Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

It is what it is, David. =P

Will have the fight up today.

[pcbore]

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...Dave, in a tournament where a toaster makes it to round 4, Beavis gains super intelligence and Homer Simpson makes it past round 1, why is this the first thing youve had a problem with? :-p

[kodster]

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Actually, the toaster made it to Round 3. =P

Anyway, here we go! Time to eliminate 5 of our competitors!

Hammer Brother vs. Professor Vengeance vs. Diotoir vs. Foxpig vs. XS3 vs. Samus Aran vs. Ming Higurashi vs. Lord DoomForAll vs. Pussycat vs. Pee-wee Herman vs. The Grim Reaper vs. Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. A stingray vs. Ichigo Kurosaki vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie

All house fighters are in this.

Everybody simultaneously enters the arena, and the fight begins. Diotior rams Pussycat but the feline dodges it and leaps upon the head of XS3, slashing at him. XS3 rams the ground with his face forcing the cat to dislodge itself from him. Robotnik fights with Ming who blasts the nearby stingray with an energy beam, but not incapacitating it. The stingray is about to attack when, with a cosmic BANG, Lord DoomForAll summons a horde of rift monsters into the arena, and they completely decimate the Hammer Brother who is in mid-throw at Ichigo Kurosaki. Ichigo swings his sword around but unfortunately it had dozens of C4 explosives attached; but fortunately it was so heavy that Ichigo lost control of it and it swung away into the Foxpig, destroying it instantly. Blaze Ya Dead Homie attempts to gun down Prof. Vengeance but with a swish of his Uber-cane Blaze is smitten to ashes and blown away by a charge beam Samus fired at Blaze a second before. Ming throws Robotnik away and swinging her katanas attempts to decapitate him but Pussycat leaps upon her and starts tearing away. Diotoir rams Mings foot and she falls with a cry but this causes Pussycat to fall right onto Diotoirs newly acquired spike which he stole from Vladiator, skewering it. One more to go as XS3 and Prof. Vengeance duel it out, however unfortunately Samus Aran was caught between them and as she tried to grapple Pee-wee Herman who was riding around in his trikey, a blast from XS3s palms and a shot from Vengeances cane met Samus with a gigantic explosion. Thankfully the suit kept her alive but shes barely able to get up. The Grim Reaper scratches his head, and wonders why he didnt do anything the entire fight.

Hammer Brother, Foxpig, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Pussycat, and Samus Aran are eliminated!

Round 5 competitors

Lord DoomForAll
Professor Vengeance
Ming Higurashi
X-Smasher 3
The Grim Reaper
Diotoir
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Ichigo Kurosaki
Pee-wee Herman
A stingray

Now then, I am going to do a little something like Alex did in the Wars Incarnate 2. I am going to make your fighters go up against some characters I choose. Some are completely my own, and some, however, are not. Some of the real characters will mainly be from the Lord of the Rings and SoulCalibur relams, as I am extremely addicted to them at the moment, and my own fictional characters will be based on them, too.

Now just give me some time to think of who to use.

[kodster]

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Okay, Ive got a list, but not as much of SC and LotR as I thought. They include my own alter-ego, and another one of my characters. =D

Federicko Johenson (mine)
Also known as KodeBreaker, or simply K.B., Federicko is the renegade program designed to shut down the Matrix. He was once a human being, but the machines broke their truce (at the end of The Matrix Revolutions) and attacked Zion again. There were no survivors except for Federicko, who was captured by the machines and turned into a program. But the machines did not intend such a powerful feeling of good from the being, and he escaped into the system, determined to shut it down. In summary, he is pretty much the Matrix turned good. He can change his shape to be virtually anything, and can hack into anybodys mind. All shields and force fields of any kind are nullified instantly in his presence. His true form is similar to Neo, except that his hair is a little more messed up.

