Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

All right, Ive put up the house robot match.

The matches are:

Wheely Big Cheese 2 VS. Hannibal
Leprosy Infection VS. Love Bite v2.0
Shovearound 2 VS. Flick of the Wrist
Exa-Gore-Ic: AI vs. Double Whamlet

First match begins tomorrow

[leorcc]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

Taps his watch...

puts ear over it...

tick tick tick...

checks calender...

He did write tomorrow...

Must be a time zone thing.

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

Argh, sorry for the delay. Ill get the first fight up very soon, I promise. Theres just been some other stuff going on.

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

WBC2 Vs. Hannibal

Roboteers, stand by...

3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!

So begins our first request match! Out comes Wheely Big Cheese 2, out on the attack, and heres Hannibal dodging the initial charge, turning on the spot and straight into the side, and a great flip sends WBC2 flopping onto its back! Hmm, Im not too sure whether it has a back. Anyway, Hannibal again pressurizing WBC2, and a flip against the arena wall! Oh goodness me, WBC2 on its wheel, and Hannibals flipper open, trapping the Cheese against the wall...and out goes the flipper, and oh my! Hannibals flipper is forced away and Hannibal himself is inverted! WBC2 is off the wall now and closing in on the self-righting Hannibal, but Hannibal is just in time to scurry away before the giant flipper finds its place under his wheels. Now weve got some maneouvering around as Hannibal once again tries to find the side of WBC2 and toss him about. Oh dear, WBC2 has placed himself directly in front of Hannibal, who advanced too quickly, and theres the flipper! But wait, WBC2 isnt stupid. He carries Hannibal to the arena wall and TOSS! Hannibal bumps into the wall beyond the arena but falls back onto the camera track.

CEASE!

Winner: Wheely Big Cheese 2

Coming up: Leprosy Infection VS. Love Bite v2.0

[majinb]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

predicting...

Leprosy Infection VS. Love Bite v2.0
I tend to believe Love Bite runs a tad too fast. Other than that, it does have a claw that can mean serieous harm to Leprosys exposed wheels...
Love Bite to win I think

[leorcc]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

I was blinded by the sunlight. The joystick failed. ehh.. the spektrum didnt respond (nah theyll never believe that). Next time you wont be so lucky James.

(Message edited by leorcc on January 30, 2007)

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

Grr...I had part of the next fight typed, but then the window closed out of nowhere and erased all my work...and right now I dont have the heart to retype what I just typed.

Ill resume writing the fights tomorrow.

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

Well, its not Feb 2, but at least its a fight.

Leprosy Infection VS. Love Bite v2.0

Roboteers, stand by...

3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!

Out come both robots - whoa-ho! Leprosy comes crashing into the front of Love Bite, and the flipper sends Leprosy onto his back! Technically this doesnt mean anything since Leprosy is invertible, but Love Bite comes in again and Leprosy is forced to turn around and flee away. Love Bite however is faster and beats him to the pit release button. Unfortunately for Leprosy this means that he is tilted onto the wedge, and the drum hits the floor! CRASH!
OH WOW! The recoil damage is moderate, and the arena floor seemed to catch the drum and throw Leprosy back onto his belly! But the drum aint working now, and that spells D-O-O-M for the drummer. More unfortunately, its driven him right into the pincers of Love Bite! Love Bite indeed closes the pincers and sinks them into Leprosys chassis; the armour is penetrated and the pincers sink in further. Leprosy is now completely helpless in the grasp of the pincers and Love Bite decides to end this quickly lest something unfortunate happen to him also. He slams into the pit release button, opening the pit, and heads over to the pit. He moves to release Leprosy from his grasp; however, the pincers are stuck! Mr. Cooper works the controls furiously, but the mechanics are jammed! Love Bite doesnt want Leprosy to be given a second chance, and so does the only thing he can do - pitches himself in with Leprosy clamped in front of him!

CEASE!

Winner: Love Bite v2.0

Coming up: Shovearound 2 VS. Flick of the Wrist

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

Shovearound 2 VS. Flick of the Wrist

Roboteers, stand by...

3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!

