags along the floor when Tracy moves! She attempts to go back on the attack, swinging over the axe again, but narrowly misses this time, striking the floor with a smattering of sparks instead. Steven continues his valiant attack, pushing against the side of Failure and now ripping off the skirt entirely, leaving his saw free to play with the tyres of the white and purple machine, pushing it against the barrier as the saw comes into play, slicing away at those tyres hungrily! Tracy panics and tries to reverse away, managing to do so, but driving over the saw with both wheels on one side as she does so, adding to the damage already caused to them and detracting from her manouevrability considerably! Up in the control booth she looks concerned, but all the same drives back on the attack of SDU and smashes Steven€™s successful rammer with her axe one last time before the buzzer sounds to signal the end of the match! The axehead slams directly into the hole made earlier, splintering the edges of it and sending tiny fragments of hardox flying in all directions, having made a damaging point quite significantly at the end of the match there.
CEASE!
Both robots are still mobile (barely!), so let€™s go to the judges!
Judge€™s Decision:
Damage ~ Mobile Failure 2.5 not only punctured two of SDU€™s six tyres, but put a sizeable hole in the top armour which it later expanded. Numerous hits from the axe cratered the top armour and scored a lot of points for Team Alt in this category. On the other hand, Spin Dash Unleashed sawed away at a lot of Failure€™s armour and also ripped away a side skirt before causing severe damage to the tyres, so Steven must also be heavily credited in this category.
17/13 in favour of Mobile Failure 2.5
Aggression ~ Both robots were very aggressive throughout, even when they had taken a lot of damage in previous onslaughts. Spin Dash appeared slightly more aggressive in a pushing match early on, but so did Mobile Failure when moving in one for final attack later in the round. A close call, and fairly even, but the repeated attacks by Mobile Failure in the middle of the round edge it in favour of Team Alt.
11/9 in favour of Mobile Failure 2.5
Control ~ Both robots suffered damage to their manouevrability throughout the round, with SDU coping slightly better due to it€™s six wheels as opposed to Failure€™s four. It also won a pushing match earlier in the round, although MF2.5 pinned SDU against the barrier for the full thirty seconds earlier on, again just edging the category in favour of Team Alt.
6/4 in favour of Mobile Failure 2.5
Overall ~ 34/26 in favour of Mobile Failure 2.5
Spin Dash Unleashed [#8] is the next seed to fall; Mobile Failure 2.5 advances to the quarter-finals!
Battleboard
Spin Dash Unleashed [#8] vs. Mobile Failure 2.5
Back to Rock III [#10] vs. Wedginator X
Ranked #10, Back to Rock III!
MMpts ~ 12
Season 3.0 Hitlist ~ Sauron, Intriguality, Bio-Hazard
Wedginator X!
MMpts ~ 9
Season 3.0 Hitlist ~ Typhoon 2, BIACS-By Popular Demand, Gehenna 2 [#11]
Roboteers, standby!
Booth Red: Team Varying Everyday
Booth Blue: Team Zlayerz
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Both contestants are off to quick start here, with Back to Rock III making the initial onslaught and heading on the attack of Wedginator. Kody is playing a more tactical match and drives out cautiously, keeping his front end facing BTRIII for now. Martijn attempts to drive in quickly and get underneath Wedginator and does so, but only for a brief moment, as Kody spins away and slams into the side skirt of Team Varying Everyday€™s robot, but fails to thwart it on this occasion! Still, no harm done to either machine and Wedginator quickly reverses before driving back on the attack. Martijn turns to face Kody and goes on the attack, this time being far too fast for the Team Zlayerz machine and getting in underneath the front blade, pushing Kody quickly backwards across the arena and into the spike strip! Kody looks concerned from the control booth, but digs his heels in and attempts to push Martijn back across the arena, but to no avail, as the seeded machine has the benefit of having more wheels and a more powerful drivetrain. Martijn now activates his lifter and levers Wedginator up slightly, pushing forward to slam it against the barrier and bring the saw blade into play! An aesthetically pleasing shower of titanium sparks is produced, but no real damage caused. Martijn makes the most of this attack though and holds Kody against the barrier for a few seconds before the unranked competitor fires its flipper, loosening its opposition€™s grip and knocking itself sideways to the floor!
