Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

[steven_mcg]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

Many strategy guides have character profiles. I never specified searching for weaknesses in combat. :wink:

[inuangel2007]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

You make a good point Christopher... Ming would have to kill EVERY SINGLE BUTTERFLY IN THE WORLD to cancel the Butterfly Effect... this is going to make it a bit more tricky... Im gonna need time to think about this.

[alex_holt]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

Psssttt.... somehow cause a Global winter so they all die... or unleash a couple of thousand tons of insecticide into the atmosphere...

[inuangel2007]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

Hey, not a bad idea Alex.. maybe an insecticide meant just for butterflies. -rubs hands together evily- perfect.

[kodster]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

lol, wow, a random tournament taken seriously...

Well lets kick this thing off!

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So lets have our first fight.

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Robosaurus vs. A pot containing essence of Dues Ex Machina

House fighters are Auguel Helnstrom and The Oracle.

The Robosaurus and its crew arrive at the field late, and something already seems to be amiss. The cause of whatever had happened to it may have possibly been that freak pail of water knocked out of Jesse James front window as they were passing by. Of course they didnt know that the clothesline beneath the falling projectile had suspiciously vanished, which drastically altered the change of course of the water pail, and for some inexplicable reason dumped 24,500 gallons of water onto the human-controlled beast, immediately changing the surface of the monster to that of a rough, reddish hue. Anyway, the match begins as the crew gets work, and the rusted behemoth comes lumbering towards the rather diminutive cooking pot, but once again there seems to be a problem, as the Robosaurus has ceased all movement. It could have been those Three Blind Mice dancing to Thriller right under the Robosaurus toes but scientific analysis rejects that theory as the Robosaurus is not artificial intelligence, and humans arent scared of mice, except when they have large teeth, and these particular mice dont seem to. However, the problem may have been the excess water leaking into the controls, short-circuiting them, as the Robosaurus performs a Trapeck before tilting backwards and landing directly in front of the house fighter, The Oracle. It seems that Robosaurus days are numbered, but The Oracle doesnt simply squash opponents: it likes to make them suffer. It travels back to where the team members where thinking of making a transformer, or a giant dragon, or a dinosaur that eats kids. The Oracle tells Jim Potts to he should have all three instead of putting them all together, and that way he will make much more profit seeing as there will be enquiries as to how a transformer, a dinosaur and a dragon come to be at this time and age. The Oracle returns to the present, and the audience is in shock, as the waves of the cosmos clamour to deafening tones and Robosaurus undergoes a devolution.
What now stands before the pot are three solitary figures: a dinosaur, a Tyrannosaurus Rex to be exact, with an insatiable appetite for underage humans, a Transformer, namely Megatron, and a dragon, not a real dragon but a Komodo dragon, grown to 50 times its original size. Repeat what happened earlier in the day: 24,500 gallons of water are dumped straight of the pail that spilt, and onto the three competitors, but Megatron is unharmed due to those thrifty waterproof panels that the original Robosaurus didnt have, and it looks like the dinosaur and Komodo seem to enjoy it, as they havent had a bath since...ever. The pot seethes its essence angrily, knowing its plan is foiled, and begins to spew out another mischievous device to destroy them all, but before it can even do so much as move the width of an ozone molecule, Megatron picks it up, and throws it into the Komodo dragon, who headbutts it, and one sweep of the dinosaurs tail sends it straight into Auguels zone on its back, and the giant Russian muscle man brings his fists down straight onto the rather bent pots underside. Due to the actual pot itself being crafted of thin aluminium, it crumples completely. The essence rises out and surrounds the three beings, but out of nowhere a golden pencil flies into the ground point-first, causing it to crack open and send Megatron, the Rex, and the Komodo down to their doom below. But the pencil was far too late to save the pot itself from being destroyed first.

Robosaurus advance to Round 2!

[dinowarrior]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

*shoots Alex*

[joey_picus]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

*removes gun from Christophers hands, replaces it with a cuddly toy crocodile, and lectures him on the dangers of randomly shooting people*

Ydok Sthgif Doog!

[dinowarrior]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

...... *beats Joey to death with the cuddly toy crocodile*

Ill keep him for the next random tournament.

[joey_picus]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

*hits Chris with a random psychiatrist*

[RogueTwoRobots]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

Yay!

[alex_holt]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

Drat... next time perhaps I should keep it in a small indestructible jar for better durability...

[majinb]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

o, yes, this

you need my entries dont you Kody?

[kodster]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

Yup

[majinb]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

Ill enter, alongside a stingray and Male Kram...

Obi Wan Kenobi
Fidel Castro
Canada
A python of the monty kind
A Carver One
A meatloaf

[inuangel2007]

Team Zlayers Presents: Return of ATTTWI!

Okay now that we have Martijins entries... can we please continue Kody?