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[joey_picus]

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If youre that desperate for a proper battle, I could sort out a quick The Liams Proper Battle Tournament as a last resort

And I can understand you wanting a break - theres only so much robot wars fanfiction you can do in a certain period of time before you become a very sad person...

[Guest]

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Your telling me...

*Cackles manically in a corner while bashing pullback robots into each other muttering something about not having a proper battle yet*

No, I dont know where this is going either...

[majinb]

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so Flick will get a chance to defend its belt after all?

[Guest]

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Eliminator 11/32:
Turbo Tails v Sheer Heart Attack 2

Turbo Tails is another robot entered by Steven McGregor, who was a Heat B finalist with All Scoop... However Turbo Tails had better stay away from the flame pit or the fox will feel the heat with that flammable fur!

Sheer Heart Attack 2 competed in the Easter Bunny Tribute Championships 2008, but lost in the opening round when one of its tracks were crushed by E Clawdius Unum, who well see later on in the series.

Booth 1: Steven McGregor
Booth 2: Martijn M Benschop

5,4,3,2,1, erm.. GO!

Both robots spin up and head towards each other, SHA 2 driving up onto Tails front wedge, ripping fur into the air! Steven flips Martijn away and turns around to attack with his own spinner, a horizontal blade! But it glances off the sides of SHA2 and Martijn attacks again, ripping up more fur! Then the drum gets caught on a particularly strong piece of fur and an ultimate tug of war match ensues! Nothing much happens, but through a mixture of its own pulling and SHA 2s pushing Turbo Tails ends up on the flame pit!
As the two robots are not getting separated the match is called to a halt for it to go to a judges decision!

Turbo Tails: SHA2:
Damage- 1/5 2/5
Aggression- 3/5 3/5
Style- 2/5 4/5
Control- 2/5 4/5
Overall- 8/20 13/20

Sheer Heart Attack 2 goes through to the heat semi-finals!

Coming Next:
Doorstops v Mega Monsoon

[pcbore]

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Door Stops is fighting a lot in a short space of time, its getting hard to keep track of which tournies its still in and which ones its been knocked out of

Anyway, tactics as ever are to split up and come at him from different sides. Should that fail one can act as bait, and the other can attack.

[kodster]

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And that is one big reason why exposed wheels are a bad thing.

Oh well, I was facing a crusher. XD

[Guest]

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Eliminator 12/32:
Doorstops v Mega Monsoon

Doorstops are basically two static wedges that cun run inverted, a clusterbot with 18HP in each half. They are created and entered here by veteran roboteer Frank Goacher.

Mega Monsoon is another robot from Daniel Stickler, this time a rambot with approximately 60HP! Itll have no problems pushing the teeny Doorstops around, but a 1cm ground clearance around the sides and rear mean it could be outnumbered and shoved around!

Booth 1: Frank Goacher
Booth 2: Daniel Stickler

5,4,3,2,1, CLASH!

Doorstops splits up and heads around in different directions so that Frank has Mega Monsoon from both sides! Daniel cn only meet one of them, but instead heads away and presses the pit release tyre! The siren wails and Doorstops neatly avoid the chasm to get under the rear of Mega Monsoon while the other gets underneath side! A tricky position, and so Frank withdraws the one under the rear so that the other can push Mega Monsoon into the corner! But as it gets there it fires the spike and pushes itself off Doorstop by hitting the arena wall!
All 6 wheels are back on the ground and Daniel rams one of the doorstops up to the pit and uses the spike to push it in! But theres still one left, and Frank comes up behind Mega Monsoon to shove it in!

THE FINAL ELIMINATOR OF THE HEAT IS OVER!

One Doorstop down, one Mega Monsoon down, One Doorstop LEFT!Doorstops go through to the heat semi-finals!

Coming Next: A Featherweight Heat!
DTK v Pillow Torque

[Guest]

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Special Event- Featherweight Heat 3/4:
Pillow Torque v DTK

Pillow Torque is a low invertible rambot with a wedge on the front. However, that wedge wont run inverted.

DTK was the featherweight winner in RW7, beating good robots like Rip, Bernard and Prince of Awe to the title. However, featherweights have improved in leaps and bounds since then so it could be slightly out of date.

