Crash & Burn: Mini-Tournament of Death 2
Hardy har har, Aaron. Now then, with all the comments out of the way, I will continue. :P
Eliminator 3
System Shock 4.0 vs. Under Pressure vs. Thanatos
System Shock 4.0 is a nice box wedge rammer, with a Hardox monocoque, titanium skirts, and extremely powerful drive. It uses the track advantage for 10kg extra weight, but can become a wheeled robot during battle. The wedge can be replaced by a Tornado-style disc and the rear spikes can damage armour as well. Shocking indeed.
Under Pressure is an unusual horizontal crusher, unusual in the fact that it can wedge opponents first using lower claws and then bring the damaging claws into play. Its Hardox armoured pretty much everywhere except 5mm titanium for the main body. Itll be putting Pressure on you.
Thanatos is a super spinner, utilizing a LEM170 Lynch motor to spin its Hardox FBS shell and the 4 teeth attached to 1500rpm. It also has a titanium srimech at the top. However, its Bosch drive could leave it behind in this battle, and Thanatos could get the death penalty.
Roboteers, stand by...
House robots for the bout will be Ancalagon the Black, and Renegade.
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!
Right off the bat its System Shock with the wedge coming right into play on Under Pressure, and is able to get the wedge into play before Under Pressure can sneak in the claw wedges! Not that it does much good anyway, as the claws do activate before Martijns bot gets wedged, but they cant seem to get under the skirts! The result is System Shock taking Under Pressure across the arena, the huge pincer of a robot simply raised helpless into the air by the wedge, unable to even move! Despite all this. System Shock doesnt want to take Under Pressure to the wall, thats not in his game plan. Liam sees a much better place to put Under Pressure: in the path of the other competitor, Thanatos, whos definitely reached its top speed by now and wants to get in on some action! It comes towards System Shock now, who places Under Pressure in front of it, and lowers the wedge as Thanatos nears the two. The results wont look pretty...
CRASH!!!
Well...that could have been worse, but its left Under Pressure with a sizable dent in the rear of the right side claw. The impact has also sent Thanatos across the arena, the recoil actually propelling it away from its victim, as System Shock moves in again. Martijn tries to get the claw wedges working against Liam, but its not working, they cant penetrate the skirts and now System Shocks gotten under Under Pressure again! Unfortunately Liam cant quite flip him over due to the size of Under Pressure, nor has he completely lifted Under Pressure from the ground this time, hes oinly tipped him up, and Under Pressure is reversing, so Liam decides to take him to Thanatos again. Thanatos however is nowhere to be found...until Liam finally spots the spinbot...hes moved right behind System Shock! Liam tries to turn, but its too late!
CRASH!!!
Its the rear of System Shock thats taken the blow and sent him spinning away! Thankfully its not done much damage, however, and now Liams set his sights on Samuels spinner! Speaking of Thanatos, its been flung across the arena again and lies right on top of the pit. Thanking his stars it isnt open yet, Samuel gets his robots shell to spin up again, but he barely gets it up to speed before a 110kg box wedge comes flying at him from all the way from the other end of the arena! And the result is no big CRASH, but a spectacular display of acrobatics by Thanatos as the spinner hits the wedge of System Shock, rides up it through some sparks, and goes flying into the air while still spinning as System Shock halts in front of the wall, to land almost perfectly onto its wheels...and is greeted by Under Pressure!
CRASH!!!
But the greeting goes in favour of Samuel, as Martijn sees both machines flung away upon impact, the lower right side claw taking a bit more damage, but Thanatos is in a thick of trouble now itself as System Shocks slammed back into it before it could spin up, and now lifts the spinner up, up...and onto its back! However, up pops the srimech and Thanatos lands beside System Shock, and scoots away to spin up again. After it goes System Shock, and easily catches the spinner before it can get the opportunity, lifting it and pulverising it against the arena wall, narrowly missing one of the Discs of Death, as Under Pressure makes a gangway for the pit release button. ...uh, can he even - yes, of course he can. Seemed he fit right around it, but turning around a bit, and the buttons activated. Thanatos gets away again...but not for long, as System Shock flies after it. And Under Pressures right there! This time, Under Pressure opens the claws wide, and Thanatos spins right into them!
CRASH!!!
