ATTTWI 2 - Resurrection

[joey_picus]

ATTTWI 2 - Resurrection

ITEMS THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE MISTAKEN FOR TACTICS:

The Elder Swear vs. Derek Trotter
I dont particuarly know what the Elder Swear is, but I do know it probably has a limited money supply. And once Del Boy sells him a consignment of smoke damaged fire alarms and an Elizabethan era diving suit...

Heaven vs. Haardvark
Will need to think about this one.

[alex_holt]

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Fine fine......

Weapon ZED - the ultimate weapon which embodies badassery and speaks in a gruff raspy voice as described in the conversation

[team_britespark]

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Tactics:

The Wootinator vs. Luck: Leave it to luck.

Weapon ZED vs. Fate: Leave it to fate.

[joey_picus]

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After discussion with Dan, Haardvarks strategy is as follows:

Haardvark believes that heaven is what we believe it to be. And right now, Haardvark believes that heaven is a low platform, on which is a piece of paper saying Bye to round 2.

Haardvark also believes that if heaven turns out to not be what you believe it to be, then you are reincarnated...as the ultimate world, heaven, and hell-destroying monster.

(Message edited by joeychevron on June 26, 200

[dinowarrior]

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ELDER SWEARS TACTICS
I may have an advantage, because the Elder Swear is a sound. Fire and repeat continually.

THOMASS TACTICS
Well let the pie work that one out.

[andrewj]

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Tactics:

«Thomas the YouTube Engine vs. ¿»

Go after Thomas the YouTube Engine and keep hitting the Titanium, should be able to rip something off it and immobilise it. Then go after the pie and tear into it too... Aiming to hit the sides or corners or skirting on either opponent to get that nice panel tearing effect

Will let ¿ do his thing, will save me having to fight so much.

«The Wootinator vs. Luck»

Leave it to luck.

[team_britespark]

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Thats a shame, AJ. Lucks on my side.

[inuangel2007]

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Tactics

Ming vs. Master Hand
Ming just binds her swords to an ultimate form or Tetsuaiga and blasts the hell out of Master Hand. If that doesnt work... just use my speed and hack em into little pieces.

Solaria & Nightwing vs. Mark Elam
Hmmm... not too sure. But I know this... by the time Solaria and Nightwing are done with him... no one will be able to recognise him.

[kodster]

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Finally, this will start.

Ming Higurashi vs. Master Hand

House fighters are Asterix and Taki.

From all around the Nintendo universe, he gathers fighters far and wide to do battle in his domain. Now he sees a lone stranger walking towards his lair. What can this be, it is no Nintendo character, wonders the Master Hand. It is not the entity known as Lord Doomforall, and he still smarts from that encounter, however surviving it is anyones guess. The figure reaches the lair, and it is revealed to the Master Hand that this is none other than the champ of the last championship, Ming Higurashi. Master Hand contemplates this newfound arrival with some trepidation, before curling up into a fist and rocketing towards the priestess. Unfortunately he only gets five inches from from her when something weird happens, evidently because this is a weird tournament, but still...the two fighters vanish altogether, without a trace. Nobody knows wherefore they went, and Asterix and Taki look around for some sort of sign. They do see a sign, labelled Eat at Joes the one up in the sky that Professor Vengeance made last tournament. They scratch their heads.

Meanwhile, Ming and Master Hand have seemingly teleported to a rock concert, right on top of the stage, where billions of fans are screaming like rabid fanboys/fangirls/fans of rock in general, and electric air guitars have been forced into their possession. Ming turns to Master Hand with a puzzled expression, who returns the stare with an equivalent hand movement: they have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on. Suddenly, a tune strikes up, unknown to some people but people who have played Guitar Hero 2 would recognize it: Psychobilly Freakout. However, its missing some guitar rhythm, and the crowd starts to boo. After a moments pause, Ming starts to play, however she has no idea how the song goes and the crowd boos even more. Master Hand however cant keep up, and a second later he has snapped the guitar in half. The entire Gibson company immediately comes raining down on him with lawsuits, and while Master Hand is kept busy, Ming seizes her chance. She puts down the guitar, and a pair of katanas appear in her hands with a flash of blue flame. As Master Hand swats away the lawyers with increasing wrath, he is unaware of the fact that Ming has leapt above him and brought the flaming katanas down into the joints between the index and ringer fingers. There is a powerful explosion and a long, drawn-out cry of pain as Master Hand explodes into a cloud of smoke and goes soaring off into the horizon, still exploding and venting smoke. Ming sheathes the katanas, picks up the guitar again and holds it into the air as the crowd starts to cheer. They suddenly pour onto the stage. Ming panics and makes her getaway while some agents hold off the fans.

Ming Higurashi advances to Round 2!