Booth 1: Frank Goacher
Booth 2: Mark Elam

5,4,3,2,1, FIGHT!

Pillow Torque gets off to a quick start, ramming Mark into the wall! But DTK comes back strongly, getting in underneath the rear and flipping Pillow Torque over! Its invertable, but the wedge is uselessly! Mark gets under the front and rams Pillow Torque into the pit release! Mark then flips it over again, propping it up on the wall! Pillow Torque isnt going anywhere, but cant be counted out for being stacked so Mark has to get Frank down. He does so by getting underneath and trying to get it OOTA, but flipping it sideways back the right way up! Frank is quick to retaliate and rams Mark into the CPZ where he is flipped by the spike! DTK self-rights, but lands on top of Pillow Torque who rams it into the opposite wall! DTK is turned over, but once again self-rights only to be rammed again, this time into the pit!

ONLY ONE FW HEAT LEFT GUYS!

Pillow Torque goes through to the semi-finals while DTK is laid to rest in the pit!

Coming Next: The Heat Semi-Finals!
Worck v Sheer Heart Attack 2
Nidhogg v Doorstops
Tactics/Predictions?

[joey_picus]

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Uh...get one around the back of one of the Door Stops, lift to stop it escaping, and crush into it until it dies. DO NOT GO NEAR THE PIT UNTIL ONE OF THEM IS DEAD, AND EVEN THEN ONLY GO NEAR IT FOR THE PURPOSE OF PITTING THE STILL ACTIVE ONE.

Good luck, Mr. Frank

[paulc]

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WORCK vs. Sheer Heart Attack 2: SHA2 is one of the robots I would have liked to have faced, although I wouldve preferred Tails. Simple plan here - although SHA2 may be the favorite to win this battle, it isnt going to cause me HUGE amounts of pain, as it can only flip, and thats just from the sides and rear - and so Ill keep my front facing him and ram underneath his drum. The barbs on top of me will KEEP him on the flipper and I just push him to the wall and flip - the majority of the weight is in his drum, and so he will fly over the wall.

Good luck Martijn :wink:

Nidhogg vs. Doorstops: I think that Nidhogg is going to win in this battle by crushing the Clusters and pitted the pair of them.

[Guest]

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Heat Semi-Final 5/16:
Worck v Sheer Heart Attack 2

Worck easily defeated Typhoon 2 in the eliminator, and is now up against another spinner. Paul wanted this battle, lets see if he was right to want it!

Sheer Heart Attack 2 took this place in the heat semi-finals by beating Turbo Tails on a JD. It was a close fight and now Martijn has to pull off another win over another well armoured opponent.

Booth 1: Paul Cuomo
Booth 2: Martijn M Benschop

5,4,3,2,1, BASH!

SHA2 spins up and trundles towards Worck, driving up the flipper and sending a spark stream flying into the air! Worck flips one of the tracks and Martijn is turned over sideways off the wedge, but attacks a side skirt, bending it upwards and flipping Worck onto its back! Paul quickly hits the flipper to self-right and comes on the attack, flipping SHA2 from under the drum! This time Martijn oges right over, and is pushed by Paul from behind, but Paul fires the flipper!But Worck wasnt quite underneath and now SHA2 has its wedges underneath Worck and can push it around! Matrtijn pushes Paul into the wall, digging underneath so that Worcks rear end is crumpled slightly! The impact knocks Worck off the wedges, and Paul comes round on the attack, getting under the drum and flipping! The drum was too heavy and Martijn flies over the wall and out of the competition!

ANOTHER HEAT SEMI-FINAL COMES TO A CLOSE!

Worck heads through to the heat final, question is will he meet Nidhogg or Doorstops, that fight coming next!

[paulc]

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WOOOOOOT! The C&B Champion falls down! Thats 2 Champs WORCK has taken down - the RW Champion and the C&B Champion. I wont face a Champion in the next round, but Ill face a Challenge Belt holder or a Clusterbot.

Im going for Nidhogg to make the Heat Final by pushing Door Stops down the pit. Go Joey!

[joey_picus]

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At this rate, I think Ive fought or am about to fight every robot you have at some point or other

[kodster]

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At this rate, the entire tournament will be finished by the end of next week.

[Guest]

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Is that a good or a bad thing?