The Crash & Burn Tournament 2
OK, Kody. You know the deal. *Steals Kodys ginger beer*
OK, Kody. You know the deal. *Steals Kodys ginger beer*
Malaria shoots out almost from the get-go, and veers away from a head -on collision with SUNCUST, but Tony turns to face Malarias side with the jaws and guns forward! Malaria keeps going, not wanting to give SUNCUST a chance, and the jaws just slip under the side skirt as it passes out of his reach. SUNCUST gives chase, but Malaria being the quicker of the two evades him, gets around, and finds himself at SUNCUSTs sides! BANG! One of the hammers comes down before SUNCUST can get away and hammers the 12mm titanium body but it bounces off with a small dent in the armour. SUNCUST backs off and comes at Malaria again, but Alex turns his machine away, and heads for the flame pit. SUNCUST again giving chase, and Malaria passes the flame pit, turns and makes a go for SUNCUSTs side. Unfortunately he passes too close and SUNCUST turns and slides under the side skirt again! Malaria is high-centered on the jaws, which close around him! Hes snagged - NO! Down come the hammers and shake him loose from the peril of the jaws, now fully closed and Tony gnashes his teeth for the second time this heat. SUNCUST shakes and opens the jaws, and runs towards Malaria who again heads away from a frontal assault and towards the side, but SUNCUST is already there. He tackles Malarias side once more but fails to push the lower jaw under the skirt and Malaria takes advantage, by turning towards SUNCUSTs own side, and finally penetrates HIS skirt! The plow lifts, and SUNCUST is tipped up, and thrown into the wall by Malarias charge! Down come the hammers! BANG! BANG! Into SUNCUSTS side! Amazingly the 12 titanium isnt putting up that bad of a fight, but now some dents can be seen, and still the hammers come down. BANG! BANG! Still only dents, but looking worse for wear now, and now the side skirt has been bent up...SUNCUST cant seem to get away and The Watcher comes over to have a look. Malaria backs off and SUNCUST gladly falls back down onto his wheels, and jets off before Malaria can shove him back into the wall. The Biohazard-shaped bot chases after SUNCUST, who rams the pit release button, and Malaria catches up...to meet SUNCUSTs jaws! What a turn of events!
Malaria stops too late, as SUNCUST comes forward and slides under the lifting plow of Malaria and the front skirts, lifting the entire front end up, and chomps down! BANG! BANG! Malarias hammers come down and smash the top of SUNCUST! Ooh, big dents have been made by the hammers this time around! SUNCUST seems to be moving slowly as well, but hes so near the pit! And so is Malaria! TOO NEAR!
If only I did as well... :new:
), Im just going to zip around all over the shop and try to take out the House Robots.
The pit raises up, allowing The Watcher to go free! You won€™t get me that easily, says the Ref! So what does AJ do? WHAM! SoR crashes into the ref as Chaos 2 tries to set-up a flip on Exa-Gore-Ic and fails. Die-Ceratops can€™t seem to get Exa-Gore-Ic out either, the 400kg of weight being a bit too much - AND THERE GOES THE REF!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! The Watcher - HAHAHA - has been tossed over the - HAHAHA - fence, courtesy of AJ!!! This is complete and utter disregard for...really, virtually everything! AND THAT€™S WHAT WE CAME TO SEE! ANARCHY! MAYHEM! This is what it€™s all about! And now SoR is back in at Exa-Gore-Ic with his flipper back under the mighty house robot, not really looking so mighty anymore, and Chaos 2 flipping, Die-Ceratops with a snort, AND...IT€™S DONE! Exa-Gore-Ic has been kicked from the arena! We will remember this! Oh go on, make it three for three...Die-Ceratops ventures over to the obviously dead Double Big Mac...ah, there we go. Gone. The 175kg spinner crashes down on the wrong side of the wall. OH! Chaos 2 has attacked Die-Ceratops, and now we€™re back to the fight! Die-Ceratops is hoisted, yes, but not flipped, and Chaos 2 is holding him there, trying to flick it out, and he€™s now got Die-Ceratops€™ side against the wall, and again trying to get him out - FLIP! SoR flies in and flips in the rear of the realie, and Chaos 2, quite literally, has turned over! And right onto Die-Ceratops€™ flipper! Die-Ceratops reverses towards the empty CPZ...and FLIP! Chaos 2 is bounded over and...that€™s pretty much it. Oh! SoR has driven itself right into the newly opened pit. Well, now I€™ve pretty much seen everything. And loved it.
). The hardox armour is definitely a plus as well, so it€™s really hard to damage this clamper, but tire-hungry spinners will always go after the exposed wheels, and it€™s pretty easily flipped. For some Bex-related reason, Jeroen allowed it to be painted pink...

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