Nice moves from the Team Zlayerz camp there, and Martijn is forced to think quickly and j-hooks away from the arena wall, but Wedginator is quickly back on the attack and drives in underneath the front corner of BTRIII just as the lifter resets, now powering across the arena and firing the flipper to send the #10 ranked robot tumbling onto the arena floor flipper! The hazard fires, flipping BTR onto its back, as it had done a complete barrel roll onto the flipper. Martijn quickly self-rights, but Kody isn€™t relenting and drives underneath BTRIII again, now slamming it against the arena wall and fires the flipper again, throwing the seeded machine up onto the barrier! It teeters precariously, and Martijn activates the lifter hoping to upset the balance correctly, but it€™s too late! A pneumatic flipper perhaps would have been able to fire quickly enough and with adequate power to catapult itself back into the arena Roobarb-style, but BTR had already rocked in the wrong direction and the use of it€™s electric lifter only served to propel itself out of the arena quicker! What a shock result as yet another seed is confined to the loser€™s melees!
CEASE!
Back to Rock III [#10] needs to go back to the drawing board; Wedginator X advances to the quarter-finals!
Battleboard
Spin Dash Unleashed [#8] vs. Mobile Failure 2.5
Back to Rock III [#10] vs. Wedginator X
Next up...
Battleboard
Wedga Ennea [#5] vs. The Servant€™s Assistant
Hypertension MK3.5 [#2] vs. Autoism 4.0 [#12]
*Opening music plays to various pictures of robots being destroyed in previous seasons*
They came to fight... They came to destroy... They came to win...
The Box Is Locked, The Lights Are On - Let The Wars Begin!
Welcome back robot fans! Quite a while ago we saw the opening fights of round 2, with some rather surprising results in the form of the seeds Gabriel V and Traffic Warden both falling to newcomers - Delirium Tremors and Eye of Ran II respectively!
Battleboard
Spin Dash Unleashed [#8] vs. Mobile Failure 2.5
Back to Rock III [#10] vs. Wedginator X
Tonight we have two more battles on this menu, featuring Season 1.0 veterans Spin Dash Unleashed and the bot that knocked it out of Season 2.0, Back to Rock III. They€™re both fighting relatively new machines that debuted in Annihilation, but were refined for competition this season. The question is will two more seeds fall prey to new blood, or will the newbies end up in the loser€™s melee with more experienced opposition?
Ranked #8, Spin Dash Unleashed!
MMpts ~ 14
Season 3.0 Hitlist ~ FrenZy, SOTAR, Nitro-Gene 5.0
Mobile Failure 2.5!
MMpts ~ 7
Season 3.0 Hitlist ~ Assegai, Knyfe, Sheer Heart Attack 2 [#1]
Roboteers, standby!
Booth Red: Team Braveheart
Booth Blue: Team Alt
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!
Immediate aggression from both parties in this round, as the low blue box of SDU gets out of the starting square with imminent velocity and spins up the saw blade with a nasty whirring noise, heading in Failure€™s direction! Tracy comes forward to meet her opponent though and Steven backs off, not wanting to put himself within reach of that deadly axe. Failure comes forward though and shows aggression, swinging her axe over in an attempt to whack the seeded machine, but Steven reacts quickly and dodges away before quickly driving back on the attack, slamming into the front corner of Mobile Failure as it€™s axe slams uselessly onto the steel floor with a huge noise! Steven rams Tracy backwards across the arena and into the spike strip, the saw making a good attack of this against a tyre of MF2.5, but Tracy is far from beaten so soon in the match and squirms into position, launching another onslaught and putting a large dent in the top of the seeded machine with her pneumatic weaponry! Pinning the blue robot Tracy guns her lynch motors and begins to drive SDU backwards across the arena, but their drive is very similar and with two extra wheels Steven wins the sumo this time, pushing MF2.5 back against the spikes, but losing his weak grip in the process and allowing the newcomer to drive away before coming back on a swift attack, this time successfully out-manouevring the blue box to get the hinged wedge under the side skirt of the experienced bot and Tracy brings the axe over again, this time right onto the bottom right tyre of SDU!
