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[alex_holt]

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That still doesnt make any grammatical sense - What does he calls as the next town though?

Just assuming you talk to him more, the eel reveals he is a travelling Doctor of sorts, in addition to being a skilled surgeon and herbalist is turns out that he can function like a leech, sucking no blood but just the illness out of them to sustain himself by cultivating different bacteria within different contained pods within his body and absorbing the energy produced. He can also break down poisons it turns out.

[swanaldo]

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Brutus goes to the pawn shop and uses the panda eggs password cos he wants to know what is serious hardware. (hopes there is a minigun with smartlink installed). Smartlink is a device when added to any kind of weapon guides the bullets to the enemy and avoids friends. for those who dont have a steady hand or for the more unacurate of weapons like the minigun

[alex_holt]

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Barry it turns out it a normal sized albino chincilla who happens to be of human intelligence and have a voice and attitude like an inner city thug.

Upon muttering some expletives under his breath on the subject of people not keeping their mouths shut, he leads you off to a small backroom hidden behind a bookcase to show you the nine items he has stashed there.

1) The Liefeld XS Tramuter Mini-gun
A vast minigun using advanced technology, it transmutes the air around it into the bullets so unless you are in an airtight environment it NEVER runs out of ammunition. It is a massive piece of hardwear and only Brutus could possibly weild it, and furthermore its special No-Phys circuits mean that it can somehow fire up to 7000 rounds a minute. Barry suggests that he could supply a smartlink device at extra cost.

2) The Collosus Integrated Arm-ory
One huge hydraulic arm enhancer, it it adamantium planted for extra durability, and requires a special harnass to wear, but would give the wearer the ability to lift upwards of 100 tons. Would only be useable by a human sized and shaped being (Brutus and Perry couldnt use it)

3) The Mask of Ferrametis
Wearing this exudes fear when the user wishes, to the point where even the toughest foe will break down and sob or run away screaming, agaisnt weaker foes it can even just kill them out of fright. The downside is that it would have the same effect on the rest of the party AND it would be ineffective against beings that dont experience conventional emotions (Dirge would be immune, as would most undead except recent ones, golems, robots and beings of energy and magic will also be immune.

4) A Hellgate Ruby
When used would open up a 30m wide portal into the hells and basically bait every single demon for thousands of miles to try and get through it. There is really no situation that is going to be bad enough where using this is a preferable option.

5) iSlayer
A foot tall roughly humanoid robot in smooth translucent white plastic with silver trimming. It looks quite friendly, but a run down of the features reveals its intent. It has various hidden weaponry about its body, including mithril tantos in its arms, massive tactile strength in its fingertips enough to not only hang from the ceiling using onyl two fingertips but to be able to hold a ton in the other hand. It also has eight times human speeds and a shuffle feature on its massive poisonbank. It can also play mp3s and the previous owner has somehow locked its music bank which seems composed of bad 90s pop...

6) Genome ZED
A carefully tailored mutagen developed by the Weapon ZED program, it enhances speed, strength, endurance and agility to ten times the normal for any species in addition to inserting nanites which essentially build a cybernetic network in the brain allowing the user to assess any opponent and items available and the best way to kill it should the situation arise.

7) White Super Suit
Was the costume of a former superhero who retired, and the instructions are lost, consists of what looks like a white spandex full body suit. It grants the wearer vast strength almost indestructibility, flight and fire concussive energy beams from the hands. Barry seems to express slight amusement in the item.

The Wizarding Hat
Instantly grants any wearer a wide range of spells ranging from low level telekinesis, various energy attacks, a corrosive cloud spell, various physical enhancement spells, illusions, invisibility and a disintegration beam.

9) Ring of Ultimate Armour
A magic ring that makes the wearer utterly indestructible to anything. They no longer can drown or suffocate, be injured in any way, be poisoned, get diseased or infact die or be moved by any means unless you want to. The issue is that it drinks your blood to a level where you are constantly dizzy.

Any of these items would cost you all the moeny you each have, though if you choose to self things you may get a little more.

[majinb]

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Perry wants to eat some stuff from the free buffet before heading for the Pawn Shop

[kodster]

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lol, Tarein will take The Collosus Integrated Arm-ory and I suggest Dirge takes the Ring of Ulitmate Armour since he wouldnt be affected (Zombies dont have blood do they?)

[alex_holt]

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I point out it needs the blood to work...

[kodster]

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You and your script rewrites

[swanaldo]

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how much for the minigun. how much for the minigun, how much for the minigun dancing around like homer simpson also wants the smartlink.

[swanaldo]

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just read the rest. alex your imagination stretches beyond the norm dude. i just love the islayer. only have enough money for minigun so will buy it and trade my leatherman for the smartlink extra. does anyone want to lend me a couple of hundred quid so i can treat myself to the islayer

[pcbore]

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The Ring of Ultimate Armour reminds me of the Bloody Armour from Star Ocean 2. Did you ever play that Alex?

[alex_holt]

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Never even heard of Star Ocean 2, there was something in a game I based it on, I juts remember the concept rather than where I got it, may have been a weapon in Icewind Dale 2.

[knightrous]

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Baron Update:

-As much as I like the iSlayer, a foot talk robot isnt going to cut it. Reservations and a quote on the Hellgate Ruby...

[kodster]

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Oh yeah, I forgot to ask. How much is the Arm-ory, Alex?

ffffff>Regarding what Aaron just said about the Ruby, I think Ill keep Alexs MSN quote to myself. :P

[shadowflare]

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Ferri makes her way to the pawn shop and claims the iSlayer.

Addition: Shes taken a liking to the troll, offers to let Brutus play with the iSlayer later on.

(Message edited by Shadowflare on July 29, 200

[pcbore]

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OK to make things crystal clear:

Which town does the eel want to go to?