Maedgul (mine)
The first Uruk-Hai ever conceived by the Dark Lord Morgoth in the Hell Fortress of Utumno. Somehow he was deemed a reject and was turned aside, thrown to the East. Maedgul wandered the East, an evil outcrop of the power of Morgoth himself. When Morgoth was cast into the Void at the end of the First Age of the Sun, most of Morgoths spirit followed his body but the tiniest fragment found its way to Maedgul and entered him, and channeling through Maedguls already mighty veins bombarded him with dark power and mental capabilites. Looks similar to Lurtz except that he face is branded with a red claw, not a white one, and his eyes are completely red, with yellow slits for pupils. Wields a great scimitar and has multiple dark elemental abilities.

And now for some known characters Ive put together.

Manwe Sulimo
Is basically the Lord of the Wind, and King of Arda. Can summon the Great Eagles to him at his command, and wields a sapphire sceptre. The wind obeys only his will.

The Fighting Wireframes
These evil cronies of the Master Hand are always looking for a fight. Overwhelming in great numbers. They come in male and female varieties, and are quite strong. (think Cruel Melee)

Xianghua
Wielder of the Krita-Yuga, whose true form is Soul Calibur. Has wielded her mothers sword since she was 8, and the said sword can vanquish any evil it touches. Lightning fast and liquid in her movements. Defeated the great enemy called Inferno.

Tony Soprano
The don of the great mob himself. Wields several guns and other weapons. Is quite violent. Also has a sense of humour that might affect you if he gets to you. (Was he killed yesterday, or not?)

Ginza
Godzillas arch-rival. Has a very bad temper and will smash everything in sight to bits if you get on his bad side. Can toss entire buildings several hundred feet in the air.

Glaurung
Father of Dragons. First bred by the Dark Power in Angband. Has an armour of hard scales on his back, and the fire of his breath is so destructive it can level an entire forest. Also extremely fast.

The Witch-King of Angmar
Lord of the Nazgul. Cannot be killed by any man. Does not feel pain. Any weapon that strikes him is destroyed instantly. Wields the mace, the Morgul-knife, and a deadly poison known as the Black Breath. Unaffected by special attacks.

Olcadan
A man who spoke against his tribe and was banished in a labyrinth for eternity, and his human head was turned into an owls. Now he has escaped, and learned every single weapon type there is. Can wield any weapon at any time, and has extremely formidible strength.

And thus, the line-ups...

Professor Vengeance vs. Maedgul
A stingray vs. Ginza
Diotoir vs. The Fighting Wireframes
Ming Higurashi vs. The Witch-King
Lord DoomForAll vs. KodeBreaker ()
Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. Manwe Sulimo
Ichigo Kurosaki vs. Xianghua
Pee-wee Herman vs. Tony Soprano
The Grim Reaper vs. Olcadan
XS3 vs. Glaurung

Tactics in please.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Points system will be given out here, for aggression, damage, self-recovery, all that stuff. The two with the lowest points are booted out. :wink:

(Message edited by kodster on June 11, 2007)

(Message edited by kodster on June 11, 2007)

[matty_haka]

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Youve only got 9 fights when you should have 10. Should be Glaurung fighting... X-Smasher 3

[kodster]

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I edited it. :wink:

[matty_haka]

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youll thank me later :wink:

[tacoman]

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Hahahahahahahahaha!

Although Master Hand has been defeated, his minions still live! Surely they will crush the foolish fool who foolishly fights for his foolish dreams of foolish fools!

[razerdave]

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Hi guys

About that message: I was in a rather bad state of mind at the time and put that for aggressions sake, so sorry. :sad:

Tactics: Raise all of my dead charecters, or any others, to overwhelm my opponent, why use the scyth if I dont need to ? Or if all else fails, just touch him and hes die :P

[inuangel2007]

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Im actually not too sure what I could use for my tactics vs. the Witch King... well, since he can;t be killed by a man, its a good thing Ming is a woman. Any weapon tnat touches him is destroyed, I think Ming should try and summon someone elses weapon so her Katanas are not going to be gone when she reaches the final round.
Well, I just hope that the house fighters won;t mind me stealing their weapons. lol.
Ming is a demon so the poison will be a problem as she has an acute sence of smell... she will just have to do what she can to avoid it I guess... since hes slow i guess that won;t be too hard.

[pcbore]

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Well, all active interest has gone out for me. Hope youre OK Dave.

[swiss_tony]

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Against Tony Soprano....put underwear over his head and start viciously kicking him in the balls.

