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**inuangel2007** · 8 February 2007, 01:21

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Hey Kody, I finally got accepted to the FRA, I promised to join the Wars Incarnate for the 1st time and I will keep my word. So, here are my entrants, as follows:

1. Ming Higurashi - She is a Dog Demon/Human and cousin of the Priestess Kagome Higurashi. Ming has the same priestess powers as her cousin to go along with her demon speed, agility, power and magic. Her main weapons are Twin Katanas, though she has been known to use a very large fan or ber bare hands.

2. Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing - Solaria is a Princess from the planet Floria. Shes a butterfly sprite with a pet Floria Cat named Nightwing. They always fight as a team and cannot... will not beseparated to fight. Pics below, first is Solaria and second is Nightwing.
http://images.quizilla.com/F/FA/FAL/FallenAngel001/1135185875_kButterfly.jpghttp://images.quizilla.com/F/FA/FAL/...kButterfly.jpg
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3. Rocky Racoon - The thieving .little Racoon from the parent tales.

4. A Rabies infected Cat named Norbert

5. A gold pocketwatch

6. Seung-Mi~Na from Soul Calibur 3

I might add my last two characters later.

**almost_there** · 8 February 2007, 01:38

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Things infected with rabies seem to be popular!

**alex_holt** · 8 February 2007, 10:31

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Rabies: The FRA Disease of Choice

**kodster** · 8 February 2007, 12:36

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Thanks Melissa!

yknow, with all these alter-egos, its a shame that the Wootinator cant join us...Im going to TRY and contact AJ, but if he doesnt respond by tomorrow morning (or evening by your standards), then forget him, Im movin on.

**kodster** · 8 February 2007, 12:48

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Anyway...

Entries so far...

Alex Holt
1. Daniel the Chaos Mole
2. Jar of crab paste
3. Lord DoomForAll
4. The Most Harmless and Cute and Innocent thing in the universe.
5. Giant radioactive harpischord
6. Foxpig
7. Giant ball of enraged leopards
8. Blod.

Christopher Mason
9. Homer Simpson
10. Squidward Tentacles
11. Box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones.
12. Hippopotamus
13. Mini Fridge
14. Mutant cuckoo clock named Barry.
15. Bowl of custard.
16. Crazy Frog

Martijn M Benschop
17. Stingray
18. Danish cartoonist
19. Zinedine Zidane
20. Bobsleigh
21. Nine Million Bicycles
22. Wild Horses
23. A Bat out of hell
24. Major Tom (Space Oditty)

Chris Cooper
25. Mara Jade Skywalker
26. Rapier
27. Frosty the Snowman
28. Santa Claus
29. Chastity Dingle
30. 13
31. Congealed milk.
32. Squinting teacher.

David Weston
33. St. Lucifer
34. Goth who wields a tanto.
35. Stewie Griffin
36. Dark Magician
37. Grim Reaper
38. Raymundo
39. Slipknot
40. Bender

Frank Goacher
41. Pussycat
42. Shadehawk
43. PC
44. Black Mage
45. Fighter
46. Riff
47. Kiki
48. Bun-Bun

Anthony Politzi
49. Ozzy Osbourne
50. Kurt Cobain
51. Beavis
52. Michael Jackson
53. Trogdor the Burninator
54. Hobbes
55. Pee Wee Herman
56. Barney

Steven McGregor
57. Professor Vengeance
58. Thomas the Tank Engine
59. Dr. Ivo Robotnik
60. Cyberman Army
61. The Mad Hatter
62. Fifi LaFume
63. Slappy Squirrel
64. Sociology

Mark Irwin
65. Dethklok
66. Can of Barqs root beer
67. Fat Guy from Boogie Nights
68. The City Wok Owner
69. Link
70. XS3
71. Jeffrey Nothing
72. Chuck Norris

Aaron Knight
73. Evangelion Unit 1
74. Mugen
75. Full Metal Alchemist
76. Tekkaman
77. Arael
78. Leliel
79. Ichigo Kurosaki
80. Anti-Matter

Ceri Jenkins
81. Red Dino Thunder Ranger
82. Samus Aran
83. Jushi Sentai France Five
84. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
85. Talkie Toaster
86. Rose/Tardis Deity
87. Hammer Bro.
88. Evil Mighty Morphinâ‚¬â„¢ Green Ranger

Daniel Stickler (?)
89. Google
90. Half-eaten Bacon Sandwich
91. A ninja
92. A pirate
93. Master Hand
94. Wiimote
95. Lordi
96. Jack the Ripper

Leo van Miert
97. Violent J
98: Shaggy 2 Dope
99: Jamie Madrox
100: Monoxide
101: ABK
102: Blaze Ya Dead Homie
103: Myzery
104: Jumpsteady

Richard McCaffrey
105. Diotior
106. Kenshiro
107. Santa Claws
108. Rusty nail
109. Rabies prawn
110. Mike Tyson
111. Al Gore
112. Diamond Sparkle Super Pretzel

Melissa Urbich
113. Ming Higurashi
114. Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing
115. Rocky Raccoon
116. Rabies infected cat named Norbert
117. Gold pocketwatch
118. Seong Mi-Na
119. unknown
120. unknown

Need them last two entries by tomorrow Melissa, or Ill put in two for you. :wink:. And [insert long long long long LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG forgotten name here]ANDREW JACKSON[/insert] better show his face too.

