Re: ROBOBASH SERIES 2!!!!
Justine: Hi Lewis, I've got some good and bad news.
Lewis: OK, what's the bad news?
Justine: You are up against Axeon.
Lewis: What's the good news?
Justine: If you win, Compression will win the heat and move on to the series semi-finals.
Lewis: OK... hmm. Axeon, eh? Well, I'll get underneath with the barbed wedge, clamp it up, and push it towards the house robots, the pit, and all that kind of jazz. It will be difficult, but it's not impossible, so we'll see what happens. I'm willing to do everything I can to nab the victory.
Justine: Well, hopefully you do well. Good luck.
Lewis: I appreciate it.
Justine: Well, AJ, the time has come for the heat final. You are up against... Compression!
Andy: Compression, well... thank God it's not Hypertension. But yeah, I think it will be a real good battle... but it's not going to be easy, that's for sure. Compression has the pincers. Those pincers with the wedge, that combination is wickedly dangerous. So avoiding the front is probably the way to go here.
Justine: All right, tactics?
Andy: Well, avoid the front, like I said. Get to the sides and rear of the machine and axe it to hell, probably.
Justine: You think you can defeat Compression?
Andy: I don't really know, but even if I don't make it, I won't be disappointed, because Compression is one heck of a great machine. I'll just do my best here.
Justine: Well, hopefully Axeon puts out a good battle. Good luck.
Andy: Thanks.
(* * *)
Dan: Hmm... so what do we think about this battle? Compression with the hinged wedge and pincers, and Axeon with the deadly axe. Compression to me, is more of a dark horse. It's quick at a top speed of 25 mph, and when you combine that with the wedge and pincers, it's a deadly combination. However, Axeon is also quick and has a great pushing power. The axe comes down with a force of a jackhammer, and it's also got one heck of a tough armour. Who do I go for? I can't decide right now. But anyway, let's go and see what happens here!
(* * *)
Sam: We started off with six robots, but now... it's only down to two robots. We've reached the boiling point of the competition; prepare yourselves! IT'S THE HEAT FINAAAAAAAL!!!
(HEAT FINAL!!!)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome...
AXEON!!!
That axe can come down with a heck of a lot of power. Very good machine indeed.
COMPRESSION!!!
Driven by Lewis Matthews, the pincers can be a real devastating weapon.
Roboteers, Stand by...
Let's have a look at the control booths; there's Andy Jackson with the controls of Axeon in one booth, and Lewis Matthews is in the other booth, and he is driving Compression. The house robots in this heat final battle will be from the metal family (
): Mangled Metal with the deadly spinning ring, and also Dead Metal with the pincers and the 3000RPM spinning sawblade.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!
We have activate, and they're off! The heat final is between two very good robots in Axeon and Compression. So far, four rookie machines have been able to escape the heats: GBOD, Eye of Ran, Delirium Tremors and the most recent one being System Shock in the previous heat beating 10th seeds Gabriel. Will Compression join them as the fifth rookie machine to win a heat? Now, don't forget, Axeon has already gone to the series semi's last season, and it's trying to make it two consecutive years in a row. Axeon now gets its axe down on Compression here, and making a dent in the armour. That's a good attack there by the 8th seeded machine. Now, Compression tries to fight back, and crashes into Axeon! Compression is getting its pincers to work, and now it slams Axeon into the saws! BZZZT! Sparks are flying, and the audience goes crazy about it! They sure do love those sparks, don't they?
Anyway, Axeon gets away and drives into Compression's side, and fires the axe down! Compression being pushed into the CPZ of Dead Metal! The house robot welcomes Compression with open arms!
Dead Metal now brings down the 3000RPM sawblade! BZZZT! Oh man, that sounded more painful than a dentist's drill! Compression gets away, and it is doing very well here. It is a newcomer, but it's an awesome machine, I can tell you that now. The pincer has a lot of power in it, and the machine also can go up to 25 mph. Axeon is a great machine as well, as it has a devastating axe, good pushing power, and tough armour to go along with it. Axeon now comes in on the attack on Compression's side, and slams into it! Now, it gets the axe down! It makes a nice dent in the armour, but Compression is oblivious to it! Compression gets away, and now it slams into the side of Axeon and gets underneath! Compression puts the pincers to work again, and Axeon is in trouble as it gets carried into the CPZ of-- oh no, I don't like where this is going... IT WOULDN'T!!!
CRASH!!!