However, it did not spin down Thanatos shell, and some major sparkage results alongside a great dent in the left claw! But Thanatos is now caught in the grasp of Under Pressure whose claws squeeze in on the spinner, and System Shock slamming into both of them isnt helping matters! Martijn groans as Liams machine lifts them up, and this time Liam gets the desired effect; Under Pressure goes head over wheels with Thanatos still caught, and upside-down now. Samuel fires the srimech, and that loosens Under Pressures hold on his machine, thought not really righting it at first, and System Shock attacks it quickly! It drives the spinner into Renegades CPZ - wa-hey, thats new! Thanatos self-righted on top of System Shock, and now Liams gotten into the house robots face...and under it! It backs away quickly, but Renegade only comes out a bit to ward him off, then returns to the CPZ. Under Pressure, not wanting to be left out, goes for System Shocks rear, and clamps the now inverted wedges against its sides...only to be driven back easily by the rammer! Thanatos slides off System Shock as this occurs, and spins up again! Uh oh, not a good sign. System Shock turns, slower though with Under Pressure attached to its rear with the pointy claws now closing in, but Thanatos has already reached full speed and now dodges around the rammer, smacking into the left side skirt!
CRASH!!!
And just like that System Shock finds one of his sides deprived of a skirt as it now lies 10 feet away, but Thanatos has once again been flung across the arena by his own power! While System Shock is trying to line-up Thanatos in his sights, Under Pressure, having been shocked away from the rammer at that last hit, crashes in again at the rear, trying to do some sort of damage but its not working. System Shock pulls away from the grip and turning around shunts Under Pressure into the wall, collecting him fully on the lifting wedge and...Under Pressure slides down on top of him.
First Thanatos, now Under Pressure? System Shock is no amusement park ride, fellas!
And now the robot mistaken for an amusement park ride is right peeved and he carries Under Pressure straight over to Thanatos; the wedge sneaks under the blades of the spinner and sends it into Under Pressure!
CRASH!!!
Which sends them both flying! The power of Thanatos is not to be lightly thrown aside, so to speak! And Under Pressure definitely feels some damage now, as the right side claw is looking rather badly dented now, but Thanatos is the one System Shock wants to rid the arena of first! It crashes into Thanatos, but a bit too fast as Thanatos goes flying over top of it. System Shock turns around quickly, but not quickly enough as Thanatos has again reached top speed! Under Pressure, well...its coming at Thanatos, but a bit sheepishly now, as if its been knocked senseless...which it has! Surely not enough to cause internal damage yet, though? System Shocks neared Thanatos, but the uber-spinners already too near Under Pressure, and the crusher is coming towards the spinner to try and knock over to the pit!
CRASH!!!
And Under Pressure is living up to its name; the left top claw, now bottom-right since its inverted, has taken a major slashing, but sent the spinner itself spinning away. Samuel was wise to shock mount his robot, because by now, itd be believed that Thanatos would have self-destructed, but System Shock is simply not attacking Under Pressure, and wants Thanatos out of the way, pronto! OH! THANATOS NEARLY DROVE INTO THE PIT! WHOA!!! SYSTEM SHOCKS ON THE EDGE OF THE PIT, AND HE ALMOST WENT IN TOO! What a scare! Both drivers breathe a sigh of relief...but though Thanatos is getting shell spinning up, hes definitely not ready for the latest assault from Liam as Liams robot mashes him against the wall near the pit! Luckily the shell wasnt spun up to speed, and Thanatos is sent away a bit, but Under Pressure is there to capitalize on the stationary shell and...drives on top of it? Well Under Pressure cant wedge foes now, and its driven up onto the sloped sides of Thanatos, who is now again gotten under by System Shock, and both robots are driven all the way across the arena, and slammed into an empty CPZ! During this, System Shock raises the wedge...and though his main focus was to flip Thanatos, hes tossed Under Pressure back onto his proper side! Liam mentally kicks himself as Martijn comes against him now, and this time System Shock cant get away! Under Pressure smacks against his foes rear end; one of the wedges slides under the exposed side...but the other cant manage to get under the skirt, and now both bots are stuck together, both robots resting on one of Under Pressures claws, the one thats under System Shock, and Samuel looks on with glee as Thanatos makes sure to spin up to absolute full speed, before finding System Shocks other skirt, just past Under Pressures other claw and smashing into the skirt!
CRASH!!!