The crowd €œooohs!€ as the painful puncture is made, with Tracy latching on tight and ramming SDU across the arena now, into the spike strip on the opposite side of the arena! She retracts her axe, pushing further underneath before she brings it down again, this time onto the tyre in front of the one she previously axed! Steven winces in the control booth, and Tracy hangs on doggedly until the judges rule that 30 seconds of pinning have elapsed. She grudgingly relinquishes her grip and reverses across the arena, allowing SDU some breathing space, which he quickly makes use of, turning around in a large U and slamming the saw into the side skirt of MF2.5! However, he now moves with a severe limp, bumping up and down slightly due to the worrying punctures on his right side. The saw munches away at the skirt for a few seconds, but SDU has lost a lot of his pushing power now and MF2.5 is able to back away before driving back in on the attack, getting underneath the front corner of the machine and bringing the axe down into play again, turning the former dent into a rather large crater! Wasting no time on attempting to pin SDU this time Tracy swiftly retracts and refires the axe multiple times while Steven attempts in vain to escape, reversing away as fast as his hindered drivetrain will allow! MF2.5 is just as fast and more manoeuvrable though and follows the ranked robot, repeatedly using its weapon to good effect until with one mighty blow it breaks through the hardox completely, burying the axe head into the low frame of SDU and pushing the Scottish machine backwards across the arena and into the barrier!
Tracy pulls the axe free of her opponent, but only momentarily, not allowing Steven any chance to escape this bloody attack before she slams the huge weapon down again, surely breaking something inside SDU purely with the force of her attack! She misses the hole made earlier this time, but the blue machine shudders violently with the blow before making an attempt at it€™s own attack now, turning and bringing the saw into play on the skirt it crumpled earlier on, this time breaking it at the front hinge by ripping at the corner, and now this will greatly hinder MF2.5€™s mobility, as the skirt drags along the floor when Tracy moves! She attempts to go back on the attack, swinging over the axe again, but narrowly misses this time, striking the floor with a smattering of sparks instead. Steven continues his valiant attack, pushing against the side of Failure and now ripping off the skirt entirely, leaving his saw free to play with the tyres of the white and purple machine, pushing it against the barrier as the saw comes into play, slicing away at those tyres hungrily! Tracy panics and tries to reverse away, managing to do so, but driving over the saw with both wheels on one side as she does so, adding to the damage already caused to them and detracting from her manouevrability considerably! Up in the control booth she looks concerned, but all the same drives back on the attack of SDU and smashes Steven€™s successful rammer with her axe one last time before the buzzer sounds to signal the end of the match! The axehead slams directly into the hole made earlier, splintering the edges of it and sending tiny fragments of hardox flying in all directions, having made a damaging point quite significantly at the end of the match there.
CEASE!
Both robots are still mobile (barely!), so let€™s go to the judges!
Judge€™s Decision:
Damage ~ Mobile Failure 2.5 not only punctured two of SDU€™s six tyres, but put a sizeable hole in the top armour which it later expanded. Numerous hits from the axe cratered the top armour and scored a lot of points for Team Alt in this category. On the other hand, Spin Dash Unleashed sawed away at a lot of Failure€™s armour and also ripped away a side skirt before causing severe damage to the tyres, so Steven must also be heavily credited in this category.
17/13 in favour of Mobile Failure 2.5
Aggression ~ Both robots were very aggressive throughout, even when they had taken a lot of damage in previous onslaughts. Spin Dash appeared slightly more aggressive in a pushing match early on, but so did Mobile Failure when moving in one for final attack later in the round. A close call, and fairly even, but the repeated attacks by Mobile Failure in the middle of the round edge it in favour of Team Alt.