[steven_mcg]

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A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 5
Maedgul VS PROFESSOR VENGEANCE

Ahh, that most classic of conflicts - fantasy versus science fiction. Lets get stuck in!
The game plan here will be to summon an army of Star Wars and Star Trek fans to the field (Ill spread some rumours about Mark Hamill and William Shatner fighting in the tourney or something :wink. The second they see a Lord of the Rings fancharacter, they will immediately distract him for me with their incessant arguing over which franchise is better. While Maedguls busy trying to obliterate them, the Prof will charge in and try slicing him up with the cane on Lightsabre Mode.

(Message edited by Steven_McG on June 14, 2007)

[kodster]

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Mortals and immortals, I bring unto thee the round that is the fifth!

Professor Vengeance vs. Maedgul

No house fighters.

From a dark, deserted wasteland, conceived by hatred and corruption, a lone figure strides. His grimy mane of dark hair clumps behind his dark neck and shoulder armour. His face is smeared with dried Orc blood, and a single red claw print is on his face. At his side his carries a giant scimitar. It is Maedgul. Darkness shrouds around him, pulsing unpleasantly, and almost unparalleled power is veiled behind his darkness. He halts, and waits. Several hundreds of fans of Star Wars and Star Trek come to shout at him but he simply turns his ugly head and glares at him, causing them to drop to the ground, screaming in agony as pain unimagineable courses through their bodies. Maedgul turns his attention back to an approaching being.
From the other side, another lone figure comes forth. His cape swirls dramatically around him, and his sinister face is battle-scarred. In his hand his carries a cane embued with magical properties, the might of which is a cold terror to all else who oppose him. Professor Vengeance had come. He stops about 25 feet in front of his adversary, who gives not the slightest sign of surprise or appraise. They stare at each other, each working to cow the other. When Vengeance releases that this doesnt work, he suddenly whirls his cane in the air, and from the tip bursts an extraordinary beam of emerald light. Maedgul still makes no sign of disquiet. The beam light fades until it becomes like a lightsabre in Vengeances hand. Maedgul acts, unsheathing his scimitar from his belt. Dramatic fantasy music can be heard (thanks to my special effects team) as they once again attempt to stare the other down. Again unsuccessful, Vengeance strikes. Like a blur he shoots around the space and impacts Maedgul hard on the neck. However Maedgul instinctively parries this with an upward strike and throws the stroke over his shoulder. Then he thrusts his knee right into Vengeances stomach. Such force is extricated from the knee that Vengeance is blown into the air and comes down hard from 25 feet in the air., but not before Maedgul blasts forward, a dark streak of malice, and forces his shoulder into Vengeances face. Vengeance blocks it with his own arm but the force causes it to buckle and Vengeance is smashed to the ground. Luckily Vengeance had pumped himself up before the match so his arm is relatively fine now, but Maedgul raises his scimitar and stabs downwards. Vengeance rolls aside and kicks Maedgul in the chest. Maedgul is thrown backwards but rolls back onto his feet, and just in time to see Vengeance flying like a cat at his head, the Uber-cane inches from his face. Suddenly, Maedgul roars and emits a burst of evil energy. The cane is repelled and Vengeance is blasted backwards, and Maedgul leaps forward and channeling his own energy into his blade slams down the weapon into the ground. Unfortunately for Maedgul this wasted tons of energy and Vengeance backflips over the resulting tremor and lands on his feet. He then produces a phial of blue liquid, and drains it. Maedgul, panting, takes out his crossbow and aims it at Vengeance. However Vengeance is too quick, and with a thrust of his lightsabre cane, skewers the Uruk-Hai through the chest. Maedgul howls in pain, and suddenly explodes into fragments of ash, sending Vengeance backwards upon the floor. As Vengeance struggles to his feet, he hears four dark words...
We will meet again.

Points
+50000 - Fatal blow
+2500 - Time
+2500 - Self-improvement
+500 - Cheap tactics

TOTAL = 55500 points.

More battles up soon.

[Guest]

Team Gore Presents: ATTTWI

*is anticipating his match*

BRING HIM ON!!!!!/joeswanson