The champ charges in and rams Flick straight away with the forks. Flick is too late to raise the spikes and is, ahem, flicked under by Shovearounds weapons, and rammed straight into the arena wall! Flick bounces off the wall, off of Shovearound and behind him; the latter backs into Flick at once and starts to shove him towards the other wall. Flick rides the top of Shovearound backwards and lands in front of him. Shovearound is surprised by this, but a split-second later charges at him; Flick wheels around the desperate attempt and gets to Shovearounds side, but the spikes are unable to slide under the skirt there. Shovearound turns and nails Flicks side with the forks, turning the blow aside and forcing Flick to flee again. Martijn doesnt go far though; Flick turns around again and dives headlong into Shovearounds forks, spikes upraised. Unfortunately Shovearound was advancing and so Flick misses his mark and shoots right overtop of the champ and near the pit. Shovearound again tries the reverse charge trick, but Flick is already away and has hit the pit release button. Shovearound hastily maneouvers around the pit to avoid an early and embarrassing blowout, and hunts Flick around the arena again. He finally catches Flick and rams him side-first into the arena wall! Flick goes flying to the right, onto his rear, back onto his wheels, and is just in time to run away from another lunge of the forks. Shovearound is getting increasingly frustrated that he hasnt beaten his opponent yet, but this is driven away by the sight of Flick coming right at him! Oh dear! Flick is under Shovearound! The spikes pop, and Shovearound is inverted! Flick wastes no time after achieving this; he barrels the champ right into an angle grinder!
CRASH!
OUCH! Sparks fly, and there is a nasty gash on Shovearounds skirt! Strange, it didnt come off...Shovearound is still mobile, though, and rights himself with his forks after dodging a tackle from his opponent. Flick, evidently incensed, reaches Shovearound but the spikes again are unable to penetrate the lowness of that same skirt. Shovearound again flicks Flick with the forks, and gets under him! Yes, this is what he wanted to do all along! And hes caught a wheel hole! A hole-in-one, you could say! Anyway Shovearound now has his prize by the neck, and drags his catch of the day towards the pit...BOOM! Gone.

CEASE!

Winner: Shovearound 2

Coming up: Exa-Gore-Ic: AI VS. Double Whamlet

[majinb]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

prediction: Extra-Gore-Ic to pit its opponent

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

Exa-Gore-Ic: AI VS. Double Whamlet

Roboteers, stand by...

3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!

So begins the last fight of this event. Exa-Gore-Ic immediately on the attack, slamming into his buddy; however, before he can sink the pincers in, Whamlet gives a whack to the top and reverses away. This annoyance cannot be borne; Exa-Gore-Ic rams Whamlet with the pincers closed; Whamlet does the like to him, and begins to repeatedly hammer him with the twin axes. Exa-Gore-Ic struggles to open the pincers again, but suddenly the flipper on Whamlets scoop activates, and it tilts Exa-Gore-Ic up slightly. Whamlet continues his axe party on the big guy and shunts him into the arena wall, further tilting Exa-Gore-Ic up, and Whamlet proceeds to hack at his underbelly. Well, what better way to win than to discombobulate your opponent? But no, Whamlet carries Exa-Gore-Ic from the arena wall, to the pit release button, WHAM! Right into the button, and I think we all know what happens now...BOOM!

CEASE!

Winner: Double Whamlet



Congratulations to our winner, Shovearound 2, and to everybody who had a part in this. Crash & Burn 2 will be ready for sign-ups in the near future.

Good night! :wink:

[jamesb]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

there was a follow on from the wbc2 vs hannibal fight.

following the battle, Leo walked up to me while I was eating some choccie biccies, and said....

I was blinded by the sunlight. The joystick failed. ehh.. the spektrum didnt respond (nah theyll never believe that). Next time you wont be so lucky James.

so I said, Oh yeah, you want some?!?!?
yeah, bring it on says Leo.
CRUNCH!!!! you want some more Leo???
you bet ya he says
CRUNCH!!! you want some more!!!!!
Leo replies, is that all youve got???.......

no, I reply, I have some cake in the car if youd like some to go with those biccies
CRUNCH CRUNCH... oh yes please says Leo, Ill get us some tea

sorry... my stories arent as violent.

[leorcc]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

[kodster]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!

[majinb]

Team Gore Presents: House Robot Rebellion 2!