11/9 in favour of Mobile Failure 2.5
Control ~ Both robots suffered damage to their manouevrability throughout the round, with SDU coping slightly better due to it€™s six wheels as opposed to Failure€™s four. It also won a pushing match earlier in the round, although MF2.5 pinned SDU against the barrier for the full thirty seconds earlier on, again just edging the category in favour of Team Alt.
6/4 in favour of Mobile Failure 2.5
Overall ~ 34/26 in favour of Mobile Failure 2.5
Spin Dash Unleashed [#8] is the next seed to fall; Mobile Failure 2.5 advances to the quarter-finals!
Battleboard
Spin Dash Unleashed [#8] vs. Mobile Failure 2.5
Back to Rock III [#10] vs. Wedginator X
Ranked #10, Back to Rock III!
MMpts ~ 12
Season 3.0 Hitlist ~ Sauron, Intriguality, Bio-Hazard
Wedginator X!
MMpts ~ 9
Season 3.0 Hitlist ~ Typhoon 2, BIACS-By Popular Demand, Gehenna 2 [#11]
Roboteers, standby!
Booth Red: Team Varying Everyday
Booth Blue: Team Zlayerz
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!
Both contestants are off to quick start here, with Back to Rock III making the initial onslaught and heading on the attack of Wedginator. Kody is playing a more tactical match and drives out cautiously, keeping his front end facing BTRIII for now. Martijn attempts to drive in quickly and get underneath Wedginator and does so, but only for a brief moment, as Kody spins away and slams into the side skirt of Team Varying Everyday€™s robot, but fails to thwart it on this occasion! Still, no harm done to either machine and Wedginator quickly reverses before driving back on the attack. Martijn turns to face Kody and goes on the attack, this time being far too fast for the Team Zlayerz machine and getting in underneath the front blade, pushing Kody quickly backwards across the arena and into the spike strip! Kody looks concerned from the control booth, but digs his heels in and attempts to push Martijn back across the arena, but to no avail, as the seeded machine has the benefit of having more wheels and a more powerful drivetrain. Martijn now activates his lifter and levers Wedginator up slightly, pushing forward to slam it against the barrier and bring the saw blade into play! An aesthetically pleasing shower of titanium sparks is produced, but no real damage caused. Martijn makes the most of this attack though and holds Kody against the barrier for a few seconds before the unranked competitor fires its flipper, loosening its opposition€™s grip and knocking itself sideways to the floor!
Nice moves from the Team Zlayerz camp there, and Martijn is forced to think quickly and j-hooks away from the arena wall, but Wedginator is quickly back on the attack and drives in underneath the front corner of BTRIII just as the lifter resets, now powering across the arena and firing the flipper to send the #10 ranked robot tumbling onto the arena floor flipper! The hazard fires, flipping BTR onto its back, as it had done a complete barrel roll onto the flipper. Martijn quickly self-rights, but Kody isn€™t relenting and drives underneath BTRIII again, now slamming it against the arena wall and fires the flipper again, throwing the seeded machine up onto the barrier! It teeters precariously, and Martijn activates the lifter hoping to upset the balance correctly, but it€™s too late! A pneumatic flipper perhaps would have been able to fire quickly enough and with adequate power to catapult itself back into the arena Roobarb-style, but BTR had already rocked in the wrong direction and the use of it€™s electric lifter only served to propel itself out of the arena quicker! What a shock result as yet another seed is confined to the loser€™s melees!
CEASE!
Back to Rock III [#10] needs to go back to the drawing board; Wedginator X advances to the quarter-finals!
Battleboard
Spin Dash Unleashed [#8] vs. Mobile Failure 2.5
Back to Rock III [#10] vs. Wedginator X
Next up...
Battleboard
Wedga Ennea [#5] vs. The Servant€™s Assistant
Hypertension MK3.5 [#2] vs. Autoism 4.0 [#12]
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