Which rips it clean off! Under Pressure drops its pressure and drives forward, System Shock unable to find any traction on the ground but now being released tries to drive away, but Under Pressure continues its advance on System Shocks rear end and manages to trap it against the arena wall. The rear spikes of System Shock finally come into play and try to puncture Under Pressures front end and hopefully push the robot out of the grip, but nope, theyre not doing a damn thing, and now Martijn has the game in the bag! The pointy claws come in now...oh, but one of them is bent slightly! Thanatos work? Quite possibly, but Under Pressure cant seem to use its piercers properly now as theyre not piercing that armour of System Shock! Could be the armour, though, but its definitely not working now, so what can it do? Easy guess: go for the pit, which it does, and for all its excellent work, System Shock is the first to exit this fight as Under Pressure sends it down the pit, and Liam shakes his head.
However, there is a Thanatos needing seeing to, and Under Pressure comes against the low spinner as Samuel directs his robot away from the incoming crusher. However its invertible that they will meet, and Martijn is just coming too fast for Samuel to avoid him, so Thanatos turns and moves sideways...
CRASH!!!
The right thing to do, obviously! Another dent appears on Under Pressures right side claw as its spun across the arena, yet Samuel sees his own bot fly across the arena for what must be at least the 10th time tonight, and hes not feeling too happy about the amount of airtime hes getting. However time is ticking down in this match and Under Pressure really is under pressure to pit his opponent quickly...
10...9...8...7...
Under Pressure flies across the arena as Thanatos moves away to spin up, but Martijn is just too fast. A bit too fast as one of the claws bump against Thanatos and, while not quite getting under Thanatos, push it away.
6...5...4...
Thanatos actually tries to push back, but its getting pushed away, and slides off the side of Under Pressure and pushes it that way.
3...2...1...
Under Pressure turns and pushes Thanatos - TOWARDS THE PIT!!! CAN HE -
CEASE!
DO IT - NO! Thanatos lands on top of System Shock too late, and the judges will have to decide! What a fight!
Under Pressure - Thanatos
Strategy = 1/5 - 4/5
Style = 3/10 - 7/10
Control = 13/15 - 2/15
Aggression = 15/20 - 5/20
Damage = 4/25 - 21/25
TOTAL = 36/75 - 39/75
It was close, but Thanatos advances to the Semis!
Next battle: The Punisher vs. Nitro-Gene 5.0 vs. Spin Dash Unleashed
Hardy har har, Aaron. Now then, with all the comments out of the way, I will continue. :P
Eliminator 3
System Shock 4.0 vs. Under Pressure vs. Thanatos
System Shock 4.0 is a nice box wedge rammer, with a Hardox monocoque, titanium skirts, and extremely powerful drive. It uses the track advantage for 10kg extra weight, but can become a wheeled robot during battle. The wedge can be replaced by a Tornado-style disc and the rear spikes can damage armour as well. Shocking indeed.

Under Pressure is an unusual horizontal crusher, unusual in the fact that it can wedge opponents first using lower claws and then bring the damaging claws into play. Its Hardox armoured pretty much everywhere except 5mm titanium for the main body. Itll be putting Pressure on you.

Thanatos is a super spinner, utilizing a LEM170 Lynch motor to spin its Hardox FBS shell and the 4 teeth attached to 1500rpm. It also has a titanium srimech at the top. However, its Bosch drive could leave it behind in this battle, and Thanatos could get the death penalty.

Roboteers, stand by...
House robots for the bout will be Ancalagon the Black, and Renegade.
3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!
Right off the bat its System Shock with the wedge coming right into play on Under Pressure, and is able to get the wedge into play before Under Pressure can sneak in the claw wedges! Not that it does much good anyway, as the claws do activate before Martijns bot gets wedged, but they cant seem to get under the skirts! The result is System Shock taking Under Pressure across the arena, the huge pincer of a robot simply raised helpless into the air by the wedge, unable to even move! Despite all this. System Shock doesnt want to take Under Pressure to the wall, thats not in his game plan. Liam sees a much better place to put Under Pressure: in the path of the other competitor, Thanatos, whos definitely reached its top speed by now and wants to get in on some action! It comes towards System Shock now, who places Under Pressure in front of it, and lowers the wedge as Thanatos nears the two. The results wont look pretty...
CRASH!!!