**kodster** · 9 February 2007, 16:00

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Well, as I long promised, here are all the line-ups! Sorry AJ!

Round 1

The Mad Hatter vs. Mike Tyson
Riff VS. Foxpig
Seong Mi-Na vs. Trogdor the Burninator
A bowl of custard vs. Evil Mighty Morphin Green Ranger
Zinedine Zidane vs. Mugen
XS3 vs. Bender
Chastity Dingle vs. Google
Monoxide vs. Dethklok
Ichigo Kurosaki vs. A giant radioactive harpischord
Pussycat vs. Red Dino Thunder Ranger
A box filled with miniture Steve Irwin and Evel Knievel clones vs. A goth who wields a tanto
A ninja vs. Myzery
Diotoir vs. Santa Claus
Ming Higurashi vs. A bat out of hell
Sociology vs. Beavis
Professor Vengeance vs. A half-eaten bacon sandwich
Slipknot vs. The most harmless, cute and innocent thing in the universe
A gold pocketwatch vs. The City Wok Owner
Rapier vs. Mini Fridge
Al Gore vs. Hammer Bro.
Tekkaman vs. Barney
Fighter vs. Danish cartoonist
Violent J vs. Wild horses
A can of Barqs root beer vs. A jar of crab paste
Jamie Madrox vs. Talkie Toaster
Dr. Ivo Robotnik vs. PC
Barry the mutant cuckoo clock vs. Stewie Griffin
Full Metal Alchemist vs. Lordi
Melissas unknown 7th entrant vs. Congealed milk
Rusty nail vs. Michael Jackson
Lord Doomforall vs. Thomas the Tank Engine
ABK vs. Arael
Bun-Bun vs. A squinting teacher
Solaria Crystalwing & Nightwing vs. Ozzy Osbourne
Dark Magician vs. A Wiimote
Kenshiro vs. Jeffrey Nothing
A bobsleigh vs. Homer Simpson
Samus Aran vs. Melissas unknown 8th entrant
13 vs. Hobbes
Evangelion Unit 1 vs. The Grim Reaper
Rose/Tardis Deity vs. Slappy Squirrel
Link vs. A giant ball of enraged leopards
A hippopotamus vs. Diamond Sparkle Super Pretzel
Shaggy 2 Dope vs. Kiki
9,000,000 Bicycles vs. Master Hand
Rocky Raccoon vs. Fifi LaFume
Chuck Norris vs. Kurt Cobain
Frosty the Snowman vs. Blod
Jack the Ripper vs. Leliel
Shadehawk vs. Jumpsteady
St. Lucifer vs. Jushi Sentai France Five
Santa Claws vs. Major Tom
Squidward Tentacles vs. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
Norbert the rabies infected cat vs. Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Rabies prawn vs. Black Mage
Daniel the Chaos Mole vs. A stingray
Raymundo vs. Mara Jade Skywalker
Cyberman Army vs. The fat guy from Boogie Nights
Pee Wee Herman vs. Crazy Frog
A pirate vs. Anti-Matter

And thats that. Melissa I need those two entries in still.

Tactics? Predictions? Smelling salts?

**alex_holt** · 9 February 2007, 16:10

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Some really ace draws here....

Im lookign forward to all my fights.... particularly the harmless fight, and the jar fight....which should technically be themost borign fight ever...

Plus, writing these things usually, I know that predictions are pointless, lol.

**steven_mcg** · 9 February 2007, 16:12

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A.T.T.T.W.I.
ROUND 1
Mike Tyson VS THE MAD HATTER

Oh, nice opener.

The Mad Hatter may not be very strong, but hes nice n nimble compared to his opponent. The plan here will be to dodge Tysons blows and try to plant a circuitry card behind his ear. Mikell instantly be brainwashed, at which point I will command him to punch himself into submission.
If things get desperate, take out an axe and go all out (Off with his head!) or try to brainwash the House Fighters and have them take on Tyson.

Good luck, Kody. Youll ruddy need it to survive this insanity.

