Robot Wars - Evolution

[eene]

Robot Wars - Evolution

Sorry, Joey. Like I said, I havent had Internet since moving into my new house. I do apologise, but I shall wait until Kody returns for his tactics.

[joey_picus]

Robot Wars - Evolution

Dunno how Kody got it, but here you go:

quote:

Fine. Quote this exact message to the forum please:

Bloody Christ...Im facing ME in the final. Well, since Elliot wants his tactics, hes gonna get BOTH of them, but from a rather agitated Mr. Kunz. :P

Storm II: I have good armour, so Ill ram Surgeon Generals disc head-on and stop it from getting up to speed, and try to get it down the pit. Pour on the aggression.

Surgeon General: Ive ripped through titanium before (Hexadecimator) so Ill try and take out Storms sides. Try to avoid the front as much as I can, but keep smacking his sides. And rear too, if it has to come to that.

Thanks Joey. Ooh, and tell Tony that a mystery person told him to make his monobrow only half an inch long. Yeah, AJ told me about the convo: I e-mailed him. xD

Ta.

-Kody

...monobrow? Convo? No idea what hes on about...

[eene]

Robot Wars - Evolution

Sorry if it upset you, Kody.

[eene]

Robot Wars - Evolution

Once again, I am redoing the Demolition Derby, for the last time

Destructive Criticism VS The Revolutionist VS Propellor Head VS Hypno Disc VS 13 Black VS X-Terminator

And after that, the final

Storm II VS Surgeon General

I sense things are a bit slow moving. Its probably normal, but just wondering

[majinb]

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Kody, can you elect someone to take over one of your robots in the final, please. I wasnt trying to be biased, but Im settling back in for the long delay.

You have much to learn, young tournament writer, but you are improving. Back when Kody entered, you agreed he entered Storm II and Surgeon General, so if both happen to make the finals, its only fair that Kody actually controls both bots, as a reward for both bots doing so well, its a bit unfair to punish him for entering such good bots, by having someone else take one of them over, isnt it? :wink:

[eene]

Robot Wars - Evolution

Yes, Martijin, youre right. He didnt seem happy that both his robots were in the competition, though

[joey_picus]

Robot Wars - Evolution

...whos this Martijin fellow?

And you did ask us to enter two bots, so Kody being unhappy that both of his robots were entered in the tournament is an odd concept to me...I wouldnt worry about it though, Kody talks like that at times. He can be nice when he wants to be

[majinb]

Robot Wars - Evolution

Martijn, only 1 i :wink:

If Kody isnt happy with both bots being in the competition he shouldnt have entered them, but I think that isnt the case. Fact is someone facing himself in the final is very rare and strange, but not impossible in tournaments where people enter more than 1 entrant, what he wasnt happy with, I think, is that you asked him to give control of 1 of his bots to someone else, that bit is a bit unfair :wink:, you may have taken his comment the wrong way ELLIOT

[eene]

Robot Wars - Evolution

Kody can enter both his robots into the final. I have no problem with that.

Do any of you want to post predictions for the Demolition Derby?

[majinb]

Robot Wars - Evolution

well Kody didnt really enter his bots into the final, he entered them into the competition and you made them reach the final

for zeh Derby something makes me cheer for Hypno-Disc really, give that old warhorse one final chance!

[eene]

Robot Wars - Evolution

None of us saw that coming. Surgeon General has beaten the best so far and meets Storm II in the final. But first, another special event.

Last time, in the International Inferno, Tornado breezed to victory. Now six robots that have caused endless amounts of destruction will be put in the ring. Only one of them will survive the Demolition Derby!

From Leicestershire, 13 Black!

A semi finalist in Series 6, this robot has two spinning discs that can cause heavy damage. It has a self righting mechanism, but is unreliable.

From Long Beach, in California, Destructive Criticism!

A semi finalist in the US Robot Wars, Destructive Criticism hopes to put down the opposition with its spinning disc. Its invertible, but the wheels are exposed.

From Oxfordshire, Hypno Disc!

Armed with a spinning disc, Hypno Disc is one of Robot Wars most rembembered legends. It has never failed to reach the semi finals in the past and is a 3 time grand finalist.