Yes... he did it anyway. Mangled Metal unleashes the fury on Axeon, and the 8th seed is sent SPINNING away there, and the sparks are flying... and Axeon is still okay, and lives to fight another moment or two! Compression is doing very well, like I said, even as a newcomer. However, Axeon slams into Compression now, and gets the axe down! Axeon now starts shoving Compression into the CPZ of Mangled Metal... uh-oh, this doesn't look good-- BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Compression makes a miraculous escape, and gets away JUST barely! Lewis sighs with relief, and Compression now fights back by getting underneath the machine from Shropshire, and it's carrying it towards the saws! BZZZT! Flurries of sparks are littering the arena floor, and the audience is loving it! Now, Axeon gets away, and it slams into the side of Compression again! The Shropshire machine lets its axe down onto the armour of Compression, and slams it into-- OH MY GAWD!!!
CRASH!!!
The sparks are flying as Mangled Metal unleashes its fury on Compression with its spinning ring! Man, that hit was HUGE! Compression is okay somehow, and still continues to battle! Now, Compression is pursuing Axeon relentlessly and slams into it! Compression is getting underneath now, and clamps Axeon in its clutches! Now, it slams Axeon right into the arena saws! BZZZT! Even more sparks are flying now, and Compression is doing very well here against an experienced machine in Axeon. Don't forget, Axeon won its heat last time, beating MacDuff in the Heat M Final. Compression meanwhile, is a rookie, but it has a nasty attitude. It also made the dreaded Hypertension crash out in the second round in a judges' decision. Both machines have got the potential to go far this time around. Axeon with an axe blow to the top of Compression, making a dent there. Axeon causing some damage here, and now, it fires down the axe again on Compression, and pushes it into the CPZ of Dead Metal! The house robot welcomes Compression again, and greets it by holding it in its clutches and bringing that dreaded saw down! BZZZT! Sparks are flying and the audience is going crazy about it again! Compression gets away from Dead Metal, but not from Axeon as it just keeps on bugging the heck out of the newbie! Axeon gets its axe into play here, and whacks away on Compression! Now, it pushes Compression towards Mangled Metal... but Compression gets away just in the nick of time! Compression is able to get away now, and Lewis looks like he can't take it anymore! He is fed up with being pushed around, and he decides to drive Compression towards the pit button! Yawning open is the pit, with the siren and everything. Goodness me, that siren sends chills down my back. Now, Axeon slams into Compression, and axes it up! Now, it starts going towards the pit and taking Compression with it! Compression is in trouble as Axeon wants to end it all here-- BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Compression JUST BARELY escapes! That was good defense there by the newcomer, as it just gets away from the pit by the skin of its chinny-chin-chin!
Now, Lewis drives Compression towards Axeon, and gets underneath the side of it! Now, it clamps Axeon up, and pushes the 8th seeds into the CPZ of... uh-oh, this doesn't look good at all... Axeon trying desperately to get away...
CRASH!!!
Lord have mercy, that is one heck of a hit! Huge amounts of sparks are flying, and Axeon gets absolutely belted by Mangled Metal's spinning ring and spins away out of control! A dent can be seen in Axeon's armour, and it is now limping, as well. I think that caused some damage to the inside as well as the outside of the machine. However, that doesn't stop Axeon from slamming into the newbie and letting its axe down! Axeon rushes towards the pit, taking Compression with it... trying to end it all-- BUT WAIT! Compression makes yet ANOTHER miraculous escape! To be honest, I don't know how it managed to get away...
Compression now rushes towards Axeon, and clamps it up! Now, it is dragging the 8th seeds towards the saws! BZZZT! Now, Axeon gets away, but limping even more... I think that the saws caused damage to one of the wheels. Let's have a look at the close-up camera here... yes, it has! The saws did cause a little bit of damage to the wheels! Axeon and Compression are still duking it out here, and this is a great battle we are seeing here so far! Axeon goes whackidy-whack-whack on Compression with the axe again here! Compression gets away now, and slams into the side of Axeon! Now, it pushes Axeon towards the pit... is it going to be another upset?! NO! Axeon manages to get away, ONLY JUST! I swear, I have no idea how that happened. Lewis can't believe it in the control booth, he's speechless! Axeon gets away now, and axes up the newcomer Compression again! Good aggression shown by last year's series semi-finallist. Compression now slams into the side of Axeon again, getting underneath with the wedge and clamping it up with the pincers! Axeon being pushed towards the pit now... the 8th seed in peril here, is this going to be the end?! BOOM! It's all over! Axeon falls in, and Compression is off to the series semi-finals! Andy puts the controls down, smiles and claps for Lewis. As for Lewis, he smiles triumphantly. Well done to both competitors!
CEASE!
No semi-finals for Axeon this time around.
Compression goes through to the series semi-finals!
(End interview)
Sam: AJ, you were so close!
Andy: Yeah, but I'm not really disappointed. Compression is a heck of a great machine; let me tell you that.
Sam: What went wrong in there?
