Virtual Robot Wars

[andrewj]

Virtual Robot Wars

Yeah, youre right... the tartan would probably put it overweight. Can I remove that please?

And be my guest, black holes are selling out fast.

[knightrous]

Virtual Robot Wars

Ill enter!

Name: Doesnt Matter
Shape: Cube
Dimensions: NFI...
Weight: 100KG
Drive: None needed
Speed: fraction slower then speed of light.
Ground Clearance: 0mm
Armour: 100kg of Anti-matter
Weapon: 100kg of Anti-matter, when it comes into contact with matter, it has dissipates enough energy to destroy the universe
Strengths: Everything
Weaknesses: Paul Cuomo

[paulc]

Virtual Robot Wars

Another weakness: Paul Cuomo with his brilliant and fantastic robots

[swanaldo]

Virtual Robot Wars

in for a penny in for a pound....

Name: Stick
Shape: Longish with a few bends
Length: bout 1.5m
Thickness: 6inch down to 8mm
Drive: man with a strong throw
Speed: depends on man
Armour: Bark/leaves
Weapon: None

[corsair_lightning]

Virtual Robot Wars

Guys, lets act serious with real components in our bots.

[majinb]

Virtual Robot Wars

whats not real in Swans entry?

[corsair_lightning]

Virtual Robot Wars

Lets see.....

Longish with a few bands

Impossible.

Length: 1.5m

Barely an antweight.

Man with a strong throw

I said to use real things! No sticks! No black hole generators! No dwarves! No fake alloys except for unobtanium, which is allowed!

[majinb]

Virtual Robot Wars

longish with a few BENDS, its a bend stick, whats impossible about that?

1.5 METER, alot of antweights can be put in that

and theres no such thing as men with a strong throw?

[corsair_lightning]

Virtual Robot Wars

Sticks do not count as robots. Even thrown sticks dont.

[kodster]

Virtual Robot Wars

Guys, lets act serious with real components in our bots.

When you make proper vapourbots, then we will.

[knightrous]

Virtual Robot Wars

quote:

No fake alloys except for unobtanium, which is allowed!

Ummm... Not sure what planetary system you come from, but unobtanium is a fake metal... It was a joke kick started by Steven Kirk from his SHW robot Slam Job interview on Battlebots 1.0....

[joey_picus]

Virtual Robot Wars

Name: Paul Cuomo

Shape: Kind of boxy

Colour: Black, with red bits

Speed: 15mph

Drive: 1 remote controlled car, duct taped to the underside of...

Armour: A house brick, made of unobtanium alloyed with hardox, titanium, mithril, cerulean and pie.

Weapons: HE HAS A REALLY BIG CRUSHER!

Srimech: The brick repels the ground so it rolls back on to its wheels.

Strengths: Very nice

Weaknesses: Plot holes

[paulc]

Virtual Robot Wars

Paul Cuomo FTW!

[swanaldo]

Virtual Robot Wars

thought my stick would do well too. :sad:

[Guest]

Virtual Robot Wars

Whats the format in the heats?