Well...that could have been worse, but its left Under Pressure with a sizable dent in the rear of the right side claw. The impact has also sent Thanatos across the arena, the recoil actually propelling it away from its victim, as System Shock moves in again. Martijn tries to get the claw wedges working against Liam, but its not working, they cant penetrate the skirts and now System Shocks gotten under Under Pressure again! Unfortunately Liam cant quite flip him over due to the size of Under Pressure, nor has he completely lifted Under Pressure from the ground this time, hes oinly tipped him up, and Under Pressure is reversing, so Liam decides to take him to Thanatos again. Thanatos however is nowhere to be found...until Liam finally spots the spinbot...hes moved right behind System Shock! Liam tries to turn, but its too late!
CRASH!!!
Its the rear of System Shock thats taken the blow and sent him spinning away! Thankfully its not done much damage, however, and now Liams set his sights on Samuels spinner! Speaking of Thanatos, its been flung across the arena again and lies right on top of the pit. Thanking his stars it isnt open yet, Samuel gets his robots shell to spin up again, but he barely gets it up to speed before a 110kg box wedge comes flying at him from all the way from the other end of the arena! And the result is no big CRASH, but a spectacular display of acrobatics by Thanatos as the spinner hits the wedge of System Shock, rides up it through some sparks, and goes flying into the air while still spinning as System Shock halts in front of the wall, to land almost perfectly onto its wheels...and is greeted by Under Pressure!
CRASH!!!
But the greeting goes in favour of Samuel, as Martijn sees both machines flung away upon impact, the lower right side claw taking a bit more damage, but Thanatos is in a thick of trouble now itself as System Shocks slammed back into it before it could spin up, and now lifts the spinner up, up...and onto its back! However, up pops the srimech and Thanatos lands beside System Shock, and scoots away to spin up again. After it goes System Shock, and easily catches the spinner before it can get the opportunity, lifting it and pulverising it against the arena wall, narrowly missing one of the Discs of Death, as Under Pressure makes a gangway for the pit release button. ...uh, can he even - yes, of course he can. Seemed he fit right around it, but turning around a bit, and the buttons activated. Thanatos gets away again...but not for long, as System Shock flies after it. And Under Pressures right there! This time, Under Pressure opens the claws wide, and Thanatos spins right into them!
CRASH!!!
However, it did not spin down Thanatos shell, and some major sparkage results alongside a great dent in the left claw! But Thanatos is now caught in the grasp of Under Pressure whose claws squeeze in on the spinner, and System Shock slamming into both of them isnt helping matters! Martijn groans as Liams machine lifts them up, and this time Liam gets the desired effect; Under Pressure goes head over wheels with Thanatos still caught, and upside-down now. Samuel fires the srimech, and that loosens Under Pressures hold on his machine, thought not really righting it at first, and System Shock attacks it quickly! It drives the spinner into Renegades CPZ - wa-hey, thats new! Thanatos self-righted on top of System Shock, and now Liams gotten into the house robots face...and under it! It backs away quickly, but Renegade only comes out a bit to ward him off, then returns to the CPZ. Under Pressure, not wanting to be left out, goes for System Shocks rear, and clamps the now inverted wedges against its sides...only to be driven back easily by the rammer! Thanatos slides off System Shock as this occurs, and spins up again! Uh oh, not a good sign. System Shock turns, slower though with Under Pressure attached to its rear with the pointy claws now closing in, but Thanatos has already reached full speed and now dodges around the rammer, smacking into the left side skirt!
CRASH!!!
And just like that System Shock finds one of his sides deprived of a skirt as it now lies 10 feet away, but Thanatos has once again been flung across the arena by his own power! While System Shock is trying to line-up Thanatos in his sights, Under Pressure, having been shocked away from the rammer at that last hit, crashes in again at the rear, trying to do some sort of damage but its not working. System Shock pulls away from the grip and turning around shunts Under Pressure into the wall, collecting him fully on the lifting wedge and...Under Pressure slides down on top of him.


CRASH!!!
Which sends them both flying! The power of Thanatos is not to be lightly thrown aside, so to speak! And Under Pressure definitely feels some damage now, as the right side claw is looking rather badly dented now, but Thanatos is the one System Shock wants to rid the arena of first! It crashes into Thanatos, but a bit too fast as Thanatos goes flying over top of it. System Shock turns around quickly, but not quickly enough as Thanatos has again reached top speed! Under Pressure, well...its coming at Thanatos, but a bit sheepishly now, as if its been knocked senseless...which it has! Surely not enough to cause internal damage yet, though? System Shocks neared Thanatos, but the uber-spinners already too near Under Pressure, and the crusher is coming towards the spinner to try and knock over to the pit!