Andy: Well, I think that he was just too powerful for me, and the machine had the pincers and the spiked wedge combo. Man, it's hard to get out of there.
Sam: Aw well, is Axeon coming back for more?
Andy: Oh you bet. I'm going to make a few modifications to it and come back.
Sam: All right then! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a fantastic competitor, AXEOOOOOOON!!!
(CROWD CHEERS)
Sam: Well Lewis, you have waited for so long, and now you finally did it!
Lewis: I sure did, and I'm looking forward winning more battles.
Sam: Yes! That's what we like to hear. What did you think about the battle?
Lewis: Being in battle with a superb machine like Axeon was difficult, but I did my best, and had a great time.
Sam: Axeon is definitely a superb machine indeed. You think you'll go all the way?
Lewis: Yeah, I have confidence.
Sam: ... and confidence is what we like here! Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the winner of Heat M... COMPRESSIOOOOOON!!!!
(CROWD CHEERS)
Sam: We will see you next time when six more robots clash on Heat N of RoboBash! Good night!
(Crowd cheers, Andy, Lewis and Sam all shake hands)
Next Time...
The sixth seed, previously known as Aftershock, comes back to cause some more destruction in the new form known as 7ROUBLOON! Will it get blown away, or will it cause more trouble and mayhem to its opponents in the warzone?
Justine: Hi Lewis, I've got some good and bad news.
Lewis: OK, what's the bad news?
Justine: You are up against Axeon.
Lewis: What's the good news?
Justine: If you win, Compression will win the heat and move on to the series semi-finals.
Lewis: OK... hmm. Axeon, eh? Well, I'll get underneath with the barbed wedge, clamp it up, and push it towards the house robots, the pit, and all that kind of jazz. It will be difficult, but it's not impossible, so we'll see what happens. I'm willing to do everything I can to nab the victory.
Justine: Well, hopefully you do well. Good luck.
Lewis: I appreciate it.
Justine: Well, AJ, the time has come for the heat final. You are up against... Compression!
Andy: Compression, well... thank God it's not Hypertension. But yeah, I think it will be a real good battle... but it's not going to be easy, that's for sure. Compression has the pincers. Those pincers with the wedge, that combination is wickedly dangerous. So avoiding the front is probably the way to go here.
Justine: All right, tactics?
Andy: Well, avoid the front, like I said. Get to the sides and rear of the machine and axe it to hell, probably.
Justine: You think you can defeat Compression?
Andy: I don't really know, but even if I don't make it, I won't be disappointed, because Compression is one heck of a great machine. I'll just do my best here.
Justine: Well, hopefully Axeon puts out a good battle. Good luck.
Andy: Thanks.
(* * *)
Dan: Hmm... so what do we think about this battle? Compression with the hinged wedge and pincers, and Axeon with the deadly axe. Compression to me, is more of a dark horse. It's quick at a top speed of 25 mph, and when you combine that with the wedge and pincers, it's a deadly combination. However, Axeon is also quick and has a great pushing power. The axe comes down with a force of a jackhammer, and it's also got one heck of a tough armour. Who do I go for? I can't decide right now. But anyway, let's go and see what happens here!
(* * *)
Sam: We started off with six robots, but now... it's only down to two robots. We've reached the boiling point of the competition; prepare yourselves! IT'S THE HEAT FINAAAAAAAL!!!
(HEAT FINAL!!!)
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome...
AXEON!!!
That axe can come down with a heck of a lot of power. Very good machine indeed.
COMPRESSION!!!
Driven by Lewis Matthews, the pincers can be a real devastating weapon.
Roboteers, Stand by...
Let's have a look at the control booths; there's Andy Jackson with the controls of Axeon in one booth, and Lewis Matthews is in the other booth, and he is driving Compression. The house robots in this heat final battle will be from the metal family (

3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!
We have activate, and they're off! The heat final is between two very good robots in Axeon and Compression. So far, four rookie machines have been able to escape the heats: GBOD, Eye of Ran, Delirium Tremors and the most recent one being System Shock in the previous heat beating 10th seeds Gabriel. Will Compression join them as the fifth rookie machine to win a heat? Now, don't forget, Axeon has already gone to the series semi's last season, and it's trying to make it two consecutive years in a row. Axeon now gets its axe down on Compression here, and making a dent in the armour. That's a good attack there by the 8th seeded machine. Now, Compression tries to fight back, and crashes into Axeon! Compression is getting its pincers to work, and now it slams Axeon into the saws! BZZZT! Sparks are flying, and the audience goes crazy about it! They sure do love those sparks, don't they?


CRASH!!!