**dinowarrior** · 9 February 2007, 17:20

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Here are my tactics for my first competitor. I will add more tactics after the previous competitor has fought (I.E. I will not post tactics for the aforementioned box until the custard has fought)

THE BOWL OF CUSTARDS TACTICS
This is perfect, because I cant be eaten. After all, Power Rangers have that helmet in the way. After he tries a few tactics, he may end up slipping on me.

**knightrous** · 9 February 2007, 17:23

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Zinedine Zidane vs. Mugen

Mugen to use his leet samurai skillz and slice and dice the opponent...

Ichigo Kurosaki vs. A giant radioactive harpischor

Increase reitsu to maxium level, invoke the hollow and destroy it with a single swing of Tetsa Zangetsu...

Tekkaman vs. Barney

Slice and disc with the Tekka blade, at worst case, resort to the Tekka Blasters... If they can destroy the moon, Barney is gon3

Full Metal Alchemist vs. Lordi

Transmutate the opponent into a bomb (changing the content of oxygen and carbon in the body to correct levels) and watch the opponent explode....

ABK vs. Arael

Suck them into the sub-space dimensions... You cant escape the shadows...

Evangelion Unit 1 vs. The Grim Reaper

Expand AT Field to maximum... Throw Lance of Longinus at the Reaper and show him that even the dead can still die...

Jack the Ripper vs. Leliel

Attack Jack from out of his attack range with neural/mental ray. Breaking him down before of his evil sins and evil past... Reduce the man to rubble, then energy beam him while he cries/screams to the heavens....

A pirate vs. Anti-Matter

Implode instantly, destroying the pirate and the universe in one swift blink of an eye.... Anti-Matter... The Ultimate Suicide Bomber...

**pcbore** · 9 February 2007, 19:20

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Having read enough of these things, I also know tactics are useless

Looking forward to the Robotnik vs PC fight.

**kodster** · 9 February 2007, 19:20

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Ahem, I have actually decided to write a fight early so as to get myself into the feeling of writing these. Enjoy the first fight!

The Mad Hatter vs. Mike Tyson

House fighters are Ancalagon and Exa-Gore-Ic. Read back in the first page of the thread if you donâ‚¬â„¢t know whom they are. Same with the rest of the house fighters.

The Mad Hatter steps into the arena, laughing maniacally, and waits for his opponent to appear. It seems that the boxer has not yet made it to the arena, possibly due to being in prison. Growing increasingly impatient he attempts to juggle his brainwashing circuitry cards to entertain the audience but one of them falls on his head, getting a tomato in the face from someone in the audience in return. He shakes his fist at the guy who threw it but doesnâ‚¬â„¢t go after him seeing as if he fell off the stage heâ‚¬â„¢d lose. He suddenly hears a whooshing sound, and turns around.
At that precise moment Ancalagon appears holding a black limo in his gigantic claw. He sets the limo down and waits by the side of the arena, carving the floor with his tail as he does so. The limo door opens, and Mike Tyson steps out in full boxing array, complaining to the driver about lawsuit charges and coarse language issues. As soon as he steps out of the vehicle, Ancalagon grabs the limo, crushes it and the driver like a tin can and hurls it off the stage into the background.
The fight begins. The Mad Hatter and Tyson begin to size each other up, circling each other like wolves. Itâ‚¬â„¢s Tyson who lunges forward first with the trademark headfirst charge, but The Mad Hatter nimbly steps out of the way, and Tyson ends up eating floor. Hatter then decides to use his brainwashing cards again, but unfortunately for him Tyson doesnâ‚¬â„¢t wear sissy headbands, therefore Hatter doesnâ‚¬â„¢t have any place to put the card, and so this plan fails horribly as Tyson charges again, ramming Hatter in the midsection, and begins to beat the crap out of him with his fists. Suddenly Hatter remembers that he brought his axe with him and pulls it out. Tyson wrestles the axe from him but gets hit in the head by it first, creating a cut. Thatâ‚¬â„¢s all that is needed; Hatter beams as he inserts a card into the cut. Tyson stands up with an emotionless stare, and then begins to chop himself in the head repeatedly with the axe. As Tyson falls to the ground in a pool of blood, Ancalagon opens his jaws and swallows Tyson whole. Unfortunately for Ancalagon the brainwashing card was still on Tyson when he was eaten and so Ancalagon turns on Exa-Gore-Ic who has not made a movement during this entire fight and tackles him out of the air and away from the stage. The Mad Hatter laughs again and bows to the audience, the first one into Round 2.

The Mad Hatter advances to Round 2!

How was that?

**razerdave** · 9 February 2007, 21:18

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That was good

**dinowarrior** · 9 February 2007, 21:22

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I demand you to write MORE! Politely, of course.

**steven_mcg** · 9 February 2007, 22:06

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Oh frabjous day! Callooh, callay!

Great start there, Kody.

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