Good start, or no? :P

[joey_picus]

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Good start :P

Winner of the next fight: Not the announcer who has to read all that

[majinb]

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Is it just me or did you just go from total burnout to meh, I can still do the Team Zlayerz RPG to meh, why not host FVAL too now Andys gone to might as well continue the Dual Duels to what the heck, Im gonna host 4 tournaments at once Kody?



Good start

[kodster]

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A Soviet Werewolf Pirate Ninja Turtle Zombie Vampire Transformer Knight Rock Star made out of molten lava called Dave with a hat on vs. Male Kram

House fighters are Starfire and Oracle

The being with the incomprehensibly long name lunges immediately at Male Kram, however nobody really knows what kram is, at least, not in English anyway. This results in Dave stopping right next to it. It seems to be male, so he decides to look for a female kram and maybe hell forfeit the fight. This is not the case, sadly, as the kram leaps up and bites Dave on the nose. It seems to have adamantium dentures as it didnt really hurt biting some lava creature on the nose, but in retaliation Dave takes out a hydrogen-fuel-cell-powered dual-motored halberd blade and stabs the kram with it. However it appears unharmed, and suddenly, large bat-like wings sprout out the back of the kram and it swoops down on Dave, knocking the halberd out of his hands, and taking out a gun (used to protect its small yet uncivilized habitant) proceeds to shoot Dave with it. Shooting a lava thing with 15mm bullets isnt going to work, though. Both fighters appear to be at a stalemate. However Dave is apparently hatching an evil scheme. It proceeds to take the r out of the kram, therefore it is now called Male Kam. This looks to be the best move by Dave as workers from the Maple Leaf meats company burst in and spot the kam lying on the floor. Since Kam is a meat product, they recognize the name but the actual form is different so they scoop it up and throw it into the failure bin.

Dave the hat-wearing lava-composed soviet werewolf pirate ninja turtle zombie vampire transformer knight rock star advances to Round 2!

[kodster]

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Right. More...

Alucard vs. The Daleks

House fighters are Hamlet and Big Mac.

The Daleks cant decide how to classify the being in front of them. They assume its just another human, but Alucard introduces himself as a vampire. Vampires are something new to them and the Daleks have no knowledge on how to combat such a thing so the obvious choice is to fire their lazers. One blasts Alucards hat off and fries it. This irks Alucard as he had to go through a trap-infested catacomb and beat the tar out of several undead organisms, one being a giant skeleton of an octopus, to get the hat. He decides to release his inner Hell, and several Cerberus-like heads sprouts out of his sides and reach towards the Daleks. However the Daleks dont believe in Hell, in fact they have no knowledge of Hell either, other than it being a word Doctor Who cries out sometimes, so this doesnt affect them as the heads merely bounce off and disappear. However, it has made the Daleks really hot; after all, Hellish temperatures can reach over a thousand Celsius which is moderately humid for a Dalek. They complain to Davros about not getting any air conditioning upgrades since their last update. Davros realizes that he somehow replaced the air conditioning unit with an incredibly and slowly painful death ray. Alucard keeps up the pressure, and eventually the Daleks lose control and start firing off random death rays. One hits Robotnik and smites him into ash, but the SWATbot divisions just shrug and look on, Robotnik never gave them pension plans so they dont care, every SWATbot has to go on vacation someday. Davros decides to call on his entire Dalek army...unfortunately, the Supreme Dalek also decided to introduce his own legion to the battlefield, and so the entire race of Daleks once again enter a rather brutal civil war, possibly caused by territory, or maybe its because theyre fans of Jenny Frost, some in a good way, some in a bad way. Alucard just sits back and watches while twirling his gun, hes been known for his gun-twirling talents for over 500 years and some women swoon, or maybe thats because he sucked out their life-force, who knows. Eventually after a few weeks and several audience casualties only a few Daleks remain, 2 from each side, and the Supreme Dalek himself. Incidentally the four others kill off each other and Alucard makes his move. He shoots the Supreme Dalek however the silver bullets just bounce off, a being named Professor Vengeance helped metallurgize an adamantium/unobtainium alloy outer coating for him, no kind of silver can penetrate the shell. Now its the Supreme Daleks turn, and he fires multiple death rays accompanied by a shrink ray and a tickling ray. Alucard is unable to block the death ray or the shrink ray, but they have a very slight affect akin to the tickling ray which he is able to reflect. The Supreme Dalek cant dodge the deflected beam and is suddenly overcome with the urge to touch itself all over using some kind of limbs. Unfortunately the only kind of limbs it has is its mechanical eye stalk and it cant touch its adamantium/unobtainium exterior. It begins to shake all over, eventually breaking into a convulsion, its never felt this kind of effect before and just as it feels it cant take anymore, it explodes. Hamlet scratches his head, and Big Mac asks why he couldnt have felt that. Hamlet backs away from him slowly.

Alucard advances to Round 2!

(Message edited by kodster on August 02, 200

[joey_picus]

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*pokes tournament*

Look, I have a month of messages to get through, I am entitled to do this

[kodster]

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Welcome back, Joe-E...and damn you.