Yes... he did it anyway. Mangled Metal unleashes the fury on Axeon, and the 8th seed is sent SPINNING away there, and the sparks are flying... and Axeon is still okay, and lives to fight another moment or two! Compression is doing very well, like I said, even as a newcomer. However, Axeon slams into Compression now, and gets the axe down! Axeon now starts shoving Compression into the CPZ of Mangled Metal... uh-oh, this doesn't look good-- BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Compression makes a miraculous escape, and gets away JUST barely! Lewis sighs with relief, and Compression now fights back by getting underneath the machine from Shropshire, and it's carrying it towards the saws! BZZZT! Flurries of sparks are littering the arena floor, and the audience is loving it! Now, Axeon gets away, and it slams into the side of Compression again! The Shropshire machine lets its axe down onto the armour of Compression, and slams it into-- OH MY GAWD!!!
CRASH!!!
The sparks are flying as Mangled Metal unleashes its fury on Compression with its spinning ring! Man, that hit was HUGE! Compression is okay somehow, and still continues to battle! Now, Compression is pursuing Axeon relentlessly and slams into it! Compression is getting underneath now, and clamps Axeon in its clutches! Now, it slams Axeon right into the arena saws! BZZZT! Even more sparks are flying now, and Compression is doing very well here against an experienced machine in Axeon. Don't forget, Axeon won its heat last time, beating MacDuff in the Heat M Final. Compression meanwhile, is a rookie, but it has a nasty attitude. It also made the dreaded Hypertension crash out in the second round in a judges' decision. Both machines have got the potential to go far this time around. Axeon with an axe blow to the top of Compression, making a dent there. Axeon causing some damage here, and now, it fires down the axe again on Compression, and pushes it into the CPZ of Dead Metal! The house robot welcomes Compression again, and greets it by holding it in its clutches and bringing that dreaded saw down! BZZZT! Sparks are flying and the audience is going crazy about it again! Compression gets away from Dead Metal, but not from Axeon as it just keeps on bugging the heck out of the newbie! Axeon gets its axe into play here, and whacks away on Compression! Now, it pushes Compression towards Mangled Metal... but Compression gets away just in the nick of time! Compression is able to get away now, and Lewis looks like he can't take it anymore! He is fed up with being pushed around, and he decides to drive Compression towards the pit button! Yawning open is the pit, with the siren and everything. Goodness me, that siren sends chills down my back. Now, Axeon slams into Compression, and axes it up! Now, it starts going towards the pit and taking Compression with it! Compression is in trouble as Axeon wants to end it all here-- BUT WAIT A MINUTE! Compression JUST BARELY escapes! That was good defense there by the newcomer, as it just gets away from the pit by the skin of its chinny-chin-chin!

CRASH!!!
Lord have mercy, that is one heck of a hit! Huge amounts of sparks are flying, and Axeon gets absolutely belted by Mangled Metal's spinning ring and spins away out of control! A dent can be seen in Axeon's armour, and it is now limping, as well. I think that caused some damage to the inside as well as the outside of the machine. However, that doesn't stop Axeon from slamming into the newbie and letting its axe down! Axeon rushes towards the pit, taking Compression with it... trying to end it all-- BUT WAIT! Compression makes yet ANOTHER miraculous escape! To be honest, I don't know how it managed to get away...

CEASE!
No semi-finals for Axeon this time around.
Compression goes through to the series semi-finals!
(End interview)
Sam: AJ, you were so close!
Andy: Yeah, but I'm not really disappointed. Compression is a heck of a great machine; let me tell you that.
Sam: What went wrong in there?
Andy: Well, I think that he was just too powerful for me, and the machine had the pincers and the spiked wedge combo. Man, it's hard to get out of there.
Sam: Aw well, is Axeon coming back for more?
Andy: Oh you bet. I'm going to make a few modifications to it and come back.
Sam: All right then! Ladies and gentlemen, this is a fantastic competitor, AXEOOOOOOON!!!
(CROWD CHEERS)
Sam: Well Lewis, you have waited for so long, and now you finally did it!
Lewis: I sure did, and I'm looking forward winning more battles.
Sam: Yes! That's what we like to hear. What did you think about the battle?
Lewis: Being in battle with a superb machine like Axeon was difficult, but I did my best, and had a great time.
Sam: Axeon is definitely a superb machine indeed. You think you'll go all the way?
Lewis: Yeah, I have confidence.
Sam: ... and confidence is what we like here! Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the winner of Heat M... COMPRESSIOOOOOON!!!!
(CROWD CHEERS)
Sam: We will see you next time when six more robots clash on Heat N of RoboBash! Good night!
(Crowd cheers, Andy, Lewis and Sam all shake hands)
Next Time...
The sixth seed, previously known as Aftershock, comes back to cause some more destruction in the new form known as 7ROUBLOON! Will it get blown away, or will it cause more trouble and mayhem to its opponents in the warzone?
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