CRASH!!!
And Under Pressure is living up to its name; the left top claw, now bottom-right since its inverted, has taken a major slashing, but sent the spinner itself spinning away. Samuel was wise to shock mount his robot, because by now, itd be believed that Thanatos would have self-destructed, but System Shock is simply not attacking Under Pressure, and wants Thanatos out of the way, pronto! OH! THANATOS NEARLY DROVE INTO THE PIT! WHOA!!! SYSTEM SHOCKS ON THE EDGE OF THE PIT, AND HE ALMOST WENT IN TOO! What a scare! Both drivers breathe a sigh of relief...but though Thanatos is getting shell spinning up, hes definitely not ready for the latest assault from Liam as Liams robot mashes him against the wall near the pit! Luckily the shell wasnt spun up to speed, and Thanatos is sent away a bit, but Under Pressure is there to capitalize on the stationary shell and...drives on top of it? Well Under Pressure cant wedge foes now, and its driven up onto the sloped sides of Thanatos, who is now again gotten under by System Shock, and both robots are driven all the way across the arena, and slammed into an empty CPZ! During this, System Shock raises the wedge...and though his main focus was to flip Thanatos, hes tossed Under Pressure back onto his proper side! Liam mentally kicks himself as Martijn comes against him now, and this time System Shock cant get away! Under Pressure smacks against his foes rear end; one of the wedges slides under the exposed side...but the other cant manage to get under the skirt, and now both bots are stuck together, both robots resting on one of Under Pressures claws, the one thats under System Shock, and Samuel looks on with glee as Thanatos makes sure to spin up to absolute full speed, before finding System Shocks other skirt, just past Under Pressures other claw and smashing into the skirt!
CRASH!!!
Which rips it clean off! Under Pressure drops its pressure and drives forward, System Shock unable to find any traction on the ground but now being released tries to drive away, but Under Pressure continues its advance on System Shocks rear end and manages to trap it against the arena wall. The rear spikes of System Shock finally come into play and try to puncture Under Pressures front end and hopefully push the robot out of the grip, but nope, theyre not doing a damn thing, and now Martijn has the game in the bag! The pointy claws come in now...oh, but one of them is bent slightly! Thanatos work? Quite possibly, but Under Pressure cant seem to use its piercers properly now as theyre not piercing that armour of System Shock! Could be the armour, though, but its definitely not working now, so what can it do? Easy guess: go for the pit, which it does, and for all its excellent work, System Shock is the first to exit this fight as Under Pressure sends it down the pit, and Liam shakes his head.
However, there is a Thanatos needing seeing to, and Under Pressure comes against the low spinner as Samuel directs his robot away from the incoming crusher. However its invertible that they will meet, and Martijn is just coming too fast for Samuel to avoid him, so Thanatos turns and moves sideways...
CRASH!!!
The right thing to do, obviously! Another dent appears on Under Pressures right side claw as its spun across the arena, yet Samuel sees his own bot fly across the arena for what must be at least the 10th time tonight, and hes not feeling too happy about the amount of airtime hes getting. However time is ticking down in this match and Under Pressure really is under pressure to pit his opponent quickly...
10...9...8...7...
Under Pressure flies across the arena as Thanatos moves away to spin up, but Martijn is just too fast. A bit too fast as one of the claws bump against Thanatos and, while not quite getting under Thanatos, push it away.
6...5...4...
Thanatos actually tries to push back, but its getting pushed away, and slides off the side of Under Pressure and pushes it that way.
3...2...1...
Under Pressure turns and pushes Thanatos - TOWARDS THE PIT!!! CAN HE -
CEASE!
DO IT - NO! Thanatos lands on top of System Shock too late, and the judges will have to decide! What a fight!
Under Pressure - Thanatos
Strategy = 1/5 - 4/5
Style = 3/10 - 7/10
Control = 13/15 - 2/15
Aggression = 15/20 - 5/20
Damage = 4/25 - 21/25
TOTAL = 36/75 - 39/75
It was close, but Thanatos advances to the Semis!
Next battle: The Punisher vs. Nitro-Gene 5.0 vs. Spin Dash Unleashed
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