From Colorado, Propellor Head!

A spinning bar provides the weaponry and fast speeds make Propellor Head a good robot. It can be hard to control, though.

From West Palm Beach, in Florida, The Revolutionist!

Runners up in the first US Robot Wars, this machine hopes to revolt against our own machines with its spinning shell. It might drive into a wall with no damage, but it has no self-righting mechanism.

From Hereford, in Herefordshire, X-Terminator!

Twice semi finalists in the past. It has a spinning disc that can take large parts of robots off. Its slow at 9mph though.

Roboteers, stand by!

B1: 13 Black, Destructive Criticism, Hypno Disc
B2: Propellor Head, The Revolutionist, X-Terminator
House Robots: Sir Killalot, Matilda and Shunt

3-2-1: Activate!

This is going to be very good, I can tell you. Destructive Criticism rams into The Revolutionist, sending it spinning away in a shower of sparks! Hypno Disc hits the back of X-Terminator, who gets hit again by 13 Black. Propellor Head staying out of trouble but smacked by The Revolutionist. Sparks fly. 13 Black presses the pit release button, only for Hypno Disc to hit it on the side! Something came flying off there! Destructive Criticisms disc connects with X-Terminators disc and the American robot is knocked to one side from the impact! Refbot looks on as Propellor Head gets a hit on the back of Hypno Disc! Hypno Disc turns away, only to meet The Revolutionist. OHH! Hypno Disc sent it spinning away and there is a small gash in The Revolutionist now! Destructive Criticism hits Propellor Head and THE BLADE COMES OFF! The blade is hanging limp! Propellor Head weaponless. X-Terminator hits 13 Black and leaves a GASH in the roulette wheel disc! Hypno Disc hits The Revolutionist again, and OH! HA-HA! The Revolutionist drove into the pit! What an exit! 13 Black hits X-Terminator with its other disc, but X-Terminator turns and OHH! It buckles the disc! 13 Black in trouble as Hypno Disc hits it again! Shunt comes in and hits 13 Black. Destructive Critisisms disc takes a bite out of Propellor Head. A part of the armour comes off! X-Terminator heads towards them, but Sir Killalot bumps into it! Refbot has a look, but X-Terminator gets free. Sir Killalot goes back to the CPZ as Propellor Head, oh dear, goes into Matildas CPZ. Thats bad driving and the flywheel FLIPS Propellor Head against the wall! That was a deadly attack by Matilda and another piece of metal comes flying off in the background from 13 Black! Its carnage out there! Ive lost count of what is going on. Propellor Head is being counted out by Refbot.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Thats it for the team from Colorado. Hypno Disc hits 13 Black again. I think 13 Black is out. X-Terminator...GETS one of its skirts ripped off by Destructive Criticism. Refbot takes a look at 13 Black. Theyre going out next!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Thats a shame. I thought 13 Black was on top at the beginning, but theyre out. Who, out of the remaining three will go on? X Terminator is being pushed by Destructive Criticism into Sir Killalot, who gets his claws under X-Terminator and lifts it into the air! Hypno Disc and Destructive Criticism have done the most damage, I think. The last ten seconds count down. Sir Killalot drops X-Terminator onto its top! What a fight. The judges will have their work cut out here!

Cease!

There isnt one inch of the arena floor that is littered with debris. The judges have decided X-Terminator was not immobolised for 30 seconds, so its actions still count. However, who is the most destructive robot in Robot Wars?

Destructive Criticism: S: 2 C: 3 D: 2 A: 3 Total: 10

Hypno Disc: S: 2 C: 2 D: 3 A: 3 Total: 10

X-Terminator: S: 2 C: 2 D: 3 A: 2 Total: 9

If you think Hypno Disc won that battle, please post your vote

If you think Destructive Criticism won that battle, please post your vote

Well find out the winner later when the votes are in. Best of 3

[joey_picus]

Robot Wars - Evolution

Hypnodisc ftw

[swiss_tony]

Robot Wars - Evolution

what joey said

[eene]

Robot Wars - Evolution

Does anyone like what theyre reading so far

[samuel3764]

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Does anyone like what theyre